Dave's worst lyrical song?

**WARF** · 05-27-2007, 06:02 PM

The Winner??

Counterblast!!

Dave wrote a cheesy sex song, when he obviously has never been on the internet. This is song writing at it's worse. Something I would have expected from Sammy Hagar.

Counter-blast

Tell me, tell me, tell me
Who's your favorite page
I'm gonna fax you
Into the atom age

My engine searching
Like a harpoon
Like a monsoon
In your chat room
Who are you
Are you online

Woman;
Your page or mine
My engine searching
Like a harpoon
Like a monsoon
In your chat room
Counter-blast

This is not a test
This is the first phase
This is not a test
This is the atom age
This is not a test
Are you online?
This is not a test
Your page or mine...

**MERRYKISSMASS2U** · 05-27-2007, 06:05 PM

Are you online?

BWAHHAHHAHHAHAHAH

**Anonymous** · 05-28-2007, 06:40 AM

Originally posted by WARF
The Winner??

Counterblast!!

Dave wrote a cheesy sex song, when he obviously has never been on the internet. This is song writing at it's worse. Something I would have expected from Sammy Hagar.

Counter-blast

Tell me, tell me, tell me
Who's your favorite page
I'm gonna fax you
Into the atom age

My engine searching
Like a harpoon
Like a monsoon
In your chat room
Who are you
Are you online

Woman;
Your page or mine
My engine searching
Like a harpoon
Like a monsoon
In your chat room
Counter-blast

This is not a test
This is the first phase
This is not a test
This is the atom age
This is not a test
Are you online?
This is not a test
Your page or mine...

Well, thank you for making me read it.

I always avoided that song.

Now I know why...

Cheers! :bottle:

**Golden AWe** · 05-28-2007, 08:48 AM

Only part, somehow clever that is, is "I'm gonna fax you"...

Unless that means sending her to some other location

**EAT MY ASSHOLE** · 05-28-2007, 08:59 AM

I dunno..."Your page or mine" is kinda clever.

I've ALWAYS despised "Hot Dog and a Shake". Idiotic. Embarrassing. Juvenile. Makes me want to hide beind the sofa when it comes on, even if no one is in the room with me.

**bueno bob** · 05-28-2007, 12:03 PM

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
I dunno..."Your page or mine" is kinda clever.

I've ALWAYS despised "Hot Dog and a Shake". Idiotic. Embarrassing. Juvenile. Makes me want to hide beind the sofa when it comes on, even if no one is in the room with me.

I'll second that one.

**tajmahal** · 07-14-2007, 02:01 PM

Stand up

"The more you stand up the less you fall down"

Brutal

**DavidLeeNatra** · 07-16-2007, 01:48 PM

Originally posted by tajmahal
Stand up

"The more you stand up the less you fall down"

Brutal

there is no such a line in that song

**tajmahal** · 07-16-2007, 02:00 PM

Its been a while since I have listened to that sing. I need to check it again.

**DavidLeeNatra** · 07-16-2007, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by tajmahal
Its been a while since I have listened to that sing. I need to check it again.

no...it sucks anyway...

it's

"stand up, stand up
the more you do it
the less you fall down"

**delta5150** · 07-16-2007, 02:12 PM

One foot out the door

I grabbed that telephone
I thought we were alone
Telling me there's company
Your husband's comin' home
I've been thinking about this Saturday night with you
I've been thinking about it all week long
And now I'm gonna lose it 'cause that
Son-of-a-bitch got me singin' that same old song
Got one foot out the door
Tryin' to hit the road
Ain't no match for your mean old man
I think it's time to roll
Got one foot out the door
Got one foot out the door
Think I'm gonna fight him?
Don't you let him put down
Put that to the floor
Put the pedal to the metal
And you beat it out of town
No comin' back, back for more

**ALMOSTsaved** · 07-16-2007, 02:22 PM

Originally posted by delta5150
One foot out the door

I grabbed that telephone
I thought we were alone
Telling me there's company
Your husband's comin' home
I've been thinking about this Saturday night with you
I've been thinking about it all week long
And now I'm gonna lose it 'cause that
Son-of-a-bitch got me singin' that same old song
Got one foot out the door
Tryin' to hit the road
Ain't no match for your mean old man
I think it's time to roll
Got one foot out the door
Got one foot out the door
Think I'm gonna fight him?
Don't you let him put down
Put that to the floor
Put the pedal to the metal
And you beat it out of town
No comin' back, back for more

Um. No.

**DlocRoth** · 07-16-2007, 10:20 PM

Cheatin Heart Cafe?

Not so good.

**Terry** · 07-16-2007, 10:56 PM

Will have to go with WARF on this one.

Counter-Blast, lyrically, is a bit silly.

**chi-town324** · 07-21-2007, 07:19 PM

Originally posted by delta5150
One foot out the door

I grabbed that telephone
I thought we were alone
Telling me there's company
Your husband's comin' home
I've been thinking about this Saturday night with you
I've been thinking about it all week long
And now I'm gonna lose it 'cause that
Son-of-a-bitch got me singin' that same old song
Got one foot out the door
Tryin' to hit the road
Ain't no match for your mean old man
I think it's time to roll
Got one foot out the door
Got one foot out the door
Think I'm gonna fight him?
Don't you let him put down
Put that to the floor
Put the pedal to the metal
And you beat it out of town
No comin' back, back for more

solo material only

**Mr. Vengeance** · 07-21-2007, 07:24 PM

Clearly Jump is weak, lyric wise....

EDIT- sorry didn't see the solo only clause...

**Seshmeister** · 07-21-2007, 10:25 PM

I have no problem with Counterblast.

Taking a step back Everybody Wants Some is maybe the dumbest.

**diamondsgirl** · 07-22-2007, 05:20 PM

Originally posted by WARF
Are you online?
This is not a test
Your page or mine...

Not bad cuntsidering it was written many years before anything like myspace was around.

kind of prophetic actually

:p

**MERRYKISSMASS2U** · 07-22-2007, 05:23 PM

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Not bad cuntsidering it was 1998 and many years before anything like myspace was around.

kind of prophetic actually

:p

No, the song SUCKS

**diamondsgirl** · 07-22-2007, 05:42 PM

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
No, the song SUCKS

what does that thread have to do with my answer? :confused:

**MERRYKISSMASS2U** · 07-22-2007, 05:43 PM

Because you are sticking up for a piss-poor song.

If this were sung by Sammy Hagar, you'd all be bashing it.

It sucks, no matter WHO is singing it. It isn't prophetic, it's barely factual.

**Jérôme Frenchise** · 07-22-2007, 05:55 PM

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Taking a step back Everybody Wants Some is maybe the dumbest.

Hey Sesh... Who ISN'T dumb when they want some?

**diamondsgirl** · 07-22-2007, 05:56 PM

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
Because you are sticking up for a piss-poor song.

If this were sung by Sammy Hagar, you'd all be bashing it.

It sucks, no matter WHO is singing it. It isn't prophetic, it's barely factual.

If it was by Hagar, I would never have listened to it! LOL. His voice makes my ears bleed.

I quoted what? 3 lines to the song and said they were "not bad cuntsidering..."

My point was that back then there wasn't anything like "your page or mine"...

But there is now!

myspace, facebook, etc.

Right?

Fuck.

I don't even like the fucking song...I was just sayin'...

**diamondsgirl** · 07-22-2007, 05:58 PM

I feel the need to explain that my ears did not actually, factually, bleed when I have heard Hagar.

But they did feel like they were on the verge and I therefore turned that shit off.

It was THAT uncomfortable.

**MERRYKISSMASS2U** · 07-22-2007, 06:15 PM

Yeah, his voice is really annoying.

**MERRYKISSMASS2U** · 07-22-2007, 06:16 PM

I definitely think part of the fun of being a CVH fan is hating Hagar. Just like hating Metallica is fun for a megadeth fan, or hating the Gators is fun for a Seminoles fan. It's all in good fun.

**diamondsgirl** · 07-22-2007, 06:35 PM

The funny thing is that Hagar actually thinks he can hold a candle to Roth.

**Jérôme Frenchise** · 07-22-2007, 06:55 PM

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
The funny thing is that Hagar actually thinks he can hold a candle to Roth.

Ha! Ha! The very thing I thought when I heard the intro of the 5150 album.

.....:confused:....

**topjim2y** · 07-30-2007, 09:05 PM

hmmm, tough one. can we put together a greatest hits anthology?

**DLRdelight!** · 07-30-2007, 09:56 PM

Originally posted by delta5150
One foot out the door

I grabbed that telephone
I thought we were alone
Telling me there's company
Your husband's comin' home
I've been thinking about this Saturday night with you
I've been thinking about it all week long
And now I'm gonna lose it 'cause that
Son-of-a-bitch got me singin' that same old song
Got one foot out the door
Tryin' to hit the road
Ain't no match for your mean old man
I think it's time to roll
Got one foot out the door
Got one foot out the door
Think I'm gonna fight him?
Don't you let him put down
Put that to the floor
Put the pedal to the metal
And you beat it out of town
No comin' back, back for more

are you insane. ive always liked this one

**ROTHisGOD** · 08-16-2007, 11:39 AM

Originally posted by DLRdelight!
are you insane. ive always liked this one

Hell Yeah!

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