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  1. 07-08-2007, 02:22 PM #1
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    I Wish The Annual Cabo Wabo Cruise Would Hit An Iceberg Like The Titanic!

    Imagine Sammy Hagar trying to Save Michael Anthony from lowest level cabins... where all the peasants and beaners dwell!!

    BOOOOOM!!!!

    An Iceberg rips the side of the S.S. Cheddar.... thousands of ugly overweight women in VOA tour shirts try frantically to climb to the mast of the ship...

    20 minutes later...

    Frozen Bodies found floatin' in lifejackets above the water... but wait the water is too warm in Cabo Wabo... let's just pretend there isn't enough life jackets... and all the fucking worthless red-heads die slowly drowning into the abyss!!!

    Mikey remains the sole survivor layin' on a piece of wood that broke off from the ship... he then kisses Sammy Hagar goodnight as he holds his hand tightly.... collecting his cabo wabo gold ring... then lets go of his hand... letting the fat fucker descend into the pissy water of Cabo Cantina!!!

    (Celine Dion then starts to play in the background....)

    Fuck them all I say!!!
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  2. 07-08-2007, 05:40 PM #2
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    or the cantina bursts into flames and all the sheep burn
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    Why are you even thinking/talking about Sammy?

    He is now yesterdays news, a relic, a thing of the past.

    A bit like the sheep pen......
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    because he is a bitch
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    So...if the Cabo Wabo Cruise...were to be like the Titanic...

    could we then say that the Cabo Wabo Cruise boat...

    is Van Halen?...

    think about it...


    think about it...


    yeah...there it is...
    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
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  8. 07-08-2007, 11:12 PM #8
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    Don't forget the year he met all of his surf buds at the dock to wish them a fond farewell and then turned around and split .

    Then posting a groovee letter of how sorry, he was, that he wasn't there for the cruise.I posted it here, don't remember where, no BS.

    Whatta guy.

    Makin BANK he is.
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    Originally posted by katie
    Why are you even thinking/talking about Sammy?

    He is now yesterdays news, a relic, a thing of the past.
    I suppose just killing time until Dave starts talking again and the reunion becomes reality. Once the Diamond One is back in the spotlight, the Sam threads will stop.
    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
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    Originally posted by WARF

    ...Mikey remains the sole survivor layin' on a piece of wood that broke off from the ship...
    This is when we surface a sub and extract Bass Player.
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    Then a team tranquilizes Eddie with a dart...
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    Ed and Mike are then taken to a safehouse and seated at a round table where interrogation lamps beam sun-like rays down upon them until they hash out their grudges, shake hands and return to the studio together.
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    None of you are dead yet, knuckleheads!!!! Get it together and throw some Van Halen style knock out punches again.

    IT'S NOT TOO LATE!!!!!!!!
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    Originally posted by WARF
    Imagine Sammy Hagar trying to Save Michael Anthony from lowest level cabins... where all the peasants and beaners dwell!!

    BOOOOOM!!!!

    An Iceberg rips the side of the S.S. Cheddar.... thousands of ugly overweight women in VOA tour shirts try frantically to climb to the mast of the ship...

    20 minutes later...

    Frozen Bodies found floatin' in lifejackets above the water... but wait the water is too warm in Cabo Wabo... let's just pretend there isn't enough life jackets... and all the fucking worthless red-heads die slowly drowning into the abyss!!!

    Mikey remains the sole survivor layin' on a piece of wood that broke off from the ship... he then kisses Sammy Hagar goodnight as he holds his hand tightly.... collecting his cabo wabo gold ring... then lets go of his hand... letting the fat fucker descend into the pissy water of Cabo Cantina!!!

    (Celine Dion then starts to play in the background....)

    Fuck them all I say!!!
    thats classy man. wishing death on hundreds of people because you don't like a singer. Your mother should be proud.
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    Well that's your fault for hearing it. But I do understand the anger...
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    Don't worry about WARF...

    He's edgy because he's under investigation.
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