Wolfgang Van Halen Rockstar!!

[Shrek the Ogre]

[Shrek the Ogre]

[Redballjets88]

he looks like the fat kid from the Tenasious D movie.

[PlexiBrown]

Those pics are 3 years old.

[PSYCHOVHFAN]

I got a feeling Wolfgang is who we have to thank for this reunion.

[Fuct Jup]

Originally posted by PSYCHOVHFAN
I got a feeling Wolfgang is who we have to thank for this reunion.

interesting observation, you might be right.

[jero]

Originally posted by Fuct Jup
interesting observation, you might be right.

hmmm. He liked the old stuff better, Ed once said.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Shrek the Ogre

you're an idiot

boys bodies change the most between the age of 13-16

the kid had probably just begun puberty in that pic and has grown several inches taller and has slimmed down immensely

I would love to see a pic of you during the awkward 13 year old range

anyway...whats this guys excuse??

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by PSYCHOVHFAN
I got a feeling Wolfgang is who we have to thank for this reunion.

very good point

5 stars

[binnie]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl

"Arrrgh! Sam you said you were gonna lube up!!

[Angel]

Originally posted by binnie
"Arrrgh! Sam you said you were gonna lube up!!

You're fucking sick!

[thome]

I hope the kid gets a new -Buget- with the record /tour contract and maybe some friend of Daves(stylish babe) can get him some threads with style.

Ed seems to be handing down his old wino clothes.
(I just blew any backstage pass chance, rite there)

But then I dressed worse than that when I was that age so....

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by PSYCHOVHFAN
I got a feeling Wolfgang is who we have to thank for this reunion.

That's pretty much been established as fact.

There's a thread on here somewhere from earlier this year in which that very topic is discussed.

I don't remember the exact context in which it came up, but there was information about Wolfgang "coaching" his (then) drunken, wasted father through playing the CVH catalog by using his iPod.

Wolfie is very much a CVH fan and is not doubt a part of the momentum behind the reunion.

As for the rest of the momentum? HEY....Must be the moneeeeyyy...

[finallyin2007]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
he looks like the fat kid from the Tenasious D movie.

he was 13 you fucking asshole. evidently he was more intelligent than you are today. it takes a real tough man to pick on kids.

[Nickdfresh]

Courtesy of Voivod

[PSYCHOVHFAN]

Wolf's love of CVH music is part of it, but more so, I am referring to Eddie, a father, getting his act together, for himself, the band, but more substantially for his son. Could have a lasting effect. Also, the infusion of young blood ain't a bad thing.

[Fuct Jup]

recent pic of Wolf

[bantonelli]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
you're an idiot

boys bodies change the most between the age of 13-16

the kid had probably just begun puberty in that pic and has grown several inches taller and has slimmed down immensely

I would love to see a pic of you during the awkward 13 year old range

anyway...whats this guys excuse??

DG IS RIGHT!!!!

Besides, Fuct Jup.....how can you dispute Wolfie's look in the official RS cover photo from January? He was not the chubby cub as previously known....he's a healthy, bright teen who is inspiring his Dad to get back to the classic basics and helping Ed keep his mind off the booze....

Give Wolfie a break - you may even thank him! He's THE inspiration for Ed AND he dig's kick-ass ROTH era......period.

[Nickdfresh]

Oh who gives a fuck who's chubby, who has a chubby, and who's not?

A 16-year old ain't gonna cut this gig, nor will he be able to sing Anthony's parts. He's admitted it himself. He shouldn't even be on the stage with 50-somethings..

Yeah, and if you somehow "blame Michael Anthony" for this fiasco, or try to turn this into some Anthony vs. Wolfgang contest based on appearances, you're clearly out of your fucking minds.

And I'd wait before buying tickets if I had any intention of going, because this thing ain't gonna last 50-shows as it's goin' now..

And anyone who thinks any differently, just check the last eleven years of bullshit that continues...

[thome]

I have stated this before but there are so many threads.

I "Knew this Guy" not me, who was 17 and played drums for a band of 26 + year olds, because he was fast as snot, young, strong and had tons of gas.Talented was not the word -Phenom- would suit better.

He could hand it DOWN! at live performances easy, yet there were not 10,000 seat areanas .

But just the same it's about the music not where you are. If you are proficient(sp) at your end, so be it.

The hard part was"" ALLWAYS"" he was underage at a 21 drinking establishment.

Some dudes were cool, but sometimes the management would cancel the gig even after he was all set up.

I still say LoMenzo would be so cool for this gig he is just one of the best 2 from Daves camp Ed & Al 2 from VH camp.
He is out w/Megadeth I believe.?

If Val lets him home school on the road and he can play the music.
Athorities, Lawyers, Mothers against teen boys getting down, whoever?

I say let's see what he's got.

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by Fuct Jup
recent pic of Wolf

Looks like ole Wolfgang has been working out.


So much for peoples Fat Bastard theory.
KICK SOME ASS WOLFGANG!

[Little Lamont]

I've always been all about having Mike on this tour but last night I changed my mind. I saw a clip from the 2004 tour where Wolfie came out during Ed's solo and played 316. It was obvious that Ed adored the boy. I feel the same way about my own son.

Suddenly it all made sense. If I was a big rock star, I'd damn well have my boy up there with me if I could. And I'd tell anyone who didn't like it to kiss my black ass.

So goodbye Mike, it's been fun.

And a big welcome to Wolfgang from Lamont. Sorry it took me so long to understand that shit.

[Fuct Jup]

Originally posted by Little Lamont
I've always been all about having Mike on this tour but last night I changed my mind. I saw a clip from the 2004 tour where Wolfie came out during Ed's solo and played 316. It was obvious that Ed adored the boy. I feel the same way about my own son.

Suddenly it all made sense. If I was a big rock star, I'd damn well have my boy up there with me if I could. And I'd tell anyone who didn't like it to kiss my black ass.

So goodbye Mike, it's been fun.

And a big welcome to Wolfgang from Lamont. Sorry it took me so long to understand that shit.

I hear ya amigo. I have been saying this too (on another site). I have two kids, one of them is big into his guitars. We jam all the time and he's pretty good. I would want him there to, but only if I thought he could pull it off. I don't think that Ed is that much of a shitty dad to put his kid through something he couldn't do.

Besides Dave would never go for it if Wolf couldn't deliver the goods.

VIVA Van Halen

[Redballjets88]

Originally posted by finallyin2007
he was 13 you fucking asshole. evidently he was more intelligent than you are today. it takes a real tough man to pick on kids.

i said he looks like someone you fuck. it wasn't to pick on him. why don't go go fuck a kid you pedophile faggot. fuck you.

[Redballjets88]

Originally posted by Fuct Jup
recent pic of Wolf

who's the chick?

[Nickdfresh]

Ed's porn publicist girlfriend...

[Little Lamont]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
i said he looks like someone you fuck.

My man, you really need to learn about commas.

[Nickdfresh]

Ed's porn publicist girlfriend...

[delta5150]

Wolfie looks like the incredible hulk, could it be a photoshop pic?

By the way he's left hand looks way bigger than his right hand, hence he's been staying more than 45 mins in the toilet jeje! sorry bad joke

[DrMaddVibe]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Oh who gives a fuck who's chubby, who has a chubby, and who's not?

A 16-year old ain't gonna cut this gig, nor will he be able to sing Anthony's parts. He's admitted it himself. He shouldn't even be on the stage with 50-somethings..

Yeah, and if you somehow "blame Michael Anthony" for this fiasco, or try to turn this into some Anthony vs. Wolfgang contest based on appearances, you're clearly out of your fucking minds.

And I'd wait before buying tickets if I had any intention of going, because this thing ain't gonna last 50-shows as it's goin' now..

And anyone who thinks any differently, just check the last eleven years of bullshit that continues...

You've lost your fucking mind!

What a Cunt!

[Hyman Roth]

He looks like a midget with a watermelon head.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
You've lost your fucking mind!

What a Cunt!

I think you mean, "you're a fucking cunt." As in, no, you're a fucking cunt...

[jhale667]

Originally posted by thome
I have stated this before but there are so many threads.

I "Knew this Guy" not me, who was 17 and played drums for a band of 26 + year olds, because he was fast as snot, young, strong and had tons of gas.

Loathe as I am to agree with Thome on anything, it's entirely possible the kid can play. When I was 17 I was getting snuck into clubs, playing gigs with 30-somethings...it happens...

[Shrek the Ogre]

wolf with daves son.

[Hyman Roth]

um...Alex's son?

[Pasadena Bunnie]

Could it be that Wolfie has the talent like the 17 yr.old Neal Schon when he was asked to play with the already successful Santana?

Not saying he's a prodigy like Schon, but maybe he can carry his own ? Soon, we'll know.

[Hyman Roth]

Could it be that your vagina smells worse than a dumpster behind an aquarium in August? I hope I never know.

[chi-town324]

some genes are passed down and the kid becomes even better than the dad....like in sports....Ken Griffey JR...Barry Bonds for example..could he one day even play better than dad? Ed seems to think so....

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Pasadena Bunnie
Could it be that Wolfie has the talent like the 17 yr.old Neal Schon when he was asked to play with the already successful Santana?

Not saying he's a prodigy like Schon, but maybe he can carry his own ? Soon, we'll know.

Or that Schon had to audition to get the job? Instead of being in some big shitty nepotism play?

[Hyman Roth]

Dude - you have to explain to Funny Bunny what "nepotism" means.