And you tell others to stay on topic, the french are just weirdOriginally posted by philouze
No you don't..)
Actually, I'm up to take a dump. Feels like a cock comin out... LMFAO
And you tell others to stay on topic, the french are just weirdOriginally posted by philouze
No you don't..
Actually, I'm up to take a dump. Feels like a cock comin out... LMFAO
Day-dreaming's gone commercial
Tell me about it !! lol
Back to topic !
Just in case anyone was wondering what "cock coming out" felt like...Originally posted by philouze
No you don't..
Actually, I'm up to take a dump. Feels like a cock comin out... LMFAO
C'est seulement une plaisanterie, mon ami. Ne vous alarmez pas.
Trollidillo-T
J'ai compris, mon ami !! lol
Good one !
Originally posted by philouze
No you don't..
Actually, I'm up to take a dump. Feels like a cock comin out... LMFAO
Ummmm.....
:confused:
Originally posted by letsrock
Still no tour.See that right there? A basic point/counterpoint....pure logic. As far as the respective weight of each point goes? Matt wins, as per the norm.Originally posted by Matt White
It's not the end of the world
Let me explain why!
Fact: Still no tour.
Sure, it's a fact- there is, however, little we can do as members of an online community to alter this fact.
Fact: It's not the end of the world
This fact, by far, covers alot more territory. The aspect of having alot more territory to work with, as an online community, gives each and every one of us the chance to talk shit on any number of levels in this fucking thread...or other ones!
If you're looking for tribulation until a tour starts? We've got ya covered.
All Army,
All Night.©
So what if there's still no tour?
It's not the end of the world, the end of a menstrual cycle, or the end of humiliating bladder-cuntrol-accidents!
Shove a rag in the gash, and have fun!!!
Great way to notice that 2 people said the same thing.
Dave's wrinkles were caused by the Californian sunshine - and many other hot places he's been to.
PS: Hey, Philouze... If you have any trouble with the English language, I teach it. Just in case.
posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.
And they said that before Ed went into rehab. This is just old news and I don't believe anything until it's official. Besides, it's not over until the fat woman sings, and he did in 2004. *^_^* lmlOriginally posted by JMJ
www.melodicrock.com
taken from andrew...
VAN HALEN LOOKING AT 2007 LIVE DATES:
So, the word has started to leak...Van Halen are setting up a tour for 2007 and should everything fall into place it will start sooner rather than later. David Lee Roth, Eddie Van Halen, Alex Van Halen and Wolfgang Van Halen have gotten together and parties involved in all aspects of the Van Halen machine are mobilizing to get this tour set up. I can confirm dates and venues are being penciled in. There isn't much more I can say at this time, but safe to say should everything go to plan (and we all know how things can change with these guys), the band should hit the road for US dates starting in September.
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guess mike is out and wolf is in. one would think if september is a start date, tickets would be going on sale very soon, like this month
oh, hey max
Originally posted by philouze
No you don't..
Actually, I'm up to take a dump. Feels like a cock comin out... LMFAO
Dude that is fuckin ghey!
You should PM Thome.Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
PS: Hey, Philouze... If you have any trouble with the English language, I teach it. Just in case.
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
This has to be a troll! LMFAOOL!!Originally posted by philouze
No you don't..
Actually, I'm up to take a dump. Feels like a cock comin out... LMFAO
Originally posted by rustoffa
See that right there? A basic point/counterpoint....pure logic. As far as the respective weight of each point goes? Matt wins, as per the norm.
Let me explain why!
Fact: Still no tour.
Sure, it's a fact- there is, however, little we can do as members of an online community to alter this fact.
Fact: It's not the end of the world
Well it's not that we can all collectively fuck off and become Nickleback fans.
Or one of those bands where the new album comes with a prescription for Prozac.
We could get together and do a tour where we offer our opinions on various topics like
Do Michael Anthony's background vocals cause candida overgrowth in household pets?, has Dave visited the site part 12?, is Pflo still a Kunt ? or do A Little Ain't Enough cassettes fly better after a car accident than Cyndi Lauper cassettes, which would presumably bounce an extra half-block?
The Roth Army Spoken Word Tour Of The Americas?Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
We could get together and do a tour where we offer our opinions on various topics like
Do Michael Anthony's background vocals cause candida overgrowth in household pets?, has Dave visited the site part 12?, is Pflo still a Kunt ? or do A Little Ain't Enough cassettes fly better after a car accident than Cyndi Lauper cassettes, which would presumably bounce an extra half-block?
The Roth Army Warped Tour Of Canada?
Debunking anti-social behavior: An evening with The Roth Army?
It could probably work if the colorful personalities on the board were willing, and comfortable in front of a hostile audience.
Why would the audience be hostile? Glad I supposed you might ask! Just the nature of a properly gorilla-marketed cuntcept...."Roth Army" ....just add anything to it. It's fairly easy...two months out, we pay like 30 to 50 bucks for an ad in whatever city's fringe paper. Think grainy stock photo of the Indigo Girls photoshopped with Mike Vick.
Are you kidding me? Better bring your A game!!!
Nitro Express could open the show with something like:
"Good evening. I'd like to welcome everyone to the Roth Army Road Show. Did everyone see the ad? Yeah, I saw it too. See, I'm from Jackson Hole....WYOMING!!! We don't have folk-rocking LESBIAN DOG FIGHTERS IN JACKSON HOLE!!!
That's actually pretty weak...like my version of what Nitro Express would say on the Roth Army Spoken Word Road Show.
Anyone else wanna tackle the premise?
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