melodicrock says tour to start in september

**Dan** · 07-03-2007, 12:58 AM

Originally posted by MAX
Then the question I ask is why did these same sheep consider the 2004 flop a so-called "reunion?" When infact it wasn't cos it was a replacement singer? Hence, it WASN'T Van Halen.

Regardless, I don't care if they call it a "reunion" or The Van Halen Family Featuring David Lee Roth. Fuck, they could call it Mammoth Revisited for all I care. The point is that it IS the closest thing to REAL VAN HALEN since 1984!!!

Again and I know you're with me Mimbo, if and when this happens, ain't nobody gonna piss on my parade!!!

Hi Max.

Will they be playing in your City?

**rockhead** · 07-03-2007, 01:25 AM

Hey Panamark - We might have to start petition for an Australian tour!!!!

**FORD** · 07-03-2007, 01:34 AM

Originally posted by Dan
Hi Max.

Will they be playing in your City?

Let's put it this way..... Val lives a couple miles up the road from there. (Park City)

I'm thinking SLC is mandatory, or Wolfie's out of the band

**MAX** · 07-03-2007, 01:36 AM

Originally posted by FORD
Let's put it this way..... Val lives a couple miles up the road from there. (Park City)

I'm thinking SLC is mandatory, or Wolfie's out of the band

Actually, I'm pretty sure she moved after the angel show. I'm thinkin' I'll prolly have to catch them in either Vegas, Denver, Boston with DG or SoCal with JMJ. Prolly ALL of the aformentioned!!!

**FORD** · 07-03-2007, 01:37 AM

Originally posted by MAX

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9ANAw_AMtE

Geezus!!!

You gotta put warning labels on that shit!

**JMJ** · 07-03-2007, 01:40 AM

Originally posted by MAX
Actually, I'm pretty sure she moved after the angel show. I'm thinkin' I'll prolly have to catch them in either Vegas, Denver, Boston with DG or SoCal with JMJ. Prolly ALL of the aformentioned!!!

don't make me fly to boston bro. i got some bro's there

**MAX** · 07-03-2007, 01:40 AM

Originally posted by FORD
Geezus!!!

You gotta put warning labels on that shit!

Hee Hee!!!

Actually Loons found it first and we're still trying to figure out which member of the links it is? We have a few ideas...

I was searching for that French Parody of Van Hagar Live that was once shown here. Do you remember it? It was hysterical!!!

**Panamark** · 07-03-2007, 01:44 AM

Originally posted by rockhead
Hey Panamark - We might have to start petition for an Australian tour!!!!

Sign me up !

I passed on the Cheronie version when Eddie was last in town...

**MAX** · 07-03-2007, 01:45 AM

Originally posted by JMJ
don't make me fly to boston bro. i got some bro's there

What, the members of Cyprus Hill? :p

No, the Boston show's for DG and me ONLY!!!

Hey, I've been readin' the thread over at Brett's. Seriously, is that vhrocks2005 a retard or something? If not, he's sure missing a great opportunity.

**FORD** · 07-03-2007, 01:48 AM

Originally posted by MAX
Hee Hee!!!

Actually Loons found it first and we're still trying to figure out which member of the links it is? We have a few ideas...

I was searching for that French Parody of Van Hagar Live that was once shown here. Do you remember it? It was hysterical!!!

You mean this one?

**MAX** · 07-03-2007, 01:52 AM

Originally posted by FORD
You mean this one?

YESSSSS!!!

Thank you so much for finding that!!!

I told DG about it this morning, told her how I literally pissed my pants when I watched it and she wanted to se it!!!

You rock!!!

**FORD** · 07-03-2007, 01:53 AM

Hey, I found another piece of Van Hagar French Fromage

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**Dan** · 07-03-2007, 01:57 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Panamark
[B]

Originally posted by FORD
You mean this one?

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LMMFAO.

**TAKIN WHISKEY** · 07-03-2007, 02:01 AM

Thank You! That is the funniest shit I have seen in a long time.

**MAX** · 07-03-2007, 02:03 AM

I need to learn how to do the youtube thing.

I found more of ANONYMOUS LINKER - LIVE FROM MOM'S BASEMENT!!! :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVOI8byA0pY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6QuXOcHdfA

**Panamark** · 07-03-2007, 02:08 AM

Ok, someone explain this to me..

Isnt "The Other Half" the equivalent
of heaven to the average linker ??

Dont they now have what they have always
wanted, permanently ??

Whats their prob ?

We want to watch Dave with his backing
band of Van Halens..

They can have their thing, we can have ours..

**MAX** · 07-03-2007, 02:16 AM

Originally posted by FORD
Hey, I found another piece of Van Hagar French Fromage

Geezus!!!

Just when I thought I'd seen it all...

OMG, I have NEVER, EVER witnessed a bigger buffoon in Rock and Roll.

How can ANYBODY take that guy the least bit seriously? From the capri pants, ripping off Jimmy Buffett to the Barney lyrics...

After watching that and the poor schlep that I posted (one of his biggest fans) one literally must feel sorry for these people.

Watching Sammy Hagar perform is like going to the zoo and seeing a baboon's ass. You don't wanna look but can't help yourself.

**FORD** · 07-03-2007, 02:17 AM

That Cheddyoake singer's got a fucking model rocket in the background. I was into that shit like in 5th grade. No way they would let schools do shit like that now days. Those rocket engines would be considered "terraist weapons".

But then, so's this guy's singing!

**MAX** · 07-03-2007, 02:27 AM

Originally posted by FORD
That Cheddyoake singer's got a fucking model rocket in the background. I was into that shit like in 5th grade. No way they would let schools do shit like that now days. Those rocket engines would be considered "terraist weapons".

But then, so's this guy's singing!

Brother, that Cheddyoake singer's prolly been living in that exact same bedroom since he was in the fifth grade!!! :eek: Still, the guy's got to have a hobby besides collecting G.I. Joe's, no? Mama only let's him out to get her groceries, buy the latest Sammy Hagar album, trim his mullet and to see Other Half shows.

Fuck, that's some scary shit right there!!!

**JMJ** · 07-03-2007, 02:38 AM

Originally posted by MAX
What, the members of Cyprus Hill? :p

No, the Boston show's for DG and me ONLY!!!

Hey, I've been readin' the thread over at Brett's. Seriously, is that vhrocks2005 a retard or something? If not, he's sure missing a great opportunity.

well fuck you then bitch

i don't know what that kid's deal is. he's sure set in his ways for a 15 year old.

at any rate, he's entitled to his opinion

**MAX** · 07-03-2007, 02:46 AM

Originally posted by JMJ
well fuck you then bitch

i don't know what that kid's deal is. he's sure set in his ways for a 15 year old.

at any rate, he's entitled to his opinion

Settle down mi mimbo or I'm not payin' for the beeyas when we see them in yer backyard.

Sure he's entitled to his opinion as is everyone. Doesn't mean I can't say that his is wrong and he's too friggin' young to be sputin' off at the mouth.

Just like my all time favorite Van Squalin.

That guy sure is a jackoff of all trades whilst being a master of nothing. Just like Seen said, he's a fuckin' windbag who uses big words. The guy's a self-appointed expert on the music industry, how to play bass, drums, guitar and sing when he can't play one fucking note on anything. Hence, a troublemaker. In every thread that guy posts there's a brawl. I wish he'd belly up to the bar and try that shit over here.

Regardless, I'm glad your here cos me lubz ya mang. Not in a gay way. lol

Not that there's anything wrong with that. lmao

**MAX** · 07-03-2007, 02:53 AM

Originally posted by Panamark
Ok, someone explain this to me..

Isnt "The Other Half" the equivalent
of heaven to the average linker ??

Dont they now have what they have always
wanted, permanently ??

Whats their prob ?

We want to watch Dave with his backing
band of Van Halens..

They can have their thing, we can have ours..

That's beautiful Marky!!!

Best post you've ever written.

**Grant** · 07-03-2007, 02:59 AM

The prospect of Wolfie on bass still sounds preposterous. What makes it ever more frustrating is that it's taken this long for Dave to get back with the boys (hopefully), and yet Mike it seems to be just a simple write-off despite his loyalty.

**MAX** · 07-03-2007, 03:08 AM

Originally posted by Grant
The prospect of Wolfie on bass still sounds preposterous. What makes it ever more frustrating is that it's taken this long for Dave to get back with the boys (hopefully), and yet Mike it seems to be just a simple write-off despite his loyalty.

Mate,

Mike's "loyalty" ended a few miles back. I'm not blaming him cos he chose not to sit around for several years, with his thumb up his ass waiting for EVH to do something. However and instead, he decided to to stick his thumb up Hagar's ass instead which is where it's been firmly planted much to the dismay of the Halen's.

Again, it's nobody's fault persay. This is just where we are now. Ed's inspired (obviously) to play the real material with his son and brother and nobody can ever front VH excluding Dave. VOILA!!! This is where we are now.

Sides that, how are you Rov? It's good to see you as well.

**JMJ** · 07-03-2007, 03:14 AM

Originally posted by MAX
Settle down mi mimbo or I'm not payin' for the beeyas when we see them in yer backyard.

Sure he's entitled to his opinion as is everyone. Doesn't mean I can't say that his is wrong and he's too friggin' young to be sputin' off at the mouth.

Just like my all time favorite Van Squalin. That guy sure is a jackoff of all trades whilst being a master of nothing. Just like Seen said, he's a fuckin' windbag who uses big words. The guy's a self-appointed expert on the music industry, how to play bass, drums, guitar and sing when he can't play one fucking note on anything. Hence, a troublemaker. In every thread that guy posts there's a brawl. I wish he'd belly up to the bar and try that shit over here.

Regardless, I'm glad your here cos me lubz ya mang. Not in a gay way. lol

Not that there's anything wrong with that. lmao

u'll have to pm me yer number again bro, i don't have it

we'll have ta set up a nice nnnnnnnnnnnniimmmm...nep nep niiiiiimmmmmmmmm....boomba deeda boomba deeda chat

**Panamark** · 07-03-2007, 03:21 AM

Originally posted by MAX
That's beautiful Marky!!!

Best post you've ever written.

You are only ever as good as your last post

**redblkwht** · 07-03-2007, 03:28 AM

check pm's fellas

**jero** · 07-03-2007, 03:32 AM

Originally posted by PlexiBrown
What was the last VH CD that Mike played on?

The last time I heard him play was on Van Halen II, you're no good. But it could be Ed...

**MAX** · 07-03-2007, 03:37 AM

Originally posted by redblkwht
check pm's fellas

You're in main? WTF? :p

**jero** · 07-03-2007, 03:38 AM

Originally posted by FORD
You mean this one?

LMAO!
happy birthday bro!

**binnie** · 07-03-2007, 03:42 AM

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**binnie** · 07-03-2007, 03:43 AM

Perhaps the silence will be broken in the near future?

**DLRdelight!** · 07-03-2007, 03:43 AM

Originally posted by KING OF THE HIL
until we have a member of the band announce it its nothing but words

fuck that until they are on the stage!

**redblkwht** · 07-03-2007, 03:46 AM

Originally posted by MAX

You're in main? WTF? :p

nah, i wanna see the dave pics on her site i read in this thread it was mentioned..
thx in advance fellas!

RBW

**Panamark** · 07-03-2007, 03:53 AM

Here ya go Red..

http://www.highprofilemedia.com/vanhalen.html

**MAX** · 07-03-2007, 04:35 AM

Originally posted by binnie
Did anyone notice this

Yes Binnie, we did notice cos there's been a thread about it in main for a week now. lol :p

**Jérôme Frenchise** · 07-03-2007, 05:57 AM

Originally posted by FORD
You mean this one?

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Originally posted by FORD
Hey, I found another piece of Van Hagar French Fromage

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LMAO!!!

Ha! Ha! You can't find worse than that in "French music", really.
The first one is about "a little foam-rubber man", and the second one about "dancing in line". Well...

Happy B-Day btw FORD. :bottle:

**jero** · 07-03-2007, 06:20 AM

Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
[B]Ha! Ha! You can't find worse than that in "French music", really.
B]

are you sure?

**Jérôme Frenchise** · 07-03-2007, 06:38 AM

Originally posted by jero
are you sure?

Well, Jero, how're you doing, bro?

You're right, there's even worse...

I'm wondering what could be a sort of froggie Van GHAYGAR... But that would mean there would have once been a sort of French CVH, which sounds as probable as a Saudi version of the Rolling Stones!

**binnie** · 07-03-2007, 08:02 AM

Originally posted by MAX
Yes Binnie, we did notice cos there's been a thread about it in main for a week now. lol :p

My bad.

I'm an expert at owning myself!

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