WHAT PIECE OF SHIT IS ON YOUR SHIT LIST???

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Name the person, persons, corporations, wife, ex-wife, HMO, fellow poster, little-dicked little-shit shit-head who's harshing on your mellow. List reasons why, what you'd like to do, when you'd like to do it, what you'd like playing in the stereo in the background as you do so, whatever....

Enjoy!!!

[Diamondjimi]

Too many to list...

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Lately, myself.

[Terry]

Can't really name any I deal with on a personal basis, mostly because I just don't associate with assholes anymore.

Think just greedy people in general - people who equate a person's net value with net worth...how much does one really need? Most CEO's seem to take zero responsibility if they leave a company and the stock has devalued during their tenure (in fact many punch their own tickets on the way out to the tune of hundreds of millions).

Most politicians seem at best inept and at worst corrupt. This includes both major political parties.

Insurance companies.

Meth heads.

Essentially people who don't respect others around them. Be it businessman buying an oversized pickup truck (probably to compensate for a small penis) that they have no intention of ever hauling anything around in, while buring gas at 10 MPG and sucking it up faster than the rest of us...religious nuts who try to enforce their beliefs on everyone else through legislation...senior managers at companies that happily "downsize" lesser paid employees to boost productivity (which, bottom line is only boosting the pocketbook of the top earners)...

...the mass media for pretty much neglecting serious issues in a rush to do their part in oversaturating the airwaves about the latest non-talent celebs and their mistakes...

...an apathetic public...

diamondjimi is right - too many to list.

[FORD]

If I responded to this thread with my true thoughts, I'd probably be visited by Reichland Security within an hour.

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by FORD
If I responded to this thread with my true thoughts, I'd probably be visited by Reichland Security within an hour.

Ah, but YOU, Ford, were one of the people I was thinking of when I wrote this thread! C'mon, let loose...

How about start small, and start with particular businesses and stores you don't like, and work your way to the BCE...

[ODShowtime]

The credit managers at Bank of America need a solid kick in the balls...

1/2 of America for being retarded...

Brady Quinn for being gay...

Anyone who profits from spam...

Yeah, there's too many to list

[FORD]

Okay..... right now YOU TUBE is on the top of my shit list. Seems the now completely RIAA submissive ASSHOLES deleted my fucking account because of ONE video they didn't think I should have.

Listen up you fascist cocksucking TOOLS!! It's a shitty quality video that streams across the internet. 99% of the population wouldn't know how to download the fucking things, and those who do would only do so for their own use because the lifespan of a video on your corporate cocksucking website is less than that of a motherfucking FRUIT FLY

Either way, nobody is profiting from this shit, nobody is losing money, so why don't you BACK THE GODDAMN FUCK OFF ALREADY????



(There, how was that for a rant?)

[PlexiBrown]

Seems the now completely RIAA submissive ASSHOLES deleted my fucking account because of ONE video they didn't think I should have.

What was the video of?

[Redballjets88]

recently broke up with the girlfriend. hope she gets aids. cheating bitch.

[sadaist]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
recently broke up with the girlfriend. hope she gets aids. cheating bitch.

Don't worry bro. She'll fall ass over backwards for some other guy, and he'll end up cheating on her. Karma is a bitch. Best for you to hook up with a girl who's hotter than your ex and then by chance run into her when you're out on a date.

[bluemustard]

I said that 3 months ago..Youtube used to be one page worldwide..now when I log in they have all this dutch shit on there..they have different pages for each country..I don't mean the adds but the uploads too..(since google took over)They fucked up my account cause I uploaded Glaber Rocha who some say was killed by a doctor in Rio just like they say Lenny Bruce and Bill Hicks got killed by a hotshot.
(kevin Booth and Alex Jones once rapped about it).
I don't know what to believe.
I don't have the evidence but I've been trying to post this and rebooted my PC 6 times.
Anywhoo..
Fuckin a+
What a bunch of horseshit.
But people know it.
Fuck em hard
They are like little perverted kids with no class or heart.
Don't be surprised if you make a kickass film or music that it won't see the light of day.

[Dan]

All Sheep.

[bluemustard]

hell yeah!
Aloha Dan!

[Dan]

Originally posted by bluemustard
hell yeah!
Aloha Dan!

Cheers,BlueMustard. :bottle:

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by FORD
Okay..... right now YOU TUBE is on the top of my shit list. Seems the now completely RIAA submissive ASSHOLES deleted my fucking account because of ONE video they didn't think I should have.

Listen up you fascist cocksucking TOOLS!! It's a shitty quality video that streams across the internet. 99% of the population wouldn't know how to download the fucking things, and those who do would only do so for their own use because the lifespan of a video on your corporate cocksucking website is less than that of a motherfucking FRUIT FLY

Either way, nobody is profiting from this shit, nobody is losing money, so why don't you BACK THE GODDAMN FUCK OFF ALREADY????



(There, how was that for a rant?)

It's a start...

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
recently broke up with the girlfriend. hope she gets aids. cheating bitch.

Can you blame her? Who even knew you had a girlfriend? You're on here 24 goddamn 7, for chrissake! If you were both in your 50s and married 30 years, okay, maybe, but you're a friggin' teenager! You should be so uncontrollably horny that you should be getting off to more than Sadaist's (PERFECT) signature! Get off the computer and get on top of the damn girl!!! Sheesh!

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Dan
All Sheep.

And you, Dan, you of all people better shut up, b/c YOU, and all you goddamn Kiwis, are still on the top of my Shit List.

Nearly go and kill Keith Richards, the utter NERVE...

[Redballjets88]

Originally posted by sadaist
Don't worry bro. She'll fall ass over backwards for some other guy, and he'll end up cheating on her. Karma is a bitch. Best for you to hook up with a girl who's hotter than your ex and then by chance run into her when you're out on a date.

thanks man, im not too worried, in the end it's just a notch in the belt.

[Redballjets88]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Can you blame her? Who even knew you had a girlfriend? You're on here 24 goddamn 7, for chrissake! If you were both in your 50s and married 30 years, okay, maybe, but you're a friggin' teenager! You should be so uncontrollably horny that you should be getting off to more than Sadaist's (PERFECT) signature! Get off the computer and get on top of the damn girl!!! Sheesh!

settle down bud im not on that much just the past 3 weeks i have been on more than usual and i had plenty of time for the bitch.

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
settle down bud im not on that much just the past 3 weeks i have been on more than usual and i had plenty of time for the bitch.

Well, apparently not enough, if she needed to go find somone else to spoon with...

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
recently broke up with the girlfriend. hope she gets aids. cheating bitch.

less time online maybe?:confused:

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by Dan
All Sheep.

Buffet fans= parrot heads

fans= muttonheads?

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by hideyoursheep
less time online maybe?:confused:

Hmmm...is ANYONE beginning to detect a trend?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by sadaist
Karma is a bitch.

Actually, it's not. Regularly speaking, the people who do the most shitty, asshole, bitchy, overwhelmingly fucking EVIL THINGS to the people who care about them most generally end up doing quite well for themselves. Especially when they're female and have a great rack. When THAT'S the case, they know perfectly fucking well that they can fuck over anybody they like, get anything they like, and marry whoever's got the most fucking money to take care of them forever.

THAT, kids, is called "reality".

The very best you can do is just go on with life and make your own fucking self happy and HOPE there's an afterlife where real judgment will kick them in the ass.

[Dan]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
And you, Dan, you of all people better shut up, b/c YOU, and all you goddamn Kiwis, are still on the top of my Shit List.

Nearly go and kill Keith Richards, the utter NERVE...

LOL

Keith Richards is still alive and Loving it.

BTW......I'm watching You.

[GO-SPURS-GO]

Originally posted by bueno bob

The very best you can do is just go on with life and make your own fucking self happy and HOPE there's an afterlife where real judgment will kick them in the ass.

5 STARS!!!!

[binnie]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
recently broke up with the girlfriend. hope she gets aids. cheating bitch.

binnie's advice: get a hotter girlfriend.

Not only will this piss off your ex, it is about evolution. Getting a new girlfriend is like getting a new job - each one has to be slightly better than the last.

It's all about progression when it comes to pussy.....

Seriosuly though, don't waste your time being down about it - get back in the game!

[sadaist]

Originally posted by hideyoursheep
less time online maybe?:confused:

Jackass. His 4.42 posts per day compared to your 10.87 posts per day is laughable. At least he had a girlfriend to cheat on him. The only cheating you probably get is when your right hand accuses the left.

[sadaist]

Originally posted by binnie
binnie's advice: get a hotter girlfriend.

Getting a new girlfriend is like getting a new job - each one has to be slightly better than the last.

It's all about progression when it comes to pussy.....

The Tao of Binnie

You should write a book like OJ Simpson did

"If I Hit It"

[binnie]

Originally posted by sadaist
The Tao of Binnie

You should write a book like OJ Simpson did

"If I Hit It"

Ha Ha!

If I was to write a book on women, but in the style of OJ, it would most definately be called "Smell the Glove"!

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by binnie
Ha Ha!

If I was to write a book on women, but in the style of OJ, it would most definately be called "Smell the Glove"!

And my book? "Shit Sandwich: The Proper Technique and Pressure to Use To Eat My Asshole. By Eat My Asshole"

[binnie]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
And my book? "Shit Sandwich: The Proper Technique and Pressure to Use To Eat My Asshole. By Eat My Asshole"

It's got a certain *cough* ring *cough* to it.....

[Guitar Shark]

EMA for not putting this most excellent thread in the proper forum...

[Nickdfresh]

Ninety percent of the drivers in the greater Washington, D.C. metropolitan area...

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
EMA for not putting this most excellent thread in the proper forum...

Sharky's on my shit list. For putting me on his. Nyah!!

[Dan]

Anyone who's Likes,Assholes.

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Dan
Anyone who's Likes,Assholes.

Anyone without basic grammar skills.

[Nitro Express]

My first grade teacher.

A former boss in Rochester, New York

Dick Chenney

Donald Rumsfeld

George W. Bush

Rossie O Donnell

Sammy Hagar

[Dan]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Anyone without basic grammar skills.

Anyone who's on The Police Grammar Team.