Soldiers!
Here's a sneak-peak of the next album cover... this is for the full-length studio album to come, not the already seen BOVII cover elsewhere in the forum.
Carry on, Soldiers!
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Official "Up For Breakfast" Album Cover
Soldiers!
Here's a sneak-peak of the next album cover... this is for the full-length studio album to come, not the already seen BOVII cover elsewhere in the forum.
Carry on, Soldiers!
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Goddammitt!!!! The album cover is causing problems... lol
Did Warners reject your one also ??
BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!
Let's try again!
can you hear me now?
Let's see if I can get it to upload.
Goddamn it to hell.....upload is still fooked.
Well why the hell shouldn't I try it yet again... goddam Sarge... stop drilling for oil in your woman's ass, and fix the upload shit... it's been so long since I had the server password or did shit around here, that I can't just go in and fix shit myself anymore... lol
Maybe his woman is drilling for oil in HIS ass.
SUCK on it!
Man, I didn't know all you hated Sam so much. What the hell is up with that? He came in when David Lee split and kept the engine running clean and smooth.
I mean every album with Sam at the helm was #1 guys. You can't argue with the truth.
The answer's simple - our server is running an anti-SPAM firewall. It'll never let you upload that shit.
Sorry dude use must have gone to the wrong site,this is a David Lee Roth site,No Spammy lovers wanted here.l
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
I am a David Lee fan. But, I like Sammy too.Originally posted by Dan
Sorry dude use must have gone to the wrong site,this is a David Lee Roth site,No Spammy lovers wanted here.l
And just like Dave, Sammy Hagar kicks ass with or without Van Halen, you have to admit.
Spammy fans are FAGS!
Kenny, you are a homophobe.
No, I am not afraid of you faggity fag fag Spammy fans. I'll sit next to you in church; just please don't put 0U812 in my cd player.Originally posted by Sammy_God
Kenny, you are a homophobe.
Tell you what, e-mail the picture to me loucap81@hotmail.com and I'll figure out a way to get it up.
Originally posted by Sammy_God
I am a David Lee fan. But, I like Sammy too.
And just like Dave, Sammy Hagar kicks ass with or without Van Halen, you have to admit.
I have to admit that Sammy kicks no ass at all and, in fact, licks ass. usually michael anthony's.
You have some serious issues, man.Originally posted by kennyboy
No, I am not afraid of you faggity fag fag Spammy fans. I'll sit next to you in church; just please don't put 0U812 in my cd player.
You are a homophobe, yes you are. And I don't go to church and listen to some guy beg for money, sorry not my cup of tea.
You must not have ears, then.Originally posted by Slammy Gaygar
I have to admit that Sammy kicks no ass at all and, in fact, licks ass. usually michael anthony's.
Cuz' Sammy does kick ass!!
Judgment Day, Humans Being, Poundcake, Good Enough!! I mean come on! Those songs kick major ass especially any of the shit out there today.
Judgment Day is on the same kick ass level as Unchained at least!
Judgment day is probably the best van Hagar song, but Unchained is one of the best fucking songs ever period. there is no comparison. and poundcake sucks donkey dick, it is a perfect example of Van gaygar trying to "rock" and failing. It stinks. and you stink for thinking its on the same level as real van halen.
Oh christ... all i wanted for Christmas is to upload this goddam work of art I created, er... WB created, and now my thread has turned into a fookin' debatathon about whether or not Sammy kicks/licks ass?!?!?! Ugh... anytime the thought of kicking ass even crossed Flabgar's mind, he was brought back down to earth with shit like Sucka in a 3 Piece, the dozen or so tunes with "Love" in the title, and the other two dozen tunes with "baby" in it...
one more try before Sarge calls it a night... last I heard, Sarge was having a anal plug and sand wedge removed from his anus at the local emergency room....
Nation of Roth, Unite!!!!
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Additional Point #1-Good call Viking... the SPAM pun was indeed apropos...
Additional Point #2-Compare "So This Is Love" to any of the Flabby 'love' tunes, and you'll see the appropriate use of 'love' in a rock tune.
Additional Point #3-Compare "Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You" from Zep for appropriate use of 'babe' and 'baby' in a rock tune.
Carry on, Nation of Roth!
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You have absolutely no taste in music.Originally posted by Sammy_God
You must not have ears, then.
Cuz' Sammy does kick ass!!
Judgment Day, Humans Being, Poundcake, Good Enough!! I mean come on! Those songs kick major ass especially any of the shit out there today.
Judgment Day is on the same kick ass level as Unchained at least!
Please move yourself to celinedion.com. She gets #1s too.
Cheers!
Admit it, Sam sucks super size donkey weiners!
Kennyboy,
I'm going to try this shit again... looks like McDonald's dropped Van Hagar sponsorship and now Mel's Diner has picked them up... lol
Christ Almighty, it will be a miracle if I can attach this goddam graphic... lol
Rock On Nation of Roth!!!
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The Twin Towers bit...that ain't real funny, dude.
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YOUR GIRLFRIEND = OWNED
True DaveIsKing... my bad... will reconsider reverting back to original form...
That's cool...you know me, I love humor though!!
Spammy at McDonald's...that's about as true as it gets, man.
OK, here's the original artwork... lol... in case anyone is wondering, the original actually had smoldering towers and a plane flying into the side of them...ahem, bad taste indeed, during a particularly alcohol-induced insensitive bout with Photoshop... thanks again to DaveIsKing for pointing out the obvious...even tho' yours truly didn't catch it...
Rock on Nation of Roth...
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Neatiful!!!!
LMBSAO!!!
Originally posted by Cato
Golden, why are you FAT?http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by lesfunk
Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
Conmee! Where's the cover, yo?
That is fucking classic dude! Nice one!!!Originally posted by conmee
OK, here's the original artwork... lol... in case anyone is wondering, the original actually had smoldering towers and a plane flying into the side of them...ahem, bad taste indeed, during a particularly alcohol-induced insensitive bout with Photoshop... thanks again to DaveIsKing for pointing out the obvious...even tho' yours truly didn't catch it...
Rock on Nation of Roth...
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More Van Hagar originalityOriginally posted by conmee
OK, here's the original artwork... lol... in case anyone is wondering, the original actually had smoldering towers and a plane flying into the side of them...ahem, bad taste indeed, during a particularly alcohol-induced insensitive bout with Photoshop... thanks again to DaveIsKing for pointing out the obvious...even tho' yours truly didn't catch it...
Rock on Nation of Roth...
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Great album cover!!!
But I thought I heard on the Howard Stern show, Sammy say that the lyrics for "Up for Breakfast" was about his gay lover getting a hairy giant erection each day, before they got out of bed, and that's what's "Up For Breakfast"
Howard had to bleep some of this out and started laughing, but.......
Did anyone else hear this??????
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