No, I don't think he could survive that.
Yes, he wouldn't fit into said chipper/shredder 'cause he's fat.
I hope he's singing Midnight Rider when he falls into it.
Throw his stupid fucking Hammond in!!!
Do you think Greg Allman could survive falling into a roadside chipper/shredder?
Ok, I love the old Allman Bros' shit as much as the next classic rock stalwart, but after hearing Statesboro Blues about 50 times earlier today?- I wondered if Greg Allman could survive falling into one of those gigantic fucking tree shredders. Maybe if he rode a motorcycle into it or something....
Thoughts?
Question is, "Could a roadside chipper/shredder survive Greg Allman falling into it?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx0E-CSdK-Y
~Only you can prevent low volume~
He'd die, but it would take him a while.
And the whole time he'd be screaming.....
Sometimes I feel
Yeah sometimes I feel
Like I'm trapped by a chipper blade
trapped by a chipper blade
trapped by a chipper blade
Oh Lord I feel like I'm dyin.......
Eat Us And Smile
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
E'Yeap, it must be a chain, we have the same up here in KC.
Endless dollars vanishing like so much paper in a chipper.
Nah, he'd probably kill the machine.
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