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[Loons The Great]

Q: Did you hear the one about the guitar player in Van Halen that walked past the bar?
A: It could happen!

[Loons The Great]

Q. What's the difference between a puppy and a country singer?
A. Eventually the puppy stops whining.

Q. What happens if you play country music backwards?
A. Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life,
and you get out of prison.

Q. How does a blues band end up with a million dollars?
A. Start with $2 million.

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by MAX
Thanks Marky!!!

Again, I'll fill you in when I get a chance.

Too easy...

[MAX]

Originally posted by Seshmeister


Too easy...

I might be a both semi-retarded and a skank but I'm not easy.

Seriously Sesh, I don't get it? :confused:

[Seshmeister]

I was pointing out it would be too easy to make a joke about you 'filling in' Mark.

Too subtle I guess...

[MAX]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
I was pointing out it would be too easy to make a joke about you 'filling in' Mark.

Too subtle I guess...

AHA!!! Ok, it was a good one now that I get it!!!

It was too subtile but fuckin' funny nonetheless. lol