WHAT PIECE OF SHIT IS ON YOUR SHIT LIST???

[binnie]

Originally posted by sadaist
The Tao of Binnie

You should write a book like OJ Simpson did

"If I Hit It"

Ha Ha!

If I was to write a book on women, but in the style of OJ, it would most definately be called "Smell the Glove"!

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by binnie
Ha Ha!

If I was to write a book on women, but in the style of OJ, it would most definately be called "Smell the Glove"!

And my book? "Shit Sandwich: The Proper Technique and Pressure to Use To Eat My Asshole. By Eat My Asshole"

[binnie]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
And my book? "Shit Sandwich: The Proper Technique and Pressure to Use To Eat My Asshole. By Eat My Asshole"

It's got a certain *cough* ring *cough* to it.....

[Guitar Shark]

EMA for not putting this most excellent thread in the proper forum...

[Nickdfresh]

Ninety percent of the drivers in the greater Washington, D.C. metropolitan area...

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
EMA for not putting this most excellent thread in the proper forum...

Sharky's on my shit list. For putting me on his. Nyah!!

[Dan]

Anyone who's Likes,Assholes.

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Dan
Anyone who's Likes,Assholes.

Anyone without basic grammar skills.

[Nitro Express]

My first grade teacher.

A former boss in Rochester, New York

Dick Chenney

Donald Rumsfeld

George W. Bush

Rossie O Donnell

Sammy Hagar

[Dan]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Anyone without basic grammar skills.

Anyone who's on The Police Grammar Team.

[Antman]

My cunt ex wife.

[blonddgirl777]

Cops...
Especially the fat, donut eating ones that like to just sit there with their radar detector in one hand and their balls in the other...

Get those child molesters and rapists off the roads instead of running after ME!




I was not going that fast...

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Dan
Anyone who's on The Police Grammar Team.

You would just hate my Mom. (an ex-teacher)...
She corrects my authograph EVERYWHERE... eaven on my grocerie list!

[blonddgirl777]

What really does, piss me off are those fake and USELESS appologies from corporations.
The kind of conversations that will go nowhere and solve nothing...

"Mrs., where really sorry for the dellay..."
"Mrs., we appologize for the inconvenience..."
And all that fuck'n bullshit...

BULLSHIT!
NO, you don't feel sorry at all, for God sake, you don't eaven know me!
NO, you don't truely appologize... the fact is that the cie. you speak for will start the same "mistake" (usually in their $ favor) again and... appologize again... for nothing!

All I want to tell them is "Don't give me your nothing"... just shut the fuck up!

And I would blast in their ears "Don't Give Me Your Nothing" of Suicidal Tendencies so loud... their heads would bang on their desks all by itself!

[jhale667]

Originally posted by sadaist
The only cheating you probably get is when your right hand accuses the left.