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As you all know earlier this week I was indicted by the federal government, for an alleged underground gerbil fighting ring at the WARF compound. They are currently investigating my household and collecting evidence for my trial to be named at a later date. Fantasy Baseball Commisioner James Pete has ruled myself eligiable to play until convicted of these felony charges. The Feds are also investigating fellow fantasy manager Dameon Dombrock into this alleged gerbil fighting ring... where they have taken middle class champion "Tee-Tee" and #1 contender "Gerbie Gonzalez" into custody for DNA samples... in what experts declare to be apparent blood and semen stains belonging to Mr. Dameon Dombrock found within their cages. Disgruntled Fantasy Owner Va Beach VH Fan claims he knew about this illegal activity since as far back as 2004... but also stated that other several fantasy teams have participated in these events. However, these details were declared false as a cover-up to get The Confluence's shitty ass team out of last place. As it was revealed rival team "EYES" has not been involved in these brutal torture of gerbils... as in fact... Eyes of the night was merely away because the library was closed over the weekend. More Details as this develops... and sorry to all the managers affected by this incident.
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An update has been leaked that WARF has been making the Gerbils work overtime...fighting until 2-3 am...and then being used in other illicit activities a la Richard Gere:eek:sigpicRoth Army CanadaComment
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What the FUCK, WARF?
Those documents are supposed to be sealed!!
But since it's out, I may as well clarify......
I am not, nor have I ever been....a gerbil fucker.
I was injecting them with my DNA to make super gerbils.
It was WARF's idea...honest.
We can make millions he says......
We'll be real pimps and ballers he says........
I'm seeking separate council from now on. I'm bouts to roll over on WARF's ass....Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtimeComment
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OK...no, we have to stand together.....
God DAMN, I'm fucking paranoid!!
I'm too pretty to go to jail.
Attica! Attica! Attica!Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtimeComment
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Ain't that the fuckin' truth !!!Originally posted by WARF
Disgruntled Fantasy Owner Va Beach VH Fan
I was just trying to get back at you for all of those stupid ass trade requests....Originally posted by WARF
However, these details were declared false as a cover-up to get The Confluence's shitty ass team out of last place.
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OK, OK ... Gerbils ... great ...indicted ... wonderful ...
Before they fry you WARF ... how bout my trade offer first?Comment
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Ahhh ... you declined it.
Ok, Mr. Federalis ... do what you must.Comment
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I can just see all the Gerbil rights activist holding up their signs outside the courthouse...Rodents have rights too!!Comment
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New evidence has come to surface in this case...This picture has been released by the fine folks from PETA...evidently taken from the WARF compound..
Notice the beady red eyes...looks like the introduction of chemicals is certainly influencing this animals behavior.
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WARF..hire a lawyer..you are caught red handed
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God damn that is hilariousComment
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Originally posted by Fairwrning
WARF..hire a lawyer..you are caught red handed
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I really thought Tee Tee was gonna win that fight!!Comment
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I'm ill mitch listen to my recording when i'm on the street you know i'm skateboardin'...Comment
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Ahhh...the good ol' days......Originally posted by WARF
I'm ill mitch listen to my recording when i'm on the street you know i'm skateboardin'...Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtimeComment
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