Zakk Wylde v/s Toby Keith v/s Prince

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  • rustoffa
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 8959

    Zakk Wylde v/s Toby Keith v/s Prince

    Which one of these weirdos' would emerge last weirdo standing??

    Now, I'm sure most of y'all will point to the initial, imagined Wylde/Keith agreement to destroy Prince as a team. Would guitarists find common ground and de-bunk that theory? Would Toby Keith accuse Zakk of being in bed with Randy Travis?? Would Zakk say that he never wanted to be involved in this fight, and how he just longed for the simpler times? Would Prince just prove to the world that he's weirder than the entire premise??

    Weigh in!!
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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58785

    #2
    As long as someone put "a boot up Toby Keith's ass" and kicked the fucking Hagar loving hypocrite off the stage, that's all I care about.
    Eat Us And Smile

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    • binnie
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • May 2006
      • 19145

      #3
      Wylde would clearly win.

      It'd be funny to watch though....
      The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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