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    "Up For Breakfast"--defend that shit you Hagar fans

    Don't even LIE and tell me that's not the stupidest title you've ever heard.

    This is gonna be worse than VDIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    FUCK VAN HAGAR AND FUCK YOU EDDIE, PUSSIES!!!!!!!!
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    EXACTLY!

    Go ahead and put your best spin on this one....tell us again how brilliant Sam's lyrics are.

    Here's your chance....I DARE YOU!
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    I figure a Roth fan would definately relate to this title... unless you are some kind of limp dick pussy...

    It's a tribute to Morning Wood!!!
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    Originally posted by ZahZoo
    I figure a Roth fan would definately relate to this title... unless you are some kind of limp dick pussy...

    It's a tribute to Morning Wood!!!
    I'm glad you explained it bro. I was wondering how long it would take for someone to figure it out.
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    Its a song about love.....the love of Sammy and his food.
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    Yeah I know that, he's ready for sex when he wakes up, whoop-de-do, no shit.

    It's still the stupidest title I've ever heard!!!!!!!!!!

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    It's actually Sammy's "second-worst" attempt at getting the gong show bong...

    "Whole Lotta Zep" was a shitty tune off his last effort "Not 4 Sale" which.. guess what it was about?

    Led Zeppelin. With lousey Zep rhythmns and shit lead playing. Class A-Operative Fucking Loser Status-grade title.

    "Up For Breakfast" - that don't even compare to "Whole Lotta Zep" until we hear different.. I mean, it could conceivable win out if Sammy steals the main 4 bars of "you Deserve A Break Today" Mcdonald's TV Commercial Theme
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    Don't forget the Spammy classic "SHAKA DOOBIE." How fucking stupid!
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    Really McDonald's can cash in on this.

    Have "Up For Breakfast" playing in the background while they advertise a new McSpammy breakfast meal.

    I can't believe all these jokes we've made about food and fans crying are actually true!!!!!!!!!

    Faggot bitches!

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    Dude, it's bad. Plain and simple.
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    The b-side of this single is tentatively titled " Late Night Snack ".
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    LMFAO!

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    It about Viagra
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    I heard he's got another song called Tequila Enema.
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    Food is good! Morning wood is good too!

    I hope the song is about a guys who wakes up hard, does his woman good then get's up and makes her an omlette!

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    But it's SOOOOO forced. Every song Sam's ever done about sex is so contrived, it's not funny, it's not cute.

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    sam and sex sounds like ham and eggs...
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    LOL... Ok it doesn't Have to be an omlette ham and eggs will do...

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    Originally posted by GAR
    It's actually Sammy's "second-worst" attempt at getting the gong show bong...

    "Whole Lotta Zep" was a shitty tune off his last effort "Not 4 Sale" which.. guess what it was about?

    Led Zeppelin. With lousey Zep rhythmns and shit lead playing. Class A-Operative Fucking Loser Status-grade title.

    "Up For Breakfast" - that don't even compare to "Whole Lotta Zep" until we hear different.. I mean, it could conceivable win out if Sammy steals the main 4 bars of "you Deserve A Break Today" Mcdonald's TV Commercial Theme
    Originally posted by kennyboy
    Don't forget the Spammy classic "SHAKA DOOBIE." How fucking stupid!

    Once again I am amazed on your knowledge of Hagar and his material. I dont even know these damn songs. Keep on hating all. Its good to bitch all day long.

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    I'll give whatever Sam and Ed come up with for BOV2 a listen before I decide. Just like all the other stuff they did.

    Having said that, nothing they've done has impressed me so far, so I'm not counting on this new stuff to, either.

    The impression Sammy has always given me is of just an average guy who has to work at being a rock star. His image is very forced. With Dave, it's all second nature. Hagar has yet to show me anything outstanding lyrically, vocally or in terms of composition that I would be unable to hear from a local bar band's originals inserted between cover tunes.

    Essentially, Hagar turned Van Halen from an extraordinary band to an ordinary one. Where Halen stood out from the pack, Hagar was just another hair band with a better-than-average guitarist. The element of normalcy is what Sam brings to the table when he is in Van Halen.
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    Richard Rex Jackson emailed me the link to an MP3 of "Whole Lotta Zep" and as I've pointed out, it is what it is.

    No bitching, just detailing why "Up For Breakfast" is in my opinion not the very worst Hagar has entitled, and exactly what WOULD be considered THE Worst.

    Your mother gives lousey anal.. that is something to bitch about all day and i'm about to dump her off at your pad because her gaping butthole is doing me no good for getting off anymore.

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    I have a hard time believing this is a name of a new VH song sammy or not.

    if it is then they really have gone to an alltime low.
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    iT IS CONFIRMED by Sammy Hagar's webmaster "BoDean" as of Monday, before the story came out on Melodicrock.

    What more do you want? You think we're fucking around, riffing on this fat bastard motherfucker for so long?

    HOW MANY dedicated threads about "Up For Fucking Food" have you not read first before questioning whether this is fact or not?

    Fucking READ the shit on the board here and follow the links to verify the truth to what is being said: "Up For Breakfast" is verifiable Van Hagar reality.

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    Originally posted by bru87tr
    I have a hard time believing this is a name of a new VH song sammy or not.

    if it is then they really have gone to an alltime low.
    yeah well fucking DUHHH Dude!

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    WARF posted this over at DDLR...
    I dont know if it's legit or just some craetive writing...

    Here's a sneak preview

    "Up For Breakfast"


    Oh! Yeah!
    uh huh
    Well, I gotta set my alarm (HEY!)
    That ain't no jive
    Dreamin' of scrambled eggs
    to keep me alive (uh huh)
    Cook it up slow, baby
    Scramble those eggs, extra bacon. (uh huh)
    Will you let me butter your toast?
    HEY!
    Cuz I love you the most (uh huh)

    Chorus 2X

    Lovin' you baby is something I miss
    Tell me sugar darlin
    Are you up for breakfast?
    I've been hungry for your heart
    Can you tell me this?
    Your so fine, will be my breakfast?

    My baby woke up this morning
    she's down in the pits. (uh huh)
    I love ya baby
    Do you want, "oatmeal" or "grits"?
    She likes it FAST!
    FAST! FAST! FAST! FAST!
    Are you up for breakfast?
    Oh Yeah!
    I got my ham in the oven (uh huh)
    I'm gonna put my mitts on you
    Don't be shy..... chicken pot pie
    (Eddie yells, "That's Ain't Breakfast!)

    ooooooohh .... OH YEAH!

    I think it's lunchtime!

    (Eddie Solo)

    (Repeat Chorus 2x

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    That's gotta be a Dr. Demento song.Ain't talkin' bout love, let's talk about breakfast. I do not want to here Sam talk about his dick & food.maybe love comes walkin in is about a waitress w/ his dinner? UH, poundcake? Fuckin' sick.
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    While I might not be Up For Breakfast every morning, I am sure Sam is.. if he is writing songs about it.

    Food.
    Booze.
    Gluttony.

    You're a fucking Pig, Sam-Mule. Manmule..

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    Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
    Food is good! Morning wood is good too!

    I hope the song is about a guys who wakes up hard, does his woman good then get's up and makes her an omlette!
    With and extra
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    Get new material faggot.

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    Originally posted by distortion9
    EXACTLY!

    Go ahead and put your best spin on this one....tell us again how brilliant Sam's lyrics are.

    Here's your chance....I DARE YOU!
    i'm agree tell us please!! , make me laugh
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    -What can we expect from this Van hagar reunion bullshit anyway?
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    Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
    Food is good! Morning wood is good too!

    I hope the song is about a guys who wakes up hard, does his woman good then get's up and makes her an omlette!

    Nah, thats the other song they are working on "Mothers Day"
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    Originally posted by L.S.D.
    Once again I am amazed on your knowledge of Hagar and his material. I dont even know these damn songs. Keep on hating all. Its good to bitch all day long.
    pot.kettle.black. I remember a couple of threads where you kept on bitching for a few days.

    You still managed to dodge my question though. No, I haven't forgotten. I'm all anal like that
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    The only Fat that Hagar raises in the morning, is his own sad ass out of bed.

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    Damn this is getting worse than I thought. Dave's lyrics are brilliant, his sexual references are subtle and clever he doesnt have to spell everything out for ya like the FAT CHEESE POSER.

    I mean just picture this folks.........



    Up for breakfast and it feels so good

    Poppin up like a pop tart

    Got some three inch wood..........


    When I go down south baby

    Lil Sam gets up

    when I get done baby

    Youre gonna have to mop up...........
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    LOL...

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    Originally posted by Panamark
    Nah, thats the other song they are working on "Mothers Day"
    According to TOTO's guitarist Steve Lukather it's better than the last Albertsons dairy ad. Since "Rosanna" or "Africa" was his musical zenith, we all better stand at attention!!! "Up for Breakfast" sounds stellar!!! "It's about morning wood!!!!" Fuck that!!! Spam is way to old for EMB!!! It's about a spam and cheese omlette and nothing more!!!

    "Eddie looks good" - LMAO!!!!! Keep kidding yourselves!!!
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    Spammy wishes he wrote "Rosanna", "I want your Sex", and "Wind Beneath My wings". Keep on pluggin' Spam you'll get there!

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    Originally posted by kennyboy
    Don't forget the Spammy classic "SHAKA DOOBIE." How fucking stupid!
    SHACKA DOOBIE WAWOUBIE CANUBIE. Shacka dubie wubie lubie.

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    Originally posted by thefive
    SHACKA DOOBIE WAWOUBIE CANUBIE. Shacka dubie wubie lubie.
    Damn can Spammy suck any harder? Guess we should ask Ed huh?

    Even Dave fans say Mas Tequila is a fun tune, but personally I can't stand that screeching BS. "One shot hey ......" Shut the fuck up fat man. Time to dig up the Hagar is fat thread........LOL

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