Anal Thrust gives up pretense of being a Van HALEN "inside source"

[Satan]

as originally whined by venom thrust

You are 100% right my friend. I have been asked by a member of the band in a cell phone message which I recorded '' in a threatening manner'' not to bother her again...These guys are NOT what you think. So I will not be a source any longer for the band. I became wrapped up in the band as did all of you, the refusal of the band to put out any info as to what is going on over the years has made some of us act in dumb ass way's we might not in other circumstances. So if I was a bitch who tried to give info or find info when none was available I am guilty! I will now wait for info from Melodicrock.com on the band in the future, but I must say to have turned on the phone at 6a.m. 2 days ago and hear that voice on the other end...... For you that feel sorry for these guy's don't waste your tears. Rock On linkers!!!

Oh my sweet horrible Hell!! :eek:

How will we ever survive without his brilliant insights???

Will "The Guy" desert us as well?

[Hardrock69]

[MAX]

Damn!!! I guess the only reliable info we'll get from the band henceforth will have to cum from whatever Van Squalen receives whilst farting morse code, no? :p

[bueno bob]

Maybe Three Lock Rock has the inside scoop. I'd imagine it would be as reliable as anything The Gal and Anal Thrust have to offer...

[katie]

For all your reunion VH news see - Ross Halfin

For all you Sammy news - see Sammy says theread here -
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...threadid=47102

We have all the info you need Right here, Right Now!




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[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by katie

We have all the info you need Right here, Right Now!

Okay, that's funny...

[Satan]

Anal Thrust is having a mental breakdown over at Links right now. He's demanding that FORD give out his phone number..........

Yeah, that will happen about the same time I need to install central heat.

[Terry]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Maybe Three Lock Rock has the inside scoop. I'd imagine it would be as reliable as anything The Gal and Anal Thrust have to offer...

Nice breasts!

Just as soon not even bother with "inside sources".

Will be content to hear the news from the actual band members, as about 95% of the "scoops" have turned out to be bullshit.

[Redballjets88]

Originally posted by Terry
Nice breasts!

Just as soon not even bother with "inside sources".

Will be content to hear the news from the actual band members, as about 95% of the "scoops" have turned out to be bullshit.

yeah nothing i have heard from posters has come true, the only thing that has ever happened bc of the forums is that i knew about the reunion days prior to everyone i knew

[PlexiBrown]

Listen up everyone....Venom Thrust's story is completely legit. He just called me and played me the 2 messages which were both left by Eddie Van Halen. It was some nasty shit and Eddie actually threatened to kill him if Venom Thrust says anything about his fiance anymore. Eddie also called him lots of names. It also sounded like EVH was drinking but I am not 100% sure about that. It was Ed though and he was nasty and threatening to the point where it should be reported. Thanks for the call Venom!! :headbang:

[DlocRoth]

Oooooooooook........

[DrMaddVibe]

Meanwhile...Val is down 22 lbs!

[PlexiBrown]

EVH actually said that he would hunt Venom Thrust down and kill him!!

[PlexiBrown]

Eddie even left his phone number on the message.

[PlexiBrown]

This is no shit!! I'll swear on anything you want me to swear on!! PM Venom Thrust. He will call you and play you the messages. At this point he will be hammered with requests.

[PlexiBrown]

http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/show...d=1#post792985

[BITEYOASS]

My one liner of the day: I have an inside source from my pants that is telling me I'm horny and need some poon-tang.

[PlexiBrown]

Check this out:

http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/show...171#post793171

[DrMaddVibe]

Post the fucking number!

w00t!

[Dan]

0800 WEAR A CUP.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
0800 WEAR A CUP.

Dan, you're a friend and a fellow VHfan. Therefore, I'm gonna let you in on a little something... Friends don't let friends use "cup" jokes. They've been stupid for years, they're neither funny nor cute and make you look foolish. I still love you though and thanks for the flower boquet, they were lublee. :p

With that being said, who is this "Venom Thrust" person and why in the fuck is he passing Edward Van Halen's fucking phone number all over the friggin' internet? It's so called "insiders" like these that share such info with certain asshats (the same obsessive nutjobs and self-proclaimed "experts" who LIVE on the sites 24/7) that makes celebrities, such as EVH treat their so called "fans" the way that they do.

Fuck, if I were famous, I'd say fuck you to such a fanbase as well. No wonder EVH made the jab he did about the net sites a few years ago and the same reason Dave didn't pimp The Army when he had his radio gig? Again, a good 95% of people on these sites are the best fuckin' peeps on the planet and I sincerely mean that!!! Unfortunately, there are certain few (as with most anything in life) that get us all lumped in as a buch of fucking losers with no lives to speak of whatsoever. It's the same emmy award winners that happen to exchange pm's with MA whenever he logs on, proceed to send the guy nude pics of themselves and then go on to proclaim that they're his "best friend." No joke cos I just described a few certain posters and wrapped them all into one. Fuckers and y'all know who you are. Then again, maybe you don't cos you're so fucking delusional, cannot separate life from messageboards since you're ALWAYS logged on excluding the the times when you either sleep or shit?

Seriously, leave these people the fuck alone and shame on you!!!

[MAX]

Again and I might be coming off as an asshole, big surprise there huh? However, over the years I've been fortunate enough to meet a lot of celebrities (primarily NBA Players) but I've also met a ton of actors and musicians. Hence as to why I'm not starstruck. It's also the same reason I went off in BT's thread about "what would you say if you bumped into Ed?" Quite simply, I'd leave him the fuck alone.

[topjim2y]

gay. gayer.gayest.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by topjim2y
gay. gayer.gayest.

Sprain your wrist faggot?

Typing with one hand for a different reason?

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Satan
Anal Thrust is having a mental breakdown over at Links right now. He's demanding that FORD give out his phone number..........

Yeah, that will happen about the same time I need to install central heat.

Provide "links" you're unholiness!

[Terry]

Originally posted by PlexiBrown
EVH actually said that he would hunt Venom Thrust down and kill him!!

Would be more useful for Ed to hunt Dave down and reunite with him.

Suppose it's all true. Okay. Ed, probably drunk, called someone up and made some inebriated threats. Not the first time it has happened. Sadly, probably won't be the last.

How is anyone gonna have the 'inside scoop' on what's gonna happen with Van Halen, when most of it hinges on what Ed's gonna do, especially since Ed isn't exactly playing with a full deck these days far as making smart career choices goes?

[Ally_Kat]

I need audio to listen to before I can start even considering if I'm believing anything. And don't give me that shit about having the guy call me and he'll play it for me over the phone. I want a direct-source copy. And, yes, there are ways to edit out his number.

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
Dan, you're a friend and a fellow VHfan. Therefore, I'm gonna let you in on a little something... Friends don't let friends use "cup" jokes. They've been stupid for years, they're neither funny nor cute and make you look foolish. I still love you though and thanks for the flower boquet, they were lublee. :p

Roth On,Max.

[bueno bob]

Well, I, for one, totally believe that Eddie sits around and monitors what's said on the Links and calls people who post things he doesn't like and threatens to kill them. I believe that because the people who are threatened by Eddie then go on the Links and Army and volunteer to confirm this story by calling people who post in both places personally and playing the tape of the death threat.



Doesn't this sound just a little bit...what's the word I'm looking for here...

GAY???

"Eddie sounded drunk!"...which, I guess, will probably be the fallback excuse as soon as somebody says "Uh...that doesn't sound like Ed..."

An interesting idea for a troll, but I don't fucking believe a whit of it for one second, and like Ally, I'll need a LOT more physical evidence than just somebody's say so or a second source cassette played over a fucking telephone wire to convince me.

Bullshit bullshit bullshit...bullshit bullshit bullshit...bullshit bullshit bullshit...bullshit bullshit bullshit...etc...

[MAX]

Once again, I dunno if I believe this or not? Still, I do know that certain VH peeps have been known to lurk, post and sometimes even exchange pm's with forum members from time to time.

With that being said, I dunno "Venom Thrust" at all? I do somewhat know Plexibrown though and if he's claiming some authenticity, then I'm somewhat of a believer. Fuck, can I even get any more vague?

Plus, Plexibrown dislikes the same mutual douchebags that most of us do over at Brett's so and just cos of that I'll back his claims until proven otherwise.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
Roth On,Max.

You too sugar britches!!! :p

[DrMaddVibe]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I need audio to listen to before I can start even considering if I'm believing anything. And don't give me that shit about having the guy call me and he'll play it for me over the phone. I want a direct-source copy. And, yes, there are ways to edit out his number.

He put it in and made threats? Leave the number in and air this beast out!

Dave can't talk to the press but Ed can go around making harassing phone calls to people that post on VH forums?

Fuck 'em. Post the damn number too. I want to call him and tell him to stop wasting time!

[katie]

I know what you're thinking Mr Venom Thrust.

Did Katie fire six shots or only five?

Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement,
I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky?

Well, do ya punk?

[Hyman Roth]

Wow...wild and wacky stuff indeed. It seems clear to me that Plexi honestly believes he heard Ed's voice on that tape recording...and, to me, that gives this story some credibility to begin with, since he is an upright poster who wouldn't intentionally pull the wool over our eyes. But that's not enough to carry the day.

I don't have time or patience to sift through those entire threads at the links where its all going down, but has it been considered how easy it would be to fake those calls?

VT could have got his buddy, or could have called his cell phone from mommy's home phone, imitated Ed's voice as best he could based on interviews he has heard, and then went to the drug store to get an extra large vat of vasalene to use so he could cream all over the hype he created.

[Hyman Roth]

...and I always thought that Punkinhead (poster at the links) had some link to legitimacy. I could be wrong. It happens.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
...has it been considered how easy it would be to fake those calls?

VT could have got his buddy, or could have called his cell phone from mommy's home phone, imitated Ed's voice as best he could based on interviews he has heard, and then went to the drug store to get an extra large vat of vasalene to use so he could cream all over the hype he created.

Yup...

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
He put it in and made threats? Leave the number in and air this beast out!

Dave can't talk to the press but Ed can go around making harassing phone calls to people that post on VH forums?

Fuck 'em. Post the damn number too. I want to call him and tell him to stop wasting time!

As long as I've been here, RothArmy policy has been to take down addresses, phone numbers, and the such to prevent fucked-up people from stalking and harassing. It could get hairy with responsibility there if we left it up or allowed people to collect it.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth

I don't have time or patience to sift through those entire threads at the links where its all going down, but has it been considered how easy it would be to fake those calls?

That's exactly why I asked him to e mail me the said threatening phone calls. I can probably identify Ed Van Halen's voice well enough, but what I really wanted to do was look at the files and see if they had been edited.

I don't doubt that Plexi believes what he heard, and I don't hold any of this against him, but this whole thing still fucking stinks like Hagar's gym shoes.

[PlexiBrown]

I don't blame anyone if they doubt this because if I hadn't heard it with my own ears I wouldn't have believed it either!! Ford, man, I wish you had heard those messages and sorry that some tools at the links are on your case. It wasn't my intention for that to happen. I am 100% convinced it was Ed on those two messages though.

[Hyman Roth]

This week at the Roth Army: Irony. All week long, we got it.

The hero has become the villian and the doubter becomes the doubted...

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