Alex Van Halen is a prick face, load swallowing monkey and I've had enough.
He is the little insecure mud otter that controls EVH and keeps the Van Halen kingdom from becoming whole once again.
But what if AVH had no say? What if his hand wasn't crammed up his brother's chute puppet style and EVH could think for himself? Could Dave and Edward make beautiful music again? Would they be friends or would it be a bloodbath of kotex proportions?
Sling your feedback like feces.
Mezro..fuck you Alex Van Colostomy Bag