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Who is Sammy Hagar?
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Long Live Classic VH -
David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..Who is Sammy Hagar?"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!Comment
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Who is Sarge'?Comment
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Someone whose shit you are not worthy to smell, kunt!Comment
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Hardrock69 why are licking Sarge's bottom?Comment
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I dunno why are you, kunt?Comment
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Im sorry I never realised I was talking to someone with down syndrome. Looky, freak. Shampoo Hagar has his own site. Its like red tampon.com or somethin'.... Give er a visit and post there.Originally posted by katie
I never pay for any concerts i attend
I am lucky enough to be able to get guest passes as one of the perks of my job working for a trade magazine.
And to answer your question Sam was amazing!
He really knows how to work a crowd beter than that David Lee fellow.
Who is your fav member?
I also have a large collectionn of Van halen cds & records, at the moment i have 4 cds & 3 long playing records, Can anybody beat that?
I thought not!
I think Sam & Mikey will be back again, it is just a matter of time.
there's only one way, There's only one way to ROCK!!!!
Wham bam thank you Sam!
Sam is cool!
4 cd's and 3 records?
Yeah, Um, I think I could beat that. I have all the original 6 pack on vinyl, I have the original cd's plus the resissues, all of Dave's solo cd's and I have the first Best Of. Not too mention the boots of CVH and rare recordings of Dave.
And yes, there is only one way to rock.... Apparently, the way to "rock" is to move into an exsisting band, turn their classic ass kicking songs into ballads, with extra cheese, bad mouth Dave when Dave isnt around... Suck Dave's dick when Dave IS around....Dress like a fruit, sing about bananas and cherries and sell your rock and roll soul for some Tequila. Is that how you like to rock?
I rock with a small hash pipe, a few beers and a VERY attractive blonde. (Shout out to my girl)
"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"Comment
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my new guitar project!!!
who gives a shitComment
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