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Thread: Chilean newspaper confirms that Wolfgang is DLR's son

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    Chilean newspaper confirms that Wolfgang is DLR's son


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    well dave was talking all that dago spic shit

    maybe he's not really jewish after all ?

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    Let's just say the publisher and I were having a conversation...

    How do I tell him to eat shit and die in his own language?
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    I hope Ed does not understand Spanish because it will be a bad way to know that...
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    Well, Ed and Val are both quite short....why else would Wolf be taller than both of them...by quite a bit I might add.
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    One question.

    What the hell is Alex looking in that photo?

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    I think one of Dave's plugs popped out and Al watched it flutter to the ground. Was Dave too cheap to go for a full transplant? That is one receding side of his head. "Hiiiiii, table for 2"?

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    Originally posted by haha
    I think one of Dave's plugs popped out and Al watched it flutter to the ground. Was Dave too cheap to go for a full transplant? That is one receding side of his head. "Hiiiiii, table for 2"?

    ....And your point is? :confused:

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    dave hair jokes

    that's SO last century

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    Originally posted by haha
    I think one of Dave's plugs popped out and Al watched it flutter to the ground. Was Dave too cheap to go for a full transplant? That is one receding side of his head. "Hiiiiii, table for 2"?
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    Originally posted by haha
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    Originally posted by haha
    I think when I was born, I popped out and my birth parents watched me flutter to the ground. Were they too cheap to go to a real doctor? That's why one side of my head is flat. "Hiiiiii, when is the Other Half Brokeback World Tour"?


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    Originally posted by bastardog
    One question.

    What the hell is Alex looking in that photo?
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    "Lee Roth"...

    The singer is Edwin Van Halen, isn't he? :confused:

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    The writer is obviously on "The Other half's" payroll! Wantsbreak up the harmony within the band!

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    Originally posted by flappo
    well dave was talking all that dago spic shit

    maybe he's not really jewish after all ?
    so he is a black man trapped in a beaner's body?
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    Originally posted by bastardog
    One question.

    What the hell is Alex looking in that photo?
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    Vallerie is obviousely the mom but I think the kid looks more like uncle Al. Hey, he was over at Ed's all the time. Val had a few, Al had a few and it just happend.

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    Wow...

    I always thought Calderone was DLR's bastard love child!
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