Happy Birthday Alex Van Halen 2004

[Bob_R]

[hot for david]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[DavidLeeNatra]

happy birthday, alex...and...fuck you...alex...

[MAX]

Happy Neckbrace to you Big Al.

I hope you get enough presents and $$$ from this tour to keep up with your endless and consistently growing alimony payments. Shit, your wife count is almost as big as your singer's waist line!!! LOL! Oh, and another thing. You better order one fucking huge cake (field size) if Spam is attending the B-Day bash cos that fucker will eat all of it and smile while you aren't looking.

Yeah, better be safe and order three cakes. Two for Spam and one for yourself and the rest of your guests.

"Hello Dennis..................." AVH@1996 VMA's.

Happy Birthday Tool!

[cwsmith17]

This is a David Lee Roth site.

[rustoffa]

He already got in trouble for that huge shoe closet. Hopefully he's moved on and decided not to be an ass.

[Panamark]

Is it possible to wish somebody "Unhappy Birthday" ?
Fuck you Alice, get over your inferiority complex of Dave
before you are all six feet under..

[DaveIsKing]

Fuck Alex Van Halen.

Pussy.

[flappo]

..yeah , drop dead legs ya fat fucking failure , go french kiss a skunk

[bru87tr]

fuck alex. hes a homo!

anyone who laughs at dave in public in front of his face because of where dave was at that place in time is a dickhead. I hope alex has more troubles in his life. fuck him!

[Don Corleone]

I wonder if Ed got him a new wife as a present?

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by MAX
Happy Neckbrace to you Big Al.

I hope you get enough presents and $$$ from this tour to keep up with your endless and consistently growing alimony payments. Shit, your wife count is almost as big as your singer's waist line!!! LOL! Oh, and another thing. You better order one fucking huge cake (field size) if Spam is attending the B-Day bash cos that fucker will eat all of it and smile while you aren't looking.

Yeah, better be safe and order three cakes. Two for Spam and one for yourself and the rest of your guests.

"Hello Dennis..................." AVH@1996 VMA's.

Happy Birthday Tool!

Funny as shit buddy. You were "On Fire" last night.

[Jano]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC

No way bud, they don't care about us ,the fan,the real one ,so i won't respect him!!
FUCK HIS BIRTHDAY!!

[Jano]

Originally posted by Panamark
Is it possible to wish somebody "Unhappy Birthday" ?
Fuck you Alice, get over your inferiority complex of Dave
before you are all six feet under..

Yes it 's possible! we just did it!!

[VH LINKS SUCKS]

Alex is busy today!

[Terry]

Alex Van Halen's birthday?

To paraphrase Frank Zappa, may Alex's bullshit come to life and kiss him.

If he can't be bothered to get back with Dave, the best thing Alex can do for the rest of us is just drop dead.

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC

Would we be saying the same thing if DLR reunited with the VH Bros.?
Still say the VH Bros. suck as musicians? If they really reunited, and there was nothing foreseeable to break them up, would we really wish Alex personal problems? I'm not so sure....

[smaz]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
Would we be saying the same thing if DLR reunited with the VH Bros.?
Still say the VH Bros. suck as musicians? If they really reunited, and there was nothing foreseeable to break them up, would we really wish Alex personal problems? I'm not so sure....

Unless the current circumstances change, Alex can fuck himself. Once Hagars finished of course.

[Sammy Who??]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
Would we be saying the same thing if DLR reunited with the VH Bros.?
Still say the VH Bros. suck as musicians? If they really reunited, and there was nothing foreseeable to break them up, would we really wish Alex personal problems? I'm not so sure....

No. everything would be ok and the bros and MA would be the shit. it's only because DLR ain't in it. most people are acting like children over the VH situation.

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

Originally posted by VH LINKS SUCKS
Alex is busy today!

THAT MIGHT BE A PAIR OF DRUMSTICKS BUT ITS NOT A KIT HES PLAYING

I DIDN'T KNOW ALEX VAN HALEN WAS A HOMOSICKSHUREAL

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
Would we be saying the same thing if DLR reunited with the VH Bros.?
Still say the VH Bros. suck as musicians? If they really reunited, and there was nothing foreseeable to break them up, would we really wish Alex personal problems? I'm not so sure....

Originally posted by Sammy Who??
No. everything would be ok and the bros and MA would be the shit. it's only because DLR ain't in it. most people are acting like children over the VH situation.

Exactly guys.

[DLR_EngineRoom]

As musicians, there ain't nothin' wrong with the remaining 3 member of Van Halen. NOTHIN' WRONG. PERIOD. I can't wish them anything but health and happiness. Just because I completely disagree with their musical and business decisions post-'85, doesn't mean that I wish them something bad.

Personally however, their decisions and general attitude toward their music together since '85, suck. They have since got Al doing business decisions and a so-called sense of humour, both of which RULED when Dave handled them.

It's a matter of time, guys. Just wait.

[Foozwah]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
Would we be saying the same thing if DLR reunited with the VH Bros.?
Still say the VH Bros. suck as musicians? If they really reunited, and there was nothing foreseeable to break them up, would we really wish Alex personal problems? I'm not so sure....

Well, most people on here might not, but I for one would still would say the same.

Seriously, who gives a crap about Alex? Even though I think there are plenty of great guitarists who shit all over EVH (esp. nowadays), I still concede that he brought something great to the classic/Roth-era VH. But Alex? He's another MA - workmanlike at best, musically.

Not that it matters, because as hypotheticals go, yet another reunion of Roth/VH is never going to happen.

Oh yeah, and Happy Birthday Alex. I bought you a nice big box full of go fuck yourself. I even had it gift-wrapped.

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

HES STUILL A GREAT DRUMMER

[Foozwah]

Originally posted by BlimpyCHIMP™
HES STUILL A GREAT DRUMMER

Yes, good old Hes Stuill IS a great drummer. But he plays with Norwegian folk-metal-ska group 'CodFucker,' not VH.

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

I MEAN HES =STILL A GRATE™ GOCKING DRUMMER YOU FAKKING CUNT

[tjvhou812]

happy b-day alex....

[Foozwah]

Originally posted by BlimpyCHIMP™
I MEAN HES =STILL A GRATE™ GOCKING DRUMMER YOU FAKKING CUNT

Is this some kind of mathematical equation? "Hes equals a grate gocking drummer?" What does 'HES' represent? A washed-up, alcoholic has-been skin-thumper?

Unless...grate-gocking is some kind of weird pastime that I don't even want to know about. :eek:

Anyway, I thought you LIKED Alex, right? So why would you call him a grate-gocker? That's sick! You pervert!

[NathanRay]

Alex Happy Birthday!! Now shut up and lock the pool fence cause Eddies coming over.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Nothing like bumping up a 9-year old thread.....

Happy 60th Alex !!

[ELVIS]

I got my neck brace on in Honor...

[binnie]

Happy Birthday Alex.

And congrats on 60.

[Jack68]

I got my neck brace on in Honor...

Still funny.

[DLR Bridge]

Fascinating read, this thread. Oh, and happy 60th to a man who has undoubtedly read none of this.

[katina]

Happy Birthday Alex !!!

[Sarge]

I got my neck brace on in Honor...

Never get's old.. along with his many wives!

[sadaist]

Happy Birthday Alex.

And congrats on 60.

The great thing about Alex is he is great friends with Dave. Dave said he starts almost every morning on the phone with him. Eddie does what Alex says (mostly). As long as Alex & Dave are friends, we get VAN HALEN!!

Happy birthday Alex. Thanks for all the great beats and especially using the overhead plumbing pipe for cowbell at Cafe Wha? during Dance The Night Away. Awesome!!

[VHscraps]

Always liked Alex's playing ... and attitude back in the old days. In the era before videos, MTV - never mind youtube etc - you have no idea how these kind of images fired my imagination.

[VHscraps]

VH on tour ... the 'Destructo News' starring Alex Van Halen ...

[Seshmeister]

Apparently that last hotel had very thin walls...