Alice Coopers VH lineup

[Take 'Em]

I just landed in K.C. and got in the rental car and flipped on the radio.

Alice Cooper has his own show and after playing "Take your whiskey home", made his case for what the next Van Halen lineup should be:

Band Name: WolfGang

Eddie: Guitar

Wolfgang: Bass

Lead singer: Paul Rodgers

Drummer: Anybody they come up with


Paul Rodgers kicks ass in my opinion, but I think Alice had that Boa wrapped around his neck too tightly years ago and deprived his brain of oxygen. :confused:

[Terry]

"Drummer: Anybody they come up with" lol

Rodgers is fine, but not for Van Halen.

There's only one lineup for Van Halen that's ever been worth a damn. The classic one. Any opinions to the contrary are just nonsense.

[Nickdfresh]

Alice has been a fucking queer since the day he admitted can't hold his liquor.

What a fucking pussy. Maybe that boa's up his ass or something?

[ELVIS]

The only queer around here is you, Dickforbreath...

[Terry]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Alice has been a fucking queer since the day he admitted can't hold his liquor.

What a fucking pussy. Maybe that boa's up his ass or something?

Even worse is how he still prattles on about how much of an alcoholic he used to be. Yes, Alice, you 'used to be' cool. Now go run off and practice your golf swing.

Kinda like Aerosmith in that respect, where they still bring up in every interview how they were the 'Toxic Twins' and did a lot of coke and smack twenty five years ago, like it's gonna somehow give them some retroactive street cred: "Hey, we used to be bad-asses! Keep that in mind while we churn out another mindless power ballad written by Desmond Childs and produced by Glen Ballard."

[DLRdelight!]

alice alice alice.....there is only one vh

[tjvhou812]

alice must be still hitting the bottle

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by Takeem5

Band Name: EatmyAss

Eddie: Shithead Loser

Sam: Fat, P.O.S. AssMuncher

Mikey: Lucky ass Douchebag

Drummer: Anybody they come up with(that is too good to f with! )

My new favorite band.

[MAX]

Originally posted by scottydabodi
My new favorite band.

'ello Scotty!!!

Long time and no see.

How in the heck are you?

[Diamondjimi]

Alice should shut the fuck up and stick to golf .

[binnie]

Was Alice joking?

I can't believe that anybody would seriously say that...

[bantonelli]

Someone needs to remind Alice that he didn't hit a hole-in-one with his lineup suggestion and refresh his memory that there is only "1" ORIGINAL VAN HALEN "FORE"....

[katie]

Who is Alice Pooper?

[jero]

Originally posted by bantonelli
Someone needs to remind Alice that he didn't hit a hole-in-one with his lineup suggestion and refresh his memory that there is only "1" ORIGINAL VAN HALEN "FORE"....

No way, it's more like one in every hole

[jero]

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