My cunt ex wife.
My cunt ex wife.
When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.
Cops...
Especially the fat, donut eating ones that like to just sit there with their radar detector in one hand and their balls in the other...
Get those child molesters and rapists off the roads instead of running after ME!
I was not going that fast...
Last edited by blonddgirl777; 08-02-2007 at 10:31 PM.
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Originally posted by Nitro Express
... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpgOriginally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
[B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...Originally posted by VanHalener
... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...Originally posted by FORD
... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...
You would just hate my Mom. (an ex-teacher)...Originally posted by Dan
Anyone who's on The Police Grammar Team.
She corrects my authograph EVERYWHERE... eaven on my grocerie list!
What really does, piss me off are those fake and USELESS appologies from corporations.
The kind of conversations that will go nowhere and solve nothing...
"Mrs., where really sorry for the dellay..."
"Mrs., we appologize for the inconvenience..."
And all that fuck'n bullshit...
BULLSHIT!
NO, you don't feel sorry at all, for God sake, you don't eaven know me!
NO, you don't truely appologize... the fact is that the cie. you speak for will start the same "mistake" (usually in their $ favor) again and... appologize again... for nothing!
All I want to tell them is "Don't give me your nothing"... just shut the fuck up!
And I would blast in their ears "Don't Give Me Your Nothing" of Suicidal Tendencies so loud... their heads would bang on their desks all by itself!
Originally posted by sadaist
The only cheating you probably get is when your right hand accuses the left.
See this thread for what pisses me off!! :
http://rotharmy.com/forums/showthrea...threadid=48364
I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time. ~Susie Q 2009
We are on the same page on this one.Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Cops...
Especially the fat, donut eating ones that like to just sit there with their radar detector in one hand and their balls in the other...
Get those child molesters and rapists off the roads instead of running after ME!
I was not going that fast...
This kind of traffic policing is just a way of levying an additional tax on car drivers.
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
Plus, you don't need to be a cop to hand out tickets and do the clown at an intersection!Originally posted by binnie
We are on the same page on this one.
This kind of traffic policing is just a way of levying an additional tax on car drivers.
Whoa, BG, you are HARD-FUCKIN'-CORE. Not only have you had sexual relations with clowns, but you've done it right on major intersections. Rock on, Cowgirl!!!Originally posted by blonddgirl777
you don't need to be a cop to do the clown at an intersection!
RIM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
"apologies"Originally posted by blonddgirl777
appologies
"Mrs., where really sorry for the dellay..."
you don't eaven know me!
NO, you don't truely appologize...
... appologize again...
"We're really sorry for the delay"
"You don't even know me"
"Truly apologize"
etc
Phuck ewe, Kiwi!!!Originally posted by Dan
Anyone who's on The Police Grammar Team.
Shit!Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
... Not only have you had sexual relations with clowns...
That was YOU under that costume :confused:
Now everyone knows my fetish...
That's it... next time I hear some stranger telling me they are sorry (on behalf of a corporation), I will just go at it...Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
"apologies"
"We're really sorry for the delay"
"You don't even know me"
"Truly apologize"...
I will start a conversation about how really sorry they are and try to make them feel better about what's happening to me (because of them).
If they bring up that "sorry feeling", we will talk about feelings, see how they feel about that.
As for appologies, I will simply tell them (as I usually do) that those won't get me anywhere and if they truely mean it... then I want to see a change, a result and I want them to make sure I am truely satisfy before I hang up... orelse, I will tell them to shuve those useless appologies up their's! (as I sometimes do)...
LMAO...
Missed the point entirely.
Classic.
ROTH ARMY MILITIA
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
The BCE is at the top of my shit list. They give evil a bad name!
Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Originally Posted by Sockfucker
Actually, if you think about it, Milton's interpretation of Satan in Paradise Lost is one who believes in the power of the individual, rather than the collective serving a greater good.Originally posted by Satan
The BCE is at the top of my shit list. They give evil a bad name!
Likewise, the Republican credo of the private sector can accomplish more than the public and that "big government causes more problems than fixes" kind of goes right in line.
Get your panties out of your snatch,shithead. You his fucking legal guardian now?Originally posted by sadaist
Jackass. His 4.42 posts per day compared to your 10.87 posts per day is laughable. At least he had a girlfriend to cheat on him. The only cheating you probably get is when your right hand accuses the left.
Way to keep score, Mr. Wizard. Now go find the post where I'm crying about losing my splittail.
You ASS U me wrong once again.
Another one that never finished Jr.High.....Originally posted by jhale667
I had an old job where my supervisor was an irresponsible idiot: never returned emails, would forget promises he'd made, etc. After a year of dealing with his horseshit, I decided I was going to go to HIS supervisor to complain.
A fellow co-worker who knew ALL the company inside gossip talked me out of it. Why? My supervisor was dating HIS supervisor, unbeknoest to THEIR supervisors.
FUUUUUUUUUCKERS!!!
Yeah, but when I had to deal with customers when I worked for a big corporation I just told them if I had that kind of authority and power, I wouldn't be on the phone talking to them.Originally posted by blonddgirl777
That's it... next time I hear some stranger telling me they are sorry (on behalf of a corporation), I will just go at it...
I will start a conversation about how really sorry they are and try to make them feel better about what's happening to me (because of them).
If they bring up that "sorry feeling", we will talk about feelings, see how they feel about that.
As for appologies, I will simply tell them (as I usually do) that those won't get me anywhere and if they truely mean it... then I want to see a change, a result and I want them to make sure I am truely satisfy before I hang up... orelse, I will tell them to shuve those useless appologies up their's! (as I sometimes do)...
No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
Then they want to talk to a supervisor. Go ahead. In fact, talk to the highest one in the dept. It will do know good. Why? Because the decision was made at corporate headquarters by people who make millions by quitting or getting fired.
The CEO of this company I used to work for got fired and she got a $24 million severance package. Do they give a shit? Nope.
Now you are complaining to someone who works for an outsourcer who technically doesn't even work for the company. I think there should be a law that says temps and employees of other companies like Convergys can't say they work for the company they are doing phone work for. It's misleading the customer.
Now you talk to some guy in Bombay who doesn't even work for the company you called. You have Baji Rasheed who works for Boiler Room Outsourcers and not the bank you thought you were calling.
In reallity, I feel bad for those who have to work customer's service in some cies...Originally posted by Nitro Express
Yeah, but when I had to deal with customers when I worked for a big corporation I just told them if I had that kind of authority and power, I wouldn't be on the phone talking to them.
I mean we always shoot the messenger who's just doing his job and probably understands you but can't admitt it!
Them, and the Jehova's witness that go door to door on saturday mornings and ring your bell at 8:00 AM
Although, I have no shame to send them to hell... they don't HAVE TO disturb people... they just choose to!
Michael Anthony. Ultimately, it's no one's fault but his own that he's not part of this reunion.
I don't disagree with you, but you should know that the JW's don't believe in Hell, so when you tell them to go there, how can they take that seriously?Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Them, and the Jehova's witness that go door to door on saturday mornings and ring your bell at 8:00 AM
Although, I have no shame to send them to hell... they don't HAVE TO disturb people... they just choose to!
If they disturb you on Saturday morning, you should tell them that you're Seventh Day Adventist (or Jewish) and that they just really pissed God off by bugging you on the Sabbath.
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
I don't disagree with you, but you should know that the JW's don't believe in Hell, so when you tell them to go there, how can they take that seriously?Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Them, and the Jehova's witness that go door to door on saturday mornings and ring your bell at 8:00 AM
Although, I have no shame to send them to hell... they don't HAVE TO disturb people... they just choose to!
If they disturb you on Saturday morning, you should tell them that you're Seventh Day Adventist (or Jewish) and that they just really pissed God off by bugging you on the Sabbath.
Why, is there 'some assembly required'?Assemble the assholes in your life HERE
According to some proctologists who have patients with collapsed colons, yes. :eek:Originally posted by Hardrock69
Why, is there 'some assembly required'?
BUMP!!!
I Need A Shit.
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
So your lack of ability to take that shit is the piece of shit that is on your shit list? :confused:Originally posted by Dan
I Need A Shit.
my shit list is way too long to mention.......but i know sammy hagar is somewhere near the top of it........behind ex's and mose important shit. bridge drone troll spammy van spambonechedheadredpolesmokergaygar is in my top 5 biggest suck ass pieces of shit in rock and roll shitlist.
"It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond
NickDFresh.
I hate him.
NickDFresh.
I hate him.
Fag.Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
NickDFresh.
I hate him.
my former friend kimberly stupid crazy bitch she needs to go to a mental institution and stay there forever fucking whore
Did She Sleep With Your BoyFriend?Originally posted by Vanessa
my former friend kimberly stupid crazy bitch she needs to go to a mental institution and stay there forever fucking whore
That's what we love about you Dan: tact.Originally posted by Dan
Did She Sleep With Your BoyFriend?
If so, was the event YouTubed?Originally posted by Dan
Did She Sleep With Your BoyFriend?
Just Trying To Be A Big Brother To Those Who Need One.Originally posted by binnie
That's what we love about you Dan: tact.
Originally posted by Dan
Did She Sleep With Your BoyFriend?
no (i hope not!) she's obessed with buying clothes and makeup. about 2 months ago we went to macy's i was going to buy a purse she dissapeared i didn't pay attention like 15 minutes later she came back
saying we had to leave she looked nervous we were leaving when security asked us to follow them i was confused we went into some office and they asked us to empty our bags that bitch had stole $250 of makeup they didn't find anything in my purse they were going to call the police and she started crying and saying that i forced her to steal the makeup that i threatened her i was shocked and they believed her too police came and filed a report on both of us and we're banned from that store it was so embarrasing now everyone in my family thinks i'm a thief i told the police i had money to buy that makeup they said that problaby i wasn't lying but i was covering for her and the fact that i was with her when they caught her so they tought i had something to do with it i hate her she's crazy
Dan does his job A+++! ThanX Mate!Originally posted by Dan
Just Trying To Be A Big Brother To Those Who Need One.
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