Best song to bang to is Ain't Talin' Bout Love, while you are doin' like a monkey.
You all know that you get the rabbid monkey urge to rail a chick like you just got out of prison. Everyone can relate to this especially if your at a party and Van Halen is playing! Tell me about your party experiences with Van Halen music.
Big Troubles......... I know it will be hard, so you can just make something up. O.K.
Nah, Everybody Wants Some is better, plus it sends the message a bit clearer.
Party experiences with Van Halen music? Geezus dude, I'd be writing for a freakin' month.
It sure would take that long for you to make up a story!
I think it's dirty movies. Better to get those hips movin'.
If I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your head.
Actually once me and my lady were having sex with 1984 on repeat, and Panama came on. That song is PERFECT for doggie style, when you're just all out going at it........
I hear you man. Great pick.
Little Guitars will make those frilly pantyliners moister than a sponge in a mudslide!
Sunday Afternoon In The Park........now that would be messed up.
one foot out the door if she likes it rough
Black & Blue - means your woman must be seriously beaten to accept sex during a Hagar song.
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Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
LMFAO!!! buhahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaa...man...that was fucking funny...Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Actually once me and my lady were having sex with 1984 on repeat, and Panama came on. That song is PERFECT for doggie style, when you're just all out going at it........
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