Gone are the days when Dave was cool. He's got that fucking ridiculous fake skeletor grin going at the end of the press conference. If he's got that going, he's gonna have the chipmunk chirps going.
So much for "are you ready for it to be better than it ever fucking was".
Dave wanted us to judge harshly, and I'; gonna judge harshly. Big time. Put up or shut up Dave.
and................
"Hear that O.F.? If old school Army gals with solid track records of contribution choose to bless us with their tits, ass, vagina, or just sexy eye shots, leave them be (at least until I've had a chance to rub one out)..."
That is all.
Icon.
"we've always known that van hagar fans are the stupidest people on the planet but my god! "
Thank God we won't ever have to witness this again at a Van Halen concert.
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And God heard the voice of the lad. Then the angel of God called to Hagar out of heaven, and said to her, “What ails you, Hagar? Genesis 21:17
LMAO.
But we'll have to endure Dave's fake skeletor grin. Dave used to be cool for real. Now it's forced and unconvincing. He also had the fake forced laugh in the press conference. All this leads me to believe he's full of shit with the better than ever speach.
Classic VH was legit. That's what made it so powerful. If it's gonna be forced, it's gona be BS.
I'm having second thoughts about buying tickets. I just know it's gonna be disappointing. I don't wanna hear chipmunk chirps like karaoke night.
Dave, put up or shut up.
No shit!!Originally posted by PlexiBrown
Thank God we won't ever have to witness this again at a Van Halen concert.
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If you know that it is going to suck then why is there any question at all about whether you should buy tickets or not?I'm having second thoughts about buying tickets. I just know it's gonna be disappointing.
Originally posted by PlexiBrown
If you know that it is going to suck then why is there any question at all about whether you should buy tickets or not?
Because I'm not sure that it will. Part of me wants to believe. Then the reality is watching all of the horrific boots of Dave talking every song. He simply does not sing any more, and I have my doubts anything has changed.
I love Dave, but his voice has been shot to Hell since after 1991. I have yet to hear him sing a single song.
And part of the CVH magic was Dave's coolness. That too is long gone, sadly. He is but a shell of what he was, and even that is forced.
But miracles do happen, so I won't know till it happens.
Then just don't go man. I hear there are many tickets left for the other half....If that's more more taste. Aint nothin' skeleton about spambo.Originally posted by Baby's On Fire
LMAO.
But we'll have to endure Dave's fake skeletor grin.
I'm having second thoughts about buying tickets. I just know it's gonna be disappointing.
Dave, put up or shut up.
Originally posted by PlexiBrown
Thank God we won't ever have to witness this again at a Van Halen concert.
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Yes---but it WAS a good time to take a piss.
I think Dave will be Dave at the shows and that part will probably be cool...
But I am afraid to be dissapointed...
Then again, at the end of the day it's just a rock concert...
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Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
Sounds like you want it to be 1982 again. Well, it can't be.Originally posted by Baby's On Fire
Because I'm not sure that it will. Part of me wants to believe. Then the reality is watching all of the horrific boots of Dave talking every song. He simply does not sing any more, and I have my doubts anything has changed.
I love Dave, but his voice has been shot to Hell since after 1991. I have yet to hear him sing a single song.
And part of the CVH magic was Dave's coolness. That too is long gone, sadly. He is but a shell of what he was, and even that is forced.
But miracles do happen, so I won't know till it happens.
They may not be young anymore, but that doesn't mean that the gigs won't be good, they will just be good in a different way. Maybe an unexpected way.
If you're expecting it to be the greatest experience of your life, the best gig ever played, a revelation etc then you are bound to be disappointed: 23 years of waiting, 23 years of building four men into demi-Gods, is bound to result in an anti-climax isn't it?
Like Elvis said, it's just a concert: but it'll probably be a good one
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
Yawn.
Is this what it's come to? How Dave smiles is the bar on which we judge how good the tour will be?
That and the fact that bassplayer isn't there to shriek like Spammy!Originally posted by Warham
Yawn.
Is this what it's come to? How Dave smiles is the bar on which we judge how good the tour will be?
Dave is Dave he hasnt changed. I have been to 5 Dave shows in the last 20 years and have had a blast every time, we cant travel back to the 80s but we can at least go and enjoy one of the greatest american rock bands . As for the fake grin , you try standing up there with the brothers who treatrd you like an ugly stepchild for the last 20 some years and make it look genuine . Do you really think Dave is gonna get up there and say " Well this tour is probably gonna suck after all we are in our 50s now and ..." of course not . If you are a real classic VH fan then YOU put up or shut up go or dont go but dont expect miracles . The only miracle I am praying for is that they can finish the tour still on speaking terms.
Ramoooooooone, bring this douche some Efferdent...
Wow.... well said! That's why I would rather have some live Pro-Shot DVD's from 79,80 & 81, instead of a tour that probably won't live up to our expectations. I've seen many DLR bootlegs and Ed playing at NAMM to know that those glory days are long gone.Originally posted by binnie
Sounds like you want it to be 1982 again. Well, it can't be.
They may not be young anymore, but that doesn't mean that the gigs won't be good, they will just be good in a different way. Maybe an unexpected way.
If you're expecting it to be the greatest experience of your life, the best gig ever played, a revelation etc then you are bound to be disappointed: 23 years of waiting, 23 years of building four men into demi-Gods, is bound to result in an anti-climax isn't it?
Like Elvis said, it's just a concert: but it'll probably be a good oneAll I want is for someone here at RothArmy who saw the 1st show to give us an honest review. The first couple of shows should tell us if they are serious about this tour and not just about money, because I don’t want us to spend our hard earned money to fatten Ed & Dave’s bank account. I love Dave and all, but I don’t want to spend 2 or 3 hundred bucks and watch them go thru the motions like the way Van Hagar did in 2004. That would be a terrible let-down!
I think we'd all love the pro-shot stuff from '78-84 too. I also hope we get some honest reviews (and I'm sure we will) that give an indication of how good they were, and if they looked comfortable together on stage.Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
Wow.... well said! That's why I would rather have some live Pro-Shot DVD's from 79,80 & 81, instead of a tour that probably won't live up to our expectations. I've seen many DLR bootlegs and Ed playing at NAMM to know that those glory days are long gone.
I'm sure the shows will be good, but the expectation is surely too high to be realized.
Jesus Christ !
Baby's on Fire decided to post again..
Pissin on Parades !
(It's BOF's secret spanking Fodder !!)
Unfortunately for him, I think he will only
achieve semi-rigid status at this point of the
game..
He mistook us all for people who gave a shit about
his comments... (And that was when Dave was Solo)
Now he is mistaking us for people who care !
BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!
...tonight Ize was takin' a ride in my car, car...an' Ize listenin' to a Loons mix..."Alligator Wine," by Screamin' Jay Hawkins is first up...battin' 2nd iz,"Psycho," by The Screaming Trees(Sonics cover)...3rd iz,"Kinky Reggae," by Damien Marley and Chris Robinson("...she had brown sugar, all over her booger rooger")...and battin' cleanup...the mighty, mighty King Papa Diamonds Are For Ev Ah Dave...live in 2003..."Hot For Teacher!!!!!!"...some techno music from the pa quickly fades away(WTF, guess that's for the playbunnies dancin' on LSD??!!)...and BOOM...my heart starts beatin' like a hammer!!...here come the motherfuckin' boogie woogie!!...awwwww hell yeah nothin' but yeah!!...you can hear the swagger in his voice...Roth is ad-libbing lines(well, sorta)...and yez yez yez...he's deliverin'...he's got the mojo workin'...jus' a barn-burnin'...house-rockin'...blues-rockin'...footstompin'...WANG DANG DOODLE!!!!!!...
that is a gift!Originally posted by PlexiBrown
Thank God we won't ever have to witness this again at a Van Halen concert.
Originally posted by Warham
Yawn.
Is this what it's come to? How Dave smiles is the bar on which we judge how good the tour will be?
Exactly!
Faggish thread this is...
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
Dave claims it will be better than 1982. He asked us to judge him harshly. That's the point of this thread.Originally posted by binnie
Sounds like you want it to be 1982 again. Well, it can't be.
They may not be young anymore, but that doesn't mean that the gigs won't be good, they will just be good in a different way. Maybe an unexpected way.
If you're expecting it to be the greatest experience of your life, the best gig ever played, a revelation etc then you are bound to be disappointed: 23 years of waiting, 23 years of building four men into demi-Gods, is bound to result in an anti-climax isn't it?
Like Elvis said, it's just a concert: but it'll probably be a good one
I don't give a fuck about you, your comments or opinions. Most of your posts are mindless drivel. You almost make Elvis look intelligent. And I don't give a shit what you think of my opinion.Originally posted by Panamark
Jesus Christ !
Baby's on Fire decided to post again..
Pissin on Parades !
(It's BOF's secret spanking Fodder !!)
Unfortunately for him, I think he will only
achieve semi-rigid status at this point of the
game..
He mistook us all for people who gave a shit about
his comments... (And that was when Dave was Solo)
Now he is mistaking us for people who care !
Don't flatter yourself.
Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
Exactly!
Faggish thread this is...
And yet here you are. LMAO I love when people own themselves.
lol tell me about it. the only reason i went to van hagars tour in 04 was because i thought it was my only chance to see evh being that i am 19 now and 16 then. and it was during the bass solo where i went to piss lol by the time i got back they were just starting somebody get me a doctorOriginally posted by Combat Ready
Yes---but it WAS a good time to take a piss.
Dave never claimed to be better than 1982, I think his voice sounds just as good though, only thing that might harm Dave's voice is his smoking, just look at Brain Johnson from AC/DC.Originally posted by Baby's On Fire
Dave claims it will be better than 1982. He asked us to judge him harshly. That's the point of this thread.
I think Dave is ready for this, his in great shape, his voice is ready and has been waiting for this reunion probably, since 1989
If you don't want to go, don't fucking go. I'm sure there are plenty of people that would love to have your tickets.
Talking the songs?.......Do the comparison here,The only difference I see just comes from 23 years of aging.Originally posted by binnie
Sounds like you want it to be 1982 again. Well, it can't be.
They may not be young anymore, but that doesn't mean that the gigs won't be good, they will just be good in a different way. Maybe an unexpected way.
If you're expecting it to be the greatest experience of your life, the best gig ever played, a revelation etc then you are bound to be disappointed: 23 years of waiting, 23 years of building four men into demi-Gods, is bound to result in an anti-climax isn't it?
Like Elvis said, it's just a concert: but it'll probably be a good one
Vocal style and sound are basically the same to me!
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I only hope I age as gracefully as Roth has.
And I guarantee Roth will bring no less than 110% effort to this gig and will probably hit the stage like he was shot out of cannon.Originally posted by mewisemagic
Talking the songs?.......Do the comparison here,The only difference I see just comes from 23 years of aging.
Vocal style and sound are basically the same to me!
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I only hope I age as gracefully as Roth has.
Dave has waited for this moment for a long time and will bring nothing less than a stellar performance,I think this gig is alot more to Dave than just a payoff.
Any doubters that miss this show are going to be sorry IMO.
Originally posted by Baby's On Fire
Dave claims it will be better than 1982. He asked us to judge him harshly. That's the point of this thread.
Just decide harshly on whether you are going to the concert or not.
Dave and the Sisters will kick ass.......'nuff said.
"Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08
Sorry mate, Im not even going to get slightly riled.Originally posted by Baby's On Fire
I don't give a fuck about you, your comments or opinions. Most of your posts are mindless drivel. You almost make Elvis look intelligent. And I don't give a shit what you think of my opinion.
Don't flatter yourself.
Work on some of the others around here,
they might respond and fuel that fetish of yours..
Try katie !
katie will dish it out to ya, that should get some
slappin of your tic tac a-happening !!
I believe your an idiot.Originally posted by Baby's On Fire
Because I'm not sure that it will. Part of me wants to believe.
Originally posted by groetman
I believe your an idiot.
That was pretty funny coming from an Eagle fan.
I know, I know, it's spelled E-A-G-L-E-S.Sorry.....
Thats what "Coke" does.
That was a long piss then, bro!!Originally posted by DLRdelight!
and it was during the bass solo where i went to piss lol by the time i got back they were just starting somebody get me a doctor
What the fuck is going on with this site now? We finally got what we want and now we get whining bitches that harp on the way Dave smiles? You are talking about the greatest frontman in rock history my friend. You'll be telling your grandchildren about this show. Or maybe you'd rather catch John Mayer. From what I've heard, his grin is just fine.Originally posted by Baby's On Fire
Gone are the days when Dave was cool. He's got that fucking ridiculous fake skeletor grin going at the end of the press conference. If he's got that going, he's gonna have the chipmunk chirps going.
So much for "are you ready for it to be better than it ever fucking was".
Dave wanted us to judge harshly, and I'; gonna judge harshly. Big time. Put up or shut up Dave.
That smile is to crazy.
...and he's proud of his rockin'
Crack Kills.
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