The hands down worst song ever is "How Many Say I". DLR would have never allowed this song to be on a VH album. Even Sammy would have told Eddie that he would sing this song. What is even more amazing is this is the last song on the last full length studio album which came out 9 years ago! For the love of ......
pretty woman...god i hate that song
"I Cant Stop Eating...uh, Loving You"
Last edited by hideyoursheep; 08-02-2007 at 01:34 PM.
Not Enough is an abomination to the band.
There are a few but it has got to be Happy Trails
Don't know anything past 5150 (but for the stuff that was on the radio), and I intend to keep it that way.
RIM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well well well...Ooh well well...Yez Yezaaaah
I wasn't aware there were VAN HALEN songs after 1984??
Unless you're talkin' EEAS, Skyscraper, ALAE, YFLM, DLR Band, and Diamond Dave...
I'll cast my vote fo':
I'll Wait
Has anyone ever heard Strung Out? I did, and my ears are still in pain.
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Forget ESP, Kramer all the way
The shittiest "song" with roy "singing" I have ever had the pleasure of spitting on has to be man on a mission......but then agaian there is so much to despise!
I think VH III has a good collection of shit songs, but "Big fat money" with those lame Hagar lyrics takes the biscuit, here they are if you want to puke.
Some say money is bad for the soul
Bad for the rock, bad for the roll
Bad for the heart , bad for the brain
Bad for the damn near everything oh yeah
It must be good for something
Come on pay the rent
Telephone, telefax, telefunkin' teletrash
Tell a cop, tell a friend
Think we've hit the stonet end
Nothing left, nothing right
Now they want a bigger bite
Everybody wants some
Everybody wants big money oh yeah
They want big fat money
That's what I want
Big fat money
Too much temptation
Enough to kill a generation
Space station, starvation. Premature ejaculation
This ain't groovin', this ain't funky
It's on my back
But it ai't my monkey no
Oh yeah, gimme some of that big big money
That's what I want
Big fat money
Big big money
Smoke this, eat that
My ol' lady's gettin' fat
High rise, high rent
Before it's earned, it's all been spent
Where's it gonna come from?
Who's it gonna to go?
Ain't beatin' but I'm being eatin' by money, oh yeah
Big big money, gimme, gimme, gimme
Some of that big money, alright
That's what I want
Well alright, oh big big money
Now, gimme, gimme, gimme
Some of that big money
That's what I want
That's wht I need
Gimme big fat money
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme
Gimme some of the big fat money
Oh yeah "strung out" is fucked up indeed - something a bored lunatic would come up with, and "doing time" is a bit silly too.
By the way "Pretty woman" is a cover and that doesn't count, Van Halen's version is fine by me
Sammy - what a fucking brilliant lyricist!! JFC! Worst EVH song ever - EASY - HANDS FUCKIN DOWN!! How many say I! Jag OFF played that as last encore on VHIII tour! My buddy had the best line! "STICK TO YOUR DAY JOB!!!!! Worst song w/DAVE my vote- happy trails!!
Apart from the intro, I was never a fan of 'Women In Love'.
Some absolute turds have been mentioned, but nothing even comes close to being as shit as "Dreams".
Nothing should be that turgid. It is just plain wrong.
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
Happy Trails doesn't count...Roy Rogers started that sh*t...
"Why Can't This Be Love?"
OMFG!!! ....
Last edited by ROTHisGOD; 08-16-2007 at 11:28 AM.
A very close second is "Big Fat Money"
"Why can't this be love", "Women in Love/Dance the night away"
"It seems like 40 days and 40 nights since someone used my first name, including you."
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