"Where the F*ck is Michael Anthony" T-Shirts

[DLR2007]

Originally posted by Panamark


Didn't there used to be a "Who the Fuck is
Eddie Van Halen" Shirt ???

Here's a picture of Ed in it on the cover of an old Guitar World magazine.
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[HeathenClerk]

Hahahhaha awesome.

I love that my joke of a t-shirt pisses so many off. I couldn't give a fuck about MA being there, I just thought it'd be a nice middle finger wave with a shit eating grin in the crowd.

Fair-weather VH fan my ass, how many of you had a shitty local band write a song about you being such an insane follower of the original VH cult?

That's what I fuckin thought.

Let's fight!

The Heathen

[pjvan]

Front:

Where the fuck is bass player?

Back:

Face down in Cabo!

[delta5150]

Another VH shirt design

"Where's Alex's neck brace?"

[adamhlava]

[DrMaddVibe]

Fucking Links trolls.

His name is bassplayer.

Funny how you have to post over here. Why not go back to Cabo and roll in the goo.

[HeathenClerk]

I just want to pause for a moment and say that I fucking rule.

Thanks,

The Heathen

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
You know what, you fucking piece of shit, faggot-ass cock lover? I always liked your posts, but you want to quote me and then tell me that I am a closet Hagar fan? Fuck you. With a studded dildo right in your asshole, buddy. You WONT say that shit to my face - I guaren-damn-T it, you fucking jerk-off, closet homo. I would jack you up so hard you would NEVER come down!

My hatred of Sammy Hagar and his music is well documented and I tell you what: if I ever saw you face to face and you spoke to me like that - I don't care how many years you were in the armed forces and how many different ways they taught you to kill a man with your bare hands, I would hit you so hard in your jaw, you wouldn't fucking get up, partner. So you can talk all the shit on your computer you want to, pussy, talk is cheap. Say it to my face and I will rearrange yours so your boyfriend wont even recognize you.

Hyman ain't no closet Hagar fan.

You're way off-base there man!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by HeathenClerk
I just want to pause for a moment and say that I fucking rule.

Thanks,

The Heathen

LMFAO!!

The problem is you'd actually have to go to the concert for them to see that shit...

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by pjvan
Front:

Where the fuck is bass player?

Back:

Face down in Sammy!

Fixed.

[DrMaddVibe]

Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
Fixed.

HA!!

[thome]

I am going to treat this as a new shot for some great music.

The band with stand or fall on that.

If MA has a contract w/ the Spammy do you have any idea what a prick
he would be, If asked to let him (MA) out, it could be a money deal.

There is still a opportunity to see CVH, someday.

If Dave, Al, Ed, can let the old wounds heal so can I.

I can tell you this is the best group of VH in 23 years.

I'm DOWN!!

[Sammy Who??]

Originally posted by MAX
Let's up the ante another notch by creating a shirt that says "WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT MICHAEL ANTHONY?!??!?!?!?"

Why even acknowledge his absence on this tour at all? I don't give a fuck and neither will the thousands of folks going to the shows.

Mikey's sure cashing in though (awwww... he's the sweetest and most genuine person in vh ) with all of his recent radio interviews. Hey, he's gotta ride the coattails of this tour somehow, no? I guess, who can blame him cos the publicity for the VH shit will draw at least five or six Mikey Roy fans to their upcoming geekfests!!! Then the same pussys can suck, fuck and fondle each other to their heart's content.

Oh and for the last fucking time MICHAEL, spare us all with the "Sammy says he's all for a tour with both singers but Van Halen's NOT interested" crap. No shit Sherlock!!! As Loons has always said "Van Hagar Rest In Piss" and thankfully this tour's gonna finally nail that one in the coffin fo sho. As if they (Haganthony) actually needed any help after that pathetic embarrassment they did at the RNRHOF.

A better shirt would read "WHERE'S MICHAEL ANTHONY" on the front and on the back it reads "UP SAMMY HAGAR'S ASS!!!" or "RIGHT NOW HE'S NOT IN VAN HALEN!!!" Or Version two with the same on the front and on the back it reads "WHO FUCKING CARES?!?!?!?!?!"

Fuck yeah, this IS what I do best!!! Go figure? :fucku2:

Sorry for the rant cos as a musician, I'm making myself so sick it's pathetic!!! Pretty fucking STELLAR if I do say, no?

LMAO!!!

MONDAY MORNING (well noon here) cannot come soon enough!!!

STFU Salt Lake Slick!

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
Fucking Links trolls.

His name is bassplayer.

no...his name is TAFKAB...the asshole formely known as bassplayer...

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
You know what, you fucking piece of shit, faggot-ass cock lover? I always liked your posts, but you want to quote me and then tell me that I am a closet Hagar fan? Fuck you. With a studded dildo right in your asshole, buddy. You WONT say that shit to my face - I guaren-damn-T it, you fucking jerk-off, closet homo. I would jack you up so hard you would NEVER come down!

My hatred of Sammy Hagar and his music is well documented and I tell you what: if I ever saw you face to face and you spoke to me like that - I don't care how many years you were in the armed forces and how many different ways they taught you to kill a man with your bare hands, I would hit you so hard in your jaw, you wouldn't fucking get up, partner. So you can talk all the shit on your computer you want to, pussy, talk is cheap. Say it to my face and I will rearrange yours so your boyfriend wont even recognize you.

Look at who's coming unwrapped.

I took a piece of your post and ran with it and much like a condom, you've become ultra sensitive.

For the record, computer toughguy, it wasn't directed at you. Neither was Plexi's. Is it medication time?

But if I believed you to be a sheeplover, you'd fucking better believe I'd tell you personally.

Now, don't threaten me, shitbuiscut. You have no goddam intentions of backing it up. Otherwise, we COULD get together somehow, but it's gonna cost you. Put up some money and we can work something out maybe, if you really feel the need to be Billy Badass towards every poster here you don't agree with that strongly.



You obviously have me fucked up with someone you can bully.

I'll put up $500 says you can't touch me. Whaddya got?