"Where the F*ck is Michael Anthony" T-Shirts

[Hyman Roth]

Originally posted by hideyoursheep
That tear dried up 23 years ago.

Live in the now.

All you asspuppets saying "It' ain't Classic van halen if Mikey isn't there" *in high-pitched whiney voices* Never gave a rats dick about DAVE not being there and bought that shit up. So fuck you, fair weather closet Clownsuit fans. I'm going, with or without the dogwhistle MA voice. They canned Samsauceablowski, may as well can his fucking voice onstage, too.

I guarantee the BASS SOLO will be fucking better.

HI-OOOOOOH!!

You know what, you fucking piece of shit, faggot-ass cock lover? I always liked your posts, but you want to quote me and then tell me that I am a closet Hagar fan? Fuck you. With a studded dildo right in your asshole, buddy. You WONT say that shit to my face - I guaren-damn-T it, you fucking jerk-off, closet homo. I would jack you up so hard you would NEVER come down!

My hatred of Sammy Hagar and his music is well documented and I tell you what: if I ever saw you face to face and you spoke to me like that - I don't care how many years you were in the armed forces and how many different ways they taught you to kill a man with your bare hands, I would hit you so hard in your jaw, you wouldn't fucking get up, partner. So you can talk all the shit on your computer you want to, pussy, talk is cheap. Say it to my face and I will rearrange yours so your boyfriend wont even recognize you.

[Hyman Roth]

Originally posted by hideyoursheep
That tear dried up 23 years ago.

Live in the now.

All you asspuppets saying "It' ain't Classic van halen if Mikey isn't there" *in high-pitched whiney voices* Never gave a rats dick about DAVE not being there and bought that shit up. So fuck you, fair weather closet Clownsuit fans. I'm going, with or without the dogwhistle MA voice. They canned Samsauceablowski, may as well can his fucking voice onstage, too.

I guarantee the BASS SOLO will be fucking better.

HI-OOOOOOH!!

You have a lot of nerve making statements like that here. No balls, but a lot of nerve. Its not just me that thinks this tour is a sham. You have people out there that have given a lot more to the online Van Halen community than I have that feel this way ranging from Pojo himself to Brett to that ass-cookie Von Halen over at DDLR. You want to go see a predictable set list with a drunk Eddie Van Halen and David Lee Roth who sold his soul and his integrity to play for more than 700 people a night? Fine. Enjoy the $125.00 show. But you start making comments that people who don't feel the way you do are closet Sammy lovers and never supported Dave in the first place then YOU are the one with cum in your eyes...Dave's.

[Vinnie Velvet]

I say, for those who are not in support of the tour, fine. That's their choice.

For those who are, that's fine too. But shitting on people with either opinion is fucking sad.

At the end of the day, who fucking cares at this point. We all know it should've happened in 1996 (with Mike), but didn't.

I'm more interested to see and hear how this all turns out. If it sounds like shit, I'd be the first to say.

Until then....

[eddie78]

While your at it, make some "It ain't VH without Rudy Lieren" T-shirts, as well!
For fuck's sake, he's the Bass player.
Get over your loathing for Ed, and embrace the reunion with Dave.
Pleeeeaaaassssse!

[PlexiBrown]

The day I let you tell me what to post is the day I stop posting. So fuck off with your demands. I don't worship Mike Anthony, I somewhat worship the memory of Classic Van Halen.

Who the hell was saying anything to you? My post was a response to yet another Michael Anthony thread here.

[DLR2007]

Originally posted by Panamark


Didn't there used to be a "Who the Fuck is
Eddie Van Halen" Shirt ???

Here's a picture of Ed in it on the cover of an old Guitar World magazine.
<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z89/DLR84/7277751.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>

[HeathenClerk]

Hahahhaha awesome.

I love that my joke of a t-shirt pisses so many off. I couldn't give a fuck about MA being there, I just thought it'd be a nice middle finger wave with a shit eating grin in the crowd.

Fair-weather VH fan my ass, how many of you had a shitty local band write a song about you being such an insane follower of the original VH cult?

That's what I fuckin thought.

Let's fight!

The Heathen

[pjvan]

Front:

Where the fuck is bass player?

Back:

Face down in Cabo!

[delta5150]

Another VH shirt design

"Where's Alex's neck brace?"

[adamhlava]

[DrMaddVibe]

Fucking Links trolls.

His name is bassplayer.

Funny how you have to post over here. Why not go back to Cabo and roll in the goo.

[HeathenClerk]

I just want to pause for a moment and say that I fucking rule.

Thanks,

The Heathen

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
You know what, you fucking piece of shit, faggot-ass cock lover? I always liked your posts, but you want to quote me and then tell me that I am a closet Hagar fan? Fuck you. With a studded dildo right in your asshole, buddy. You WONT say that shit to my face - I guaren-damn-T it, you fucking jerk-off, closet homo. I would jack you up so hard you would NEVER come down!

My hatred of Sammy Hagar and his music is well documented and I tell you what: if I ever saw you face to face and you spoke to me like that - I don't care how many years you were in the armed forces and how many different ways they taught you to kill a man with your bare hands, I would hit you so hard in your jaw, you wouldn't fucking get up, partner. So you can talk all the shit on your computer you want to, pussy, talk is cheap. Say it to my face and I will rearrange yours so your boyfriend wont even recognize you.

Hyman ain't no closet Hagar fan.

You're way off-base there man!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by HeathenClerk
I just want to pause for a moment and say that I fucking rule.

Thanks,

The Heathen

LMFAO!!

The problem is you'd actually have to go to the concert for them to see that shit...

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by pjvan
Front:

Where the fuck is bass player?

Back:

Face down in Sammy!

Fixed.

[DrMaddVibe]

Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
Fixed.

HA!!

[thome]

I am going to treat this as a new shot for some great music.

The band with stand or fall on that.

If MA has a contract w/ the Spammy do you have any idea what a prick
he would be, If asked to let him (MA) out, it could be a money deal.

There is still a opportunity to see CVH, someday.

If Dave, Al, Ed, can let the old wounds heal so can I.

I can tell you this is the best group of VH in 23 years.

I'm DOWN!!

[Sammy Who??]

Originally posted by MAX
Let's up the ante another notch by creating a shirt that says "WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT MICHAEL ANTHONY?!??!?!?!?"

Why even acknowledge his absence on this tour at all? I don't give a fuck and neither will the thousands of folks going to the shows.

Mikey's sure cashing in though (awwww... he's the sweetest and most genuine person in vh ) with all of his recent radio interviews. Hey, he's gotta ride the coattails of this tour somehow, no? I guess, who can blame him cos the publicity for the VH shit will draw at least five or six Mikey Roy fans to their upcoming geekfests!!! Then the same pussys can suck, fuck and fondle each other to their heart's content.

Oh and for the last fucking time MICHAEL, spare us all with the "Sammy says he's all for a tour with both singers but Van Halen's NOT interested" crap. No shit Sherlock!!! As Loons has always said "Van Hagar Rest In Piss" and thankfully this tour's gonna finally nail that one in the coffin fo sho. As if they (Haganthony) actually needed any help after that pathetic embarrassment they did at the RNRHOF.

A better shirt would read "WHERE'S MICHAEL ANTHONY" on the front and on the back it reads "UP SAMMY HAGAR'S ASS!!!" or "RIGHT NOW HE'S NOT IN VAN HALEN!!!" Or Version two with the same on the front and on the back it reads "WHO FUCKING CARES?!?!?!?!?!"

Fuck yeah, this IS what I do best!!! Go figure? :fucku2:

Sorry for the rant cos as a musician, I'm making myself so sick it's pathetic!!! Pretty fucking STELLAR if I do say, no?

LMAO!!!

MONDAY MORNING (well noon here) cannot come soon enough!!!

STFU Salt Lake Slick!

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
Fucking Links trolls.

His name is bassplayer.

no...his name is TAFKAB...the asshole formely known as bassplayer...

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
You know what, you fucking piece of shit, faggot-ass cock lover? I always liked your posts, but you want to quote me and then tell me that I am a closet Hagar fan? Fuck you. With a studded dildo right in your asshole, buddy. You WONT say that shit to my face - I guaren-damn-T it, you fucking jerk-off, closet homo. I would jack you up so hard you would NEVER come down!

My hatred of Sammy Hagar and his music is well documented and I tell you what: if I ever saw you face to face and you spoke to me like that - I don't care how many years you were in the armed forces and how many different ways they taught you to kill a man with your bare hands, I would hit you so hard in your jaw, you wouldn't fucking get up, partner. So you can talk all the shit on your computer you want to, pussy, talk is cheap. Say it to my face and I will rearrange yours so your boyfriend wont even recognize you.

Look at who's coming unwrapped.

I took a piece of your post and ran with it and much like a condom, you've become ultra sensitive.

For the record, computer toughguy, it wasn't directed at you. Neither was Plexi's. Is it medication time?

But if I believed you to be a sheeplover, you'd fucking better believe I'd tell you personally.

Now, don't threaten me, shitbuiscut. You have no goddam intentions of backing it up. Otherwise, we COULD get together somehow, but it's gonna cost you. Put up some money and we can work something out maybe, if you really feel the need to be Billy Badass towards every poster here you don't agree with that strongly.



You obviously have me fucked up with someone you can bully.

I'll put up $500 says you can't touch me. Whaddya got?

[hideyoursheep]

Ok, I just got some pussy...I feel better...

I used to enjoy some of your posts too, hyman. They're becoming more juvenile lately like with the "I can back it up" bullshit. Who really gives a fuck if you think you can kick the world's ass? It's apparent you've never lost any freedom for 18 months off of your life for actually doing it, so if you have nothing to lose, you're already a loser.

You think the tour would be a sham? Don't go. You love classic VH? Me, too. No one is getting that back. Hell, even if they would have stayed together in 96 it wouldn't be like that again. A sham would have been a Drunken Master tour before rehab. Someone was not willing to book the tour, or promote it, whatever, whilst DEDward was fucked up a few months back.

I have a feeling there may be more to this kid's playing ability than we know if someone is willing to back the tour at this stage of the game. Having the same lineup as the RS cover didn't stop this one from being sceduled(?), so I'm saying the kid wasn't THE factor back in Feb..
If these guys suck and phone it in, it's over after the second show and there will be a fire sale @ TicketPimp provided it's not cancelled outright. If they don't, you'll be going-don't lie. Samsauceablowski really going to stop you from seeing them together for what will probably be the last time?

Then again, the press confrence may be their official retirement.Who knows?

That's my official take w/o any bullshit.

Let's continue....

[MAX]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
And Max, again, I resent the implication that because I am of the opinion that this tour is a complete fucking sham because all four members of the original band are not reunited and Ed has his kid on bass, only because of his overinflated ego, that I am a "geek[...]" and a "pussy". I assure you, Mr. Gladiator - I ain't no pussy. And I can back it up, too.

You fuckheads seem to forget that Ed and Al played with Sammy for quite a long time as well and were completly up to their eyeballs in redrocker SHIT....oh but that doesn't bother you one bit, huh?

And Hyman, again I apologize that you think my rants are directed towards people like yourself in anyway. I respect your opinion cos you state it and move on.

Again, my post was directed towards real internet fuckheads. No need to name any names cos those losers read these sites more than 99% of us do.

I'm stoked for this tour and am gonna have fun, if other folks need the bassplayer to feel happy, I'm fine with that. Honestly and at the end of the day, I could really care less cos I'm going as others are not.

However and again, you NEVER crossed my mind at all.

Peace.

[Nickdfresh]

Well, I want to hear Ed's response to that very question Monday, assuming they don't do a shit-the-bed redoux...