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    Lightbulb Keith Richards a Pirate?

    Depp Courts Richards Again


    (05/05/04) -- As you know (unless you lived in a cave for the last year or two, which I envy you for), that movie star Johnny Depp modeled his Pirates of the Caribbean character "Jack Sparrow" after Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards. Well, the word on the street is that Depp is now trying to persuade the veteran rocker to play the role of "Sparrow's" father in the Pirates sequel. Oh yeah. And just in case Disney gets their briefs in a bunch about the fact that Keith is known for his drug habit as he is for his guitar licks, Depp says there's more behind the man than just his image: "People, sometimes, they think, Keith Richards, oh yeah, the '70s and the drugs, and the this and the that, he's just a burn out. Not at all. He's one of the brightest most well read people I've ever met in my life." Depp owed all the praise he received for his role in Pirates to Richards and wants him to be in the sequel as a way to thank him.

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    Keith Richards can read ??
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    have you seen his daugters?

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    No ? Do you have pics ?

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    no

    i think they're twins (of pleasure)
    ...of course i could be confusing them with someone else

    there's too much filth in the world, i just can't keep up (ooh er missus)

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    they're a year or so apart.



    i don't know how old that pic is. one of them is modeling for Hilfiger now.

    Jade Jagger ain't bad lookin' either...

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    The one on the left looks like she got Keith's 5 o'clock shadow.

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    I thought Keif was already in 'Pirates of the Carribean' with Johnny Depp.....
    "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
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    "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
    "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
    "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
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    They look better than their old man, thats for sure! Old Keef needs to
    wear buttoned up shirts these days

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    Originally posted by PHOENIX
    Depp Courts Richards Again


    (05/05/04) -- As you know (unless you lived in a cave for the last year or two, which I envy you for), that movie star Johnny Depp modeled his Pirates of the Caribbean character "Jack Sparrow" after Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards. Well, the word on the street is that Depp is now trying to persuade the veteran rocker to play the role of "Sparrow's" father in the Pirates sequel. Oh yeah. And just in case Disney gets their briefs in a bunch about the fact that Keith is known for his drug habit as he is for his guitar licks, Depp says there's more behind the man than just his image: "People, sometimes, they think, Keith Richards, oh yeah, the '70s and the drugs, and the this and the that, he's just a burn out. Not at all. He's one of the brightest most well read people I've ever met in my life." Depp owed all the praise he received for his role in Pirates to Richards and wants him to be in the sequel as a way to thank him.
    Drugs and Keith.......I don't see the connection???

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