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    Offers on a name fot the VH tour

    Let me start the ball rolling with

    "We need your cash" tour

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    First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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    oops "for" instead of fot. Just woke up today

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    Apart from "This Thread Is Gay Tour 2007-2008", I'd say "Hide Your Sheep N Eat Cheddar Tour"

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    Maybe you should stay asleep.

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    Maybe you should get laid

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    New Zealand VS Spain
    Round 1

    FIGHT !

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    There's a Kiwi rugby fan, an Australian rugby fan and a beautiful woman sitting next to each other on a train.

    The train enters a tunnel and everything gets dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The woman and the Kiwi are sitting there looking perplexed. The Kiwi is bent over holding his face which is red from an apparent slap.

    The Kiwi is thinking, "That Australian must have tried to kiss this lady, she thought it was me and slapped me."

    The lady was thinking, "That Kiwi must have moved to kiss me and kissed the Australian instead and got slapped."

    The Australian was thinking to himself.... "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that fucking Kiwi in the head again."

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    Ok I feel better, respect to New Zealand

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    Originally posted by delta5150
    Maybe you should get laid
    Maybe you should STFU.

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    BTW.....Your Thread is Gay.

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    Seriously I don't give a toss if it's gay to you but hey! different strokes for different folks. I don't see the gayness but maybe you have a very sensitive gaydar and sometimes "you see gays"

    BTW I got 3 replies from you

    Moreover I'm sure someone else will start this thread again, wait and see, then I guess it'll be another lame thread right?

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    Originally posted by delta5150
    Ok I feel better

    Are you sure, vomitivo ?
    Day-dreaming's gone commercial

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    Yep

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    Vomitivo.. LMFAO

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    <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MXolkYmTzsQ"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MXolkYmTzsQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

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    Nice Vid "Hijo puta, hay que decirlo mas" so true!

    To be honest first time I've never heard of this programme "la hora chanante" although I've been living in Spain for 8yrs, the "gañan" video reminds me of quite a few people I've met over here.

    Thanks for the vid

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    Originally posted by delta5150
    Nice Vid "Hijo puta, hay que decirlo mas" so true!

    To be honest first time I've never heard of this programme "la hora chanante" although I've been living in Spain for 8yrs, the "gañan" video reminds me of quite a few people I've met over here.

    Thanks for the vid
    Thanks for nothing,

    and while we're at it, if those peeps wait any longer call it the

    "running with a bedpan" tour.

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    "The BETTER 3/4's tour!"

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    How bout the It's About Fuckin' Time tour..............

    I just hope I see plenty o' "Sammy Who?" banners and signs.

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    The don't hold your breath tour

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    Cállate la boca, estupido.

    Gracias.

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    Originally posted by delta5150
    There's a Kiwi rugby fan, an Australian rugby fan and a beautiful woman sitting next to each other on a train.

    The train enters a tunnel and everything gets dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The woman and the Kiwi are sitting there looking perplexed. The Kiwi is bent over holding his face which is red from an apparent slap.

    The Kiwi is thinking, "That Australian must have tried to kiss this lady, she thought it was me and slapped me."

    The lady was thinking, "That Kiwi must have moved to kiss me and kissed the Australian instead and got slapped."

    The Australian was thinking to himself.... "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that fucking Kiwi in the head again."
    Lol that's based on an intelligence test! Only you omit the last part and explain what happened, and with a German, a woman and a Pole.

    I would say, Last Chance Tour. *^_^* lml

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    Anti-Spam Tour

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    Originally posted by philouze
    Anti-Spam Tour
    Better yet, The Canned Spam Tour!

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    LMAO

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    The YOU CAN GET THIS STUFF SOMEMORE tour
    Three time witness to the comeback of the MIGHTY VAN HALEN. And then they faded back into obscurity.

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    it will just be Reunion 2007
    R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

    hopefully God will ressurect you

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    " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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    Originally posted by delta5150
    Seriously I don't give a toss if it's gay to you but hey! different strokes for different folks. I don't see the gayness but maybe you have a very sensitive gaydar and sometimes "you see gays"

    BTW I got 3 replies from you

    Moreover I'm sure someone else will start this thread again, wait and see, then I guess it'll be another lame thread right?
    Yes,Yes And Yes.

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    Fuck whether or not this thread snarfs manguini. This whole forum is less than 12 hours old, and it's reeks like a Greek bath house with a broken condom dispenser.......... good luck and Godspeed, mods.

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    The inevitable tour

    hands fell off the clock tour

    full circle tour

    Deja vu tour

    keep your gay yellow capri pants home tour!

    last but not least

    butt fuck bette mitlers brother tour..

    lmmfao!!

    EUAS

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    Leave your kid at home Tour 2007!

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    The "I'll Wait" tour 2016.
    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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    Chinese Democracy....
    The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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    "What tour?" tour

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    "Rehab" tour

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    How 'bout VH gets their "balls back tour"----been missing for 23 years!

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    Originally posted by binnie
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    That's too funny binnie.

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    how bout we call it the its never gonna fuckin happen tour so lets shut the fuck up about it, BA HAHAHAHA!!!

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