Best song to bang to is Ain't Talin' Bout Love, while you are doin' like a monkey.

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  • cwsmith17
    Sniper
    • Apr 2004
    • 957

    Best song to bang to is Ain't Talin' Bout Love, while you are doin' like a monkey.

    You all know that you get the rabbid monkey urge to rail a chick like you just got out of prison. Everyone can relate to this especially if your at a party and Van Halen is playing! Tell me about your party experiences with Van Halen music.

    Big Troubles......... I know it will be hard, so you can just make something up. O.K.
  • BrownSound1
    ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
    • Mar 2003
    • 3025

    #2
    Nah, Everybody Wants Some is better, plus it sends the message a bit clearer.

    Party experiences with Van Halen music? Geezus dude, I'd be writing for a freakin' month.

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    • cwsmith17
      Sniper
      • Apr 2004
      • 957

      #3
      It sure would take that long for you to make up a story!

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      • alexpgrimes
        Foot Soldier
        • Jan 2004
        • 731

        #4
        I think it's dirty movies. Better to get those hips movin'.
        If I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your head.

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        • Bill Lumbergh
          ROCKSTAR

          • Mar 2004
          • 5465

          #5
          Actually once me and my lady were having sex with 1984 on repeat, and Panama came on. That song is PERFECT for doggie style, when you're just all out going at it........

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          • cwsmith17
            Sniper
            • Apr 2004
            • 957

            #6
            I hear you man. Great pick.

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            • rustoffa
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 8943

              #7
              Little Guitars will make those frilly pantyliners moister than a sponge in a mudslide!

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              • cwsmith17
                Sniper
                • Apr 2004
                • 957

                #8
                Sunday Afternoon In The Park........now that would be messed up.

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                • MERRYKISSMASS2U
                  Full Member Status

                  • Mar 2004
                  • 4372

                  #9
                  one foot out the door if she likes it rough

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                  • Golden AWe
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 33627

                    #10
                    Black & Blue - means your woman must be seriously beaten to accept sex during a Hagar song.
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                    • DavidLeeNatra
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 10703

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
                      Actually once me and my lady were having sex with 1984 on repeat, and Panama came on. That song is PERFECT for doggie style, when you're just all out going at it........
                      LMFAO!!! buhahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaa...man...that was fucking funny...
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