Classicvanhalen.com

[Dan]

Originally posted by eddie78
I'm sure your mom is a nice lady, Dan.

Mom Jokes?

Cry Me A Fucking River,eddie78.

[eddie78]

...All i want is Edward to get a little respect.
That's it.
I know Crowbar from another site & all he does is shred Ed to pieces because he despises the dude.
I have no idea why, but many have messaged me regarding that fact.
He'll deny it, but it is what it is.
Roth is the only singer for VH, but he also shares part of the blame for their demise. Why does he get a free pass on here?
Dave quit for Hollywood.
Dave insulted Ed in '96, ragging on him for his hip comment.
I'd have kissed EVH's ass, seeing as his solo career was as healthy as Johnny Winter.
EVH means a hell of a lot to me & i hate seeing him kicked all over every board by the same folks.

[eddie78]

Originally posted by Dan
My Name is Dan,not Danny-Boy.

Is it that hard to read my name?

Dan, no offense, but you sound like your about 14.
You called me a dumbfuck. Fair enough.
I called you Danny-boy, and your insulted.
WTF is wrong with this picture?

[Dan]

Originally posted by eddie78
Dan, no offense, but I like 14 year old boys.
WTF is wrong with this picture?

Do you know Joe Thunder?

[Hyman Roth]

Originally posted by eddie78
The reality:
Dave was a brilliant performer from 78-84.
Eat 'em & smile is the most overated pile of 80's cock rock this side of Poison's second album.
Skyscraper was worse.
Everything that followed chipped away at his integrity in huge chunks, yet folks like Crowbar couldn't differntiate between quality & crap.
Dave had a chance to be "cool" again in 1996, but his bloated ego knocked everyone off the MTV stage, and of course, Ed was blamed for the fallout.
Dave continues to hawk grabage like "Diamond Dave", the fans call it "Dave just being Dave", everyone else calls it Desperation.
Dave wants to be a paramedic.
No, Dave wants to be a radio DJ.
He fails in horrendous fashion.
Dave disses the fans & cuts his own throat by not showing at his own band's induction into the RNR Hall of Fame.
Ed tells Dave to "Get up here & sing bitch!"
Dave, for the first time, has no snazzy come back.

2007: Edward owns Dave.

[BirdsEyeMaple]

Originally posted by eddie78

And, yeah, the mods took the liberty of writing "Full on cocktard" under my name, so go on & yap about who's being overly critical...

awwwww,,its not the same experience being on a board that doesnt have people protecting you and judge you only on your actions is it?face it;you would have been banned at the other forum if everyone was treated equal.now you are here still wearing the ed goggles{ed goggles,damn thats funny!}and walking around with a big stick expecting to get treated as anything but a pest.It is too bad what happened to the CVH.com but that place did need a cleanse ever since evhguitars showed up there and hung around like a floater in the porcelain bowl,,with you swimming right after him.So having all of his history deleted forever is a gift to all Van Halen fans.he was probably the infection that caused the problem.hey why don't you cry to the webmaster here and maybe they will ban some people for you.

That was a good site before you and your idiot crew f'd it up. Too bad for the other great people over there.somehow I dont think that the people here will tolerate your bs.

[BirdsEyeMaple]

The reality:
Dave was a brilliant performer from 78-84.
Eat 'em & smile is an excellent record,,far better than any of Ed's work post Dave.
Skyscraper was worse but still better than Ed's work post Dave.
Everything else that Ed did with Hagar got worse and worse, yet folks like eddie78 couldn't differntiate between quality & crap and just kept worshiping the former great and knocking the former singer.
Dave had a chance to be "cool" again in 1996, but his bloated ego blinded him to the fact that the VHbrothers were just using him and they took the money and ran,,right to Charone.
Dave continues to just be Dave, and Ed continues to stab everyone in the back hes ever been around except his brother.
Ed will take up tuba.
No, Ed will stab Mike and get his kid to play bass.
No, Ed has a doctor with the cure for cancer from his metal pick.
No, Ed will do porn soundtracks.
No, Ed will have to go to rehab again.
He fails in horrendous fashion.
Ed & Alex diss the fans & act in typical fashion by not showing at their own band's induction into the RNR Hall of Fame.
Ed tells Dave to "Get up here & sing bitch!" but Ed was slurring so badly and nobody could recognize what song he was playing so Dave likely called his paramedic friends to come and get Ed.


2007: Betty Ford owns Edward.

[eddie78]

Man, you really have a hair up yor ass about your cheesy Kramers & Evhguitars.
Fucking get over it, already.
Without Ed, VH would not have gotten signed.
Call my posts "Gay" or whatever, but you can't prove otherwise.
True, Sammy sucked donkey balls & fucked up the chemistry, but from a commercial standpoint Van Hagar pissed all over "She's my machine."
Ed played arenas through 2004, Dave played Ribfest.
Drunk or sober, EVH is the driving force & the name the common concert goers recognize.
Now, prove me wrong!
Most likely, instead, Hyman Roth will call me "gay" again.
Which was Ed's ash strat again, champ?
Do your homework, man, before you slam my ass.

[thome]

Originally posted by eddie78
I love VH,

--You Must Be a Fan-

have since i was 9 years old,

--Been One for a Long Time-

but the fanbase seems to be populated by the halfwits from Shop class!

--Evidently You are Looking in a Mirror-.

No wonder Ed tells 'em, "to get a life!"

--That Would be yourself. from What -You- Have Written.-

So Keep Ranting Like Crazzy and Starting Intense Conversations about a Rock Band You Bitch and Moan about Having a Fan-Base
You Seem To Be -One Of -the Most Consummed, Most Rabbid, Non Stop.

You seem so wonderfully -OutSide- in your ability to, not post here(the army), in any other thread,other that this one about ,You and VH.

Roth On, Superfan!

[eddie78]

I have no idea what you just said.
Get out of wood shop & learn to grasp the English language, before you try & bust my balls.

[eddie78]

Originally posted by thome
So Keep Ranting Like Crazzy and Starting Intense Conversations about a Rock Band You Bitch and Moan about Having a Fan-Base
You Seem To Be -One Of -the Most Consummed, Most Rabbid, Non Stop.

You seem so wonderfully -OutSide- in your ability to, not post here(the army), in any other thread,other that this one about ,You and VH.

Roth On, Superfan!

My God, i keep trying to understand your point, but it's like it's written in neanderthal code.
Do you know how to write a sentence?
Your post proves my point, wonderfully.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Roth is the only singer for VH, but he also shares part of the blame for their demise. Why does he get a free pass on here?


www.rotharmy.com ??

[eddie78]

Pete's Brother is absolutely correct.
Dave bailed, and the crap about Ed not wanting to tour or sitting on his ass is complete bullshit.
From 78-84, all they did was record & tour.
I don't think it was out of line for Ed to recharge the batteries a bit, seeing as they all would ask him, "So, what have you got?"
Dave's "Crazy from the ego" EP was a few covers that got him attention because of the VH connection & the MTV vids they played 24/7.
Dave is a very smart man, but dumping the band after '84 was boneheaded.
Without Ed, he didn't have any songs.
And Vai's take on VH style songwriting (see 'Going Crazy' and 'Yankee Rose') was as sackless as anything on 5150.

[Unchainme]

This is the Fucking Army..Don't like Roth? Theres the fucking door..Cya..

[eddie78]

I like Roth, Jimmy.
My point is why slam Ed repeatedly if he is a huge component of your favorite band?

[thome]

Originally posted by eddie78
My God, i keep trying to understand your point, but it's like it's written in neanderthal code.
Do you know how to write a sentence?
Your post proves my point, wonderfully.

You Make perfect sense
Pay special attention to the third line.

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame

What's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name

Confusing the Issue is your game .

Sammy Fan..

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Originally posted by eddie78
Pete's Brother is absolutely correct.
Dave bailed, and the crap about Ed not wanting to tour or sitting on his ass is complete bullshit.
From 78-84, all they did was record & tour.
I don't think it was out of line for Ed to recharge the batteries a bit, seeing as they all would ask him, "So, what have you got?"
Dave's "Crazy from the ego" EP was a few covers that got him attention because of the VH connection & the MTV vids they played 24/7.
Dave is a very smart man, but dumping the band after '84 was boneheaded.
Without Ed, he didn't have any songs.
And Vai's take on VH style songwriting (see 'Going Crazy' and 'Yankee Rose') was as sackless as anything on 5150.

i was responding to your quote questioning dave's "free pass"

[PETE'S BROTHER]

and spammy ballads ARE sackless, roth tunes, not sackless

[thome]

Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
Roth is the only singer for VH, but he also shares part of the blame for their demise. Why does he get a free pass on here?


www.rotharmy.com ??

I wouldn't call it a -Free Pass- this is not CVH dot. This is(see above)^

There are hundreds of threads around here Talkin' Roth This, Roth That.Could'a been Better.This and That.

Read the Front Page read the -Army Creed-, it ain't about VH. It is about -Roth Fronting- one of the Greatest Rock Bands in the Game.

Look around Boy Geenyis.

[thome]

Another theory is, Ed without Dave would have been another -studio great- without a concert live date, in his history at all.

These type of threads are all over the place, your take E78,
is lame an a couple years, too late.

I think it was a great duo, without each other, wouldn't have been even close, to what was..

What it was ?

What it could be?

I cannot speak for the rest, but you must lean towards -Guitar- for your happiness.

I lean on lead singers Roth ,Sinatra, Tom Jones,Deano,Frankie Valley,
Rod Stewart,any cat who -FRONTS- the -SHOW-.

Singers , not background musicians.Not that they play less of a part, i'm all about the -words and the delivery- ,First Last and Always.

What's a -Band Without- a poet.

Muzakk.?More than likely -the Hagar years- a ship without direction.

Waste of -Red Rokkin- for me, his voice is not my style, or a dog call.

Ed should have begged for Daves return is how i see the "84" sitch.

23 years of Ed on lead with a decent rythm section. I couldn't even bring myself to dial out the vocal .

Bullsh!t in it's waste of Fine young talent.Ed Mike &Alex.

But, -What's- confusin you?

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by eddie78
I like Roth, Jimmy.
My point is why slam Ed repeatedly if he is a huge component of your favorite band?

The anger towards Ed tends to be more directed at his poor character ,addictions,denial of CVH(until recently) and his blatant inability to lead VH.... All factors of Van Halen's irrelevance to the music public of today.
He's an extremely disfuntional knucklehead who has run a legacy into the ground.

Once upon a time this dude used to make the greatest rock music on the planet. They would be as huge today as U2 had they kept Dave in '96

[chi-town324]

the reason Ed is slammed is because he has made a mockery of VH...Dave has tried to get back together, but Ed and Al act like they can put anybody out front of VH and be sucessful ....of course thats just not the case....DLR is the only front man for VH.....period!!! once Ed wakes up and realizes this, maybe he wont get ragged on so much!

[chi-town324]

Originally posted by diamondjimi
The anger towards Ed tends to be more directed at his poor character ,addictions,denial of CVH(until recently) and his blatant inability to lead VH.... All factors of Van Halen's irrelevance to the music public of today.
He's an extremely disfuntional knucklehead who has run a legacy into the ground.

Once upon a time this dude used to make the greatest rock music on the planet. They would be as huge today as U2 had they kept Dave in '96

yup

[BirdsEyeMaple]

Try not to be too hard on eddie78 people.he seriously is quite slow and has had all of these things explained to him many times over.eddie can do no wrong in his eyes.he cant seem to grasp reality.

Eddie's fame in all seriousness came from doing cover songs.songs which Dave picked.

now back to the mall, boy!!

[eddie78]

Birdshitmaple, judging by your utter lack of writing skills, i'd say you probablly work in the mall, as well.
Maybe Burger King, or something less complex in the food court.
And your idiocy has become redundant!
VH was only popular due to Dave's choice in cover tunes...hmm.
I'd say that's a huge insult to all the fans of Diamond era VH, as well as all the folks that made "ain't talkin' bout love," "Dance the night away," "Jump," etc, etc, etc. huge hits on radio & beyond.
...And maple why must you stalk me like a little retarded puppy dog, everywhere i go?
First it was the classic VH board, now it's here.
You know nothing about VH, yet you ty so hard to be one of the followers.
Go back to the Kramer forums where ya belong & i'll hit up classic VH.com when it gets back up.
But, please, stop shadowing me on every damn board, already.

[eddie78]

Originally posted by BirdsEyeMaple
Try not to be too hard on eddie78 people.he seriously is quite slow and has had all of these things explained to him many times over.eddie can do no wrong in his eyes.he cant seem to grasp reality.

Eddie's fame in all seriousness came from doing cover songs.songs which Dave picked.

now back to the mall, boy!!

This really is hysterical!
Birdseye, for the Love of God, learn about capital letters, commas & punctuation!!

I love the quote "Eddie's fame in all seriousness came from doing cover songs.songs which Dave picked.

The songs.songs part fucking kills me!

What a freaking idiot.

[thome]

With his lack of punk -u- ate talent. He, owned your ass.

I always wanted to type -owned- it is so lame, thanks, 7/8ths you bring out the lame in me.lol

I'll stop OWNING you too.Ahh.. ha.. ha, I get it now, it's like I'm saying -I own this conversation -.

Holy SH!T!! I owned with that last sentence, also.Or should i have said.
"too or to"

Damn, I coulda owned, but ......CRAP! I owned my own Post.

Jeez, this -Owning- is a Bitch!.

Roth On! Roth/Van/Fan.

[eddie78]

Thome, please explain how birshitmaple "owned" me?
Do you also believe Ed's fame was the result of well chosen cover tunes?
Maple knows fuck all about VH, whereas i've followed the fuckers since 1980.

[eddie78]

Forget it.
Your 46 & from Kansas City....
I know who you are. blah blah blah, Toastmaster.

[thome]

Originally posted by eddie78
Thome, please explain how birshitmaple "owned" me?
Do you also believe Ed's fame was the result of well chosen cover tunes?
Maple knows fuck all about VH, whereas i've followed the fuckers since 1980.

Birds Eye Maple owned no-one, like you, he sticks to his guns.

I, just have never typed -owned- and I am a confessed Nut - Bag.

I firmly believe that very few -Cover- tunes are done well. I think the CVH ones were great.If the revamping and retooling of a Cover gets
you the airtime you need, to lay down the real deal, so be it.

I finally dig the &^&^* out of Metalicas re-make, re-model -Turn The Page- by Bob Segar .

It took me -Quite- awhile.

I rarely bend,never snap, on my op ,you seem the same. So Be It.

You are obviously a fan of the tunes .
As stated in other post by me -The Dave- is the Sh!t.

He jus a singer in a rock and roll band that has layed -Down- jam after jam.

Then blasted left and rite.Around the corner and back again, maybe to home base with the CVH line-up.

Who the Fargg'in knows .

My op, clean enough.... Ed is Cool as the Rule, Dave or the Grave.
Dave fronting for Ed ,better than ever, let's wait and see..

I am unknowledgeable about CVH dot. I see very little reason for the other boards .This is enough for me.


Fight The Power!

[eddie78]

I agree that Vh made the cover tunes their own.
And Dave picked some great ones (except 'Dancing in the street'), and Ed picked some great ones (Pretty Woman).
VH covered lots of ZZ Top, as well...though under different names.
Bottom's Up! sounds like La Grange on Steroids, and Meanstreet might be Heard it on the X with more balls.

[BirdsEyeMaple]

you dont understand that the cover tunes comment was about how they built their following in Passedena. their first singles were cover tunes. their lauch into stardom was because of Van Halenizing other peoples songs. When was the first time they had a hit with one of their original songs?
Dance The Night Away?They already put out their debut which most insist to this day is the record for the band and its loaded with covers.I guess you couldnt read into that though. I bet you would have read into it loud and clear if it was a comment regarding how Ed is everything.you are still so pathetic mall boy.

[VH Freak]

Boy this thread really turned into a bitch fest.....damn. Anyways, I'm still trying to restore the site (I took time off this weekend), hopefully Monday or Tuesday it will be back up.

....continue on with "owning" each other :p

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by VH Freak
Boy this thread really turned into a bitch fest.....damn. Anyways, I'm still trying to restore the site (I took time off this weekend), hopefully Monday or Tuesday it will be back up.

....continue on with "owning" each other :p

Hows "Wayne L." been at your site?

You guys should unban him for entertainment purposes!

[VH Freak]

Originally posted by Unchainme
Hows "Wayne L." been at your site?

You guys should unban him for entertainment purposes!

Yeah....he was quite entertaining. It did get rather old quickly though.

Anyways, the site is back up. It has reverted back in time....to January, but at least it is back up.

[BirdsEyeMaple]

Originally posted by Unchainme
Hows "Wayne L." been at your site?

You guys should unban him for entertainment purposes!

they havent needed him for a long time.they had evhguitars there instead he got old quickly to but just got a token ban because he is a bum buddy of eddie78