Straight from eMule !!! "Up for breakfast" lyrics!!!

[John Holmes]

UP FOR BREAKFAST
from the forthcoming album "Best Of Vol. II"

I clear my throat of phlegm
as I head out to the shitter
gonna dump a big one, honey
and take a long piss too

[bridge]
ohhhh-wooooo
baby lend me another beer can
ohhhh-wooooo
threw the eggs in that old frying pan

[chorus]
inflate my belly to a Zeppelin
as I am hungry like a vermin
fill my blood with so much cholesterol
more more bacon for my guts to sore

[outro]
ooooooooooohhhhhhh
woooooooooooooooooooo
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
my shit looks just like coal, yeaahhhhh

[Cello Solo]

Unfortunately the song I got is incomplete. If anyone can fill the rest that's welcome.

[GAR]

My understanding is that's a brass orchestral piece, with Tuba solo.. per Ed's decision.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by GAR
My understanding is that's a brass orchestral piece, with Tuba solo.. per Ed's decision.

Does Sammy's butthole qualify as a Tuba? Surely he's got plenty of stinking air in his guts to solo straight from his anus.

[cwsmith17]

You would know best.