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    Here's your Training Bra ELVIS!

    Okay... Put that camera on the world champion... and forget about the rest of the idiots in the audience!!!

    Hey Look Elvis... As you know so very well I am probably the best connoisseur of beautiful women... I'm talking bout women...

    I'm talking bout nice figures...
    You know... BIG GIRLS!!!

    So one of my big girls the other day asked me to give you this...



    And she said...
    She said...
    WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
    TELL ELVIS...
    TO GIVE THIS TO ONE OF HIS TEENYBOPPERS!!!!

    How about that sport?

    In other words...

    I LIKE THE BIG GIRLS!!!
    AND YOU LIKE THE LITTLE TINY ONES!!!

    People say Ric Flair...
    You're the greatest moderator in Roth Army history... cuz everywhere I go I am in constant demand..

    ELVIS!!!

    YOU DON'T LIKE THE PRESTIGE I HAVE IN LIFE...

    YOU DETEST THE FACT THE I HAVE MORE CARS.... THAN YOU HAVE FRIENDS!!!

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    I GOT A BIG HOUSE... ON THE BIG SIDE OF TOWN...

    I got life pretty much the way I want it... you understand?

    You know why?

    Because i'm the champ...

    That's the bottom line here at the Roth Army...

    I'M THE CHAMP!!!!

    WOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    CUSTOM MADE!!!!

    KISS STEALIN!!!!

    WHEEL DEALIN!!!

    WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    AND ELVIS!!!!

    YOU BETTER PRAY TO GOD!!!

    AND THUMP THAT BIBLE!!!!

    CUZ IT'S A LONG WALK DOWN THAT AISLE BROTHER!!!!
    Last edited by Ric Flair; 07-07-2007 at 05:04 PM.

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    Now let's talk about Bueno Bob...

    BOBBY!!!

    Why did you walk out of the sheep pen?

    You know what??? it's guys like you who aren't moderators??

    BECAUSE MAYBE...

    YOU'RE A LAZY... UNDERACHIEVING...

    SON OF A BITCH!!!!

    LUCKY TO BE WALKING THE HALL OF THE DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY!!!

    LUCKY TO BE A MEMBER!!!!

    LUCKY TO BE HERE AT ALL!!!

    You're really pissing me off...

    guys like you...

    WHO HAVE NO PASSION...

    NO GUTS!!!

    YOU WANT ALL THE MONEY...

    ALL THE GLORY!!!

    YOU WANNA FLY FIRST CLASS!!!

    YOU WANNA BANG BEAUTIFUL WOMEN!!!!!

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    YOU DON'T DESERVE IT!!!!

    YOU HAVEN'T WORKED FOR IT!!!!

    You haven't bleed... sweat... or paid the price to be here...

    That's what's drivin me crazy...

    I'm walkin' around tryin' to stay here...

    While people like you want my spot...

    I'VE BEEN HERE FOREVER AND I'M GONNA WORK MY ASS OFF TO STAY HERE!!!!

    WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    Pojo_Risin' said to me today...

    If I wanna stay here...

    I GOTTA PROVE IT TO HIM...

    IF YOU WANNA STAY....

    YOU NEED TO PROVE IT TO YOURSELF!!!!

    IT'S PATHETIC!!!

    YOU'RE PATHETIC!!!

    I'm sittin' around here tryin' to figure out who I am...

    And you're walkin' out of the sheep pen....

    Bailin' out from your loyal followers...

    Yeah... sometimes I walk around tryin' to figure out who I am...

    WHEN THE WHOLE GOD DAMN WORLD KNOWS WHO I AM!!!

    ACCEPT FOR ME SOMETIMES!!!

    AND YOU LEFT THE PEN?!?!!

    WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
    THE FOUR HORSEMEN!

    Eat Us And Smile, Nature Boy Style!

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    Originally posted by Ric Flair
    I'm sittin' around here tryin' to figure out who I am...
    I'm doing the same thing...

    Trying to figure out who you are...

    Or better yet, why you're here..














    Ok. I'm bored.

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    Question

    What's a 'Fuck With ELVIS' thread doing in Main, anyhoo?:confused:

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    Originally posted by Viking
    What's a 'Fuck With ELVIS' thread doing in Main, anyhoo?:confused:
    It means Elvis hasn't logged on yet today.

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    LMFAO Oh, OK. He oughta be swinging the shit shovel fast and furious when he shows up. Unless he's in the middle of getting laid. Personally, I don't care what y'all say about me when when I'm hip-deep in fishcake.

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    First I see of this...

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    And probably last?
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

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    Know what that green stuff in chickenshit is?



    That's Chickenshit too

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    Is that a fact ??

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    I wuz wondering where this thread went......:p

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    I was tired of seeing "Training Bra" and "Elvis" in the same sentence in Main... I moved it to Feedback because the vibe I get from it is that someone feels Elvis needs a bra and that perhaps the webbies should pitch in and buy it for him... I could be way off here, but that was the general impression... uh huh uh huh uh huh


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    Re: Here's your Training Bra ELVIS!

    Originally posted by Ric Flair
    Here's your Training Bra ELVIS!
    Somebody cue the Avril Lavigne song.

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    I guess it's time for Ally to have "the talk" with Elvis.

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    Ya gonna show him why he has an 'outie' and you have an 'innie', Ally?

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    Originally posted by Ric Flair
    Now let's talk about Bueno Bob...

    OK.

    BOBBY!!!

    Yes?

    Why did you walk out of the sheep pen?

    It was boring.

    You know what???

    What?

    it's guys like you who aren't moderators??

    Actually, it should be "It's guys like you who aren't moderators." As a sentence, not a question.

    BECAUSE MAYBE...

    YOU'RE A LAZY... UNDERACHIEVING...

    SON OF A BITCH!!!!


    Sweet. I'll tell my employers, maybe I'll get a raise.



    LUCKY TO BE WALKING THE HALL OF THE DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY!!!

    Well, considering the state of DLR/VH these days, I wouldn't call myself "lucky" to be a fan of either, honestly...

    LUCKY TO BE A MEMBER!!!!

    LUCKY TO BE HERE AT ALL!!!


    Uh...OK.

    You're really pissing me off...

    Must be doing something right, I say...

    guys like you...

    WHO HAVE NO PASSION...

    NO GUTS!!!

    YOU WANT ALL THE MONEY...

    ALL THE GLORY!!!

    YOU WANNA FLY FIRST CLASS!!!

    YOU WANNA BANG BEAUTIFUL WOMEN!!!!!

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


    Money...check...beautiful woman...check...but I hate flying.

    YOU DON'T DESERVE IT!!!!

    YOU HAVEN'T WORKED FOR IT!!!!

    You haven't bleed... sweat... or paid the price to be here...


    Is this your way of asking me to contribute more?

    That's what's drivin me crazy...

    I'm walkin' around tryin' to stay here...

    While people like you want my spot...


    I don't want your spot. Relax, take a pill or something.

    I'VE BEEN HERE FOREVER AND I'M GONNA WORK MY ASS OFF TO STAY HERE!!!!

    Logging on takes a LOT of work, I'd imagine. For some people, that can be very challenging. Keep it up!

    WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    Pojo_Risin' said to me today...

    If I wanna stay here...

    I GOTTA PROVE IT TO HIM...


    Why prove anything to anybody? I hate people in general, so I generally say "Fuck it" and have less health problems.

    Relax! Take it easy!

    IF YOU WANNA STAY....

    YOU NEED TO PROVE IT TO YOURSELF!!!!

    IT'S PATHETIC!!!

    YOU'RE PATHETIC!!!


    I admit it - I, Bueno Bob, am an internet failure.

    I don't know how my future descendents will ever rise above. For shame!

    I'm sittin' around here tryin' to figure out who I am...

    And you're walkin' out of the sheep pen....

    Bailin' out from your loyal followers...


    Internet followers...people need to follow their OWN path...Paul Muad'Dib walked off into the desert and became more than a living God...he became LEGENDARY...

    Yeah... sometimes I walk around tryin' to figure out who I am...

    WHEN THE WHOLE GOD DAMN WORLD KNOWS WHO I AM!!!

    ACCEPT FOR ME SOMETIMES!!!

    AND YOU LEFT THE PEN?!?!!

    WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
    Thanks Warf! I missed you too, buddy!
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    Good to see ya Bob!
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    Originally posted by Viking
    Ya gonna show him why he has an 'outie' and you have an 'innie', Ally?
    Well, I was talking more about lift and separate, but I guess I can accommodate

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    I feel bad for missing this thread...

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    Originally posted by ELVIS
    I feel bad for missing this thread...
    you only feel bad because I'm talking about ~*bewbs*~

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    teeheehee...

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    Talking

    Originally posted by Ally_Kat:
    Well, I was talking more about lift and separate, but I guess I can accommodate
    When you start talking about 'lift and separate' with a guy, it's usually because we just gave ourselves a wedgie......

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    I figured I would start a Ric Flair alias since I impersonate him so much. lol

    Did ELVIS get his training bra yet?

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    No. But he did have his first period.

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    Is this based on Front Line debates?

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