Sheep Pen Babysitting Service

[bueno bob]

The Sheep Pen doesn't necessarily enjoy, support, endorse or even care that much about Sammy Hagar. But we do realize that some folks simply can't pass up the deal of free tickets with a can of soup at the door. After all, the world DOES indeed need burger flippers for the time being, and minimum wage is NOT going to cut it for REAL rock and roll concerts, such as the upcoming VAN HALEN jaunt.

So - GO and enjoy the Sam & Mike tour! We of the Sheep Pen, in an effort to make the world a little bit of a nicer place for fans of Sam, will be offering FREE babysitting service to those of you needing a place to drop off your munchkins while you overdose on Doritos, tequila, love songs, keyboards and hot sauce.

We will offer many attractive, engaging and simply FUN features for your offspring while you're out!



Please make all reservations with:

Hyman Roth,
Youth Activity Director,
The Sheep Pen
% Roth Army

Thank you for your time.

[VanHalener]

Great rides for kids abound.

[bueno bob]

We guarantee that we will do our best to get your kid started down the path to maturity and responsibility as a productive, upstanding member of society.

[VanHalener]

We have a quiet place for smaller children to take naps or time outs.

[VanHalener]

Gheygar Limo Service is available nationwide. He can pick up you and your canned goods, drop your kids off here, and deliver you to the show.

[Wawazat]

We attach importance to wholesomely prepared food.

Don't miss the chance of your kid being a future winner of the "Spammy McHam Lookalike Contest"

[binnie]

And as far as food goes, everyone will enjoy a lovely salad....

[Steve Savicki]

Originally posted by bueno bob
So - GO and enjoy the Sam & Mike tour!

Actually, I'd prefer to watch the same old video footage.

[Wawazat]

Why don't you go out for a nice 7 month long walk around town ?



It'll do you good.

[Hyman Roth]

[Hyman Roth]

[VanHalener]

We have live performances to keep your lambs entertained.
Now pass the mint jelly.

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[Matt White]

HA!!!

How'd I miss this?


RE-MARK-ABLE

[bueno bob]

It's definitely a step in the right direction.

[VanHalener]

Sheep brains 101.

(Notice red dot on brain.)

Terminal Gheygar brain infection located.
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[binnie]

Originally posted by VanHalener
Sheep brains 101.

(Notice red dot on brain.)

Terminal Gheygar brain infection located.
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Dude, you find the strangest things on youtube...

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Are we gonna hire John Gacy as the clown...he has PLENTY of past experience...you know...before he was arrested as a serial rapist and murderer of teenage boys.

[Matt White]

I wanna be a cowboy!!!

[binnie]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Are we gonna hire John Gacy as the clown...he has PLENTY of past experience...you know...before he was arrested as a serial rapist and murderer of teenage boys.

Yes, but he made amazing balloon animals from what I've heard....

Well worth the price...

[VanHalener]

Once the cattle are out of the way branding is available to all sheep at no charge.
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[VanHalener]

Parents must drop children off at our Kiss and Ride area.

Special needs parking is available.

Sheep parents remember...

[VanHalener]

We will not let your sheep breed while in our care.
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[Matt White]

HA!!!


MOFOS are terrified!!!

[VanHalener]

And when it's time for lunch...

[Shaun Ponsonby]

IS there a better babysitting service in the world?

Yes...but we're still good at what we do...

[Wawazat]

Even young sheep should have perspectives !

We shure do encourage that...

[Matt White]

HA!!!


We're offering a very important public service

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Its not just impprtant.

It's ESSENTIAL

[VanHalener]

Time outs are enforced
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[VanHalener]

Breakfast tomorrow

Makes 4 servings.

½ cup sliced onion
2 tablespoons margerine or butter
¼ cup diced green pepper
1/8 cup sliced pimiento
1 pound ground lamb or lamb sausage
1 bay leaf, pulverized
1 teaspoon seasoned pepper
¼ teaspoon thyme
pinch ground marjoram
½ teaspoon black pepper
¾ teaspoon salt
1 pound fresh or frozen hash browns
4-6 eggs
½ cup grated Chedar cheese (optional)

In a small frying pan, sauté diced onion in 1 tablespoon margerine or butter until soft. Remove with a slotted spoon and place in a large mixing bowl.

Melt remaining 1 tablespoon margerine or butter in frying pan and sauté diced green pepper. Remove green pepper with slotted spoon and set aside in small bowl. Add pimiento to sautéed green pepper.

If you are using ground lamb, in large bowl with onion, mix ground lamb, pulverized bay leaf, seasoned pepper, thyme, ground marjoram, black pepper and salt. Form lamb mixture into 8-10 2-inch diameter patties. In large frying pan, cook lamb patties over medium heat until brown and firm. Remove patties and set aside on paper towels. If you are using sausage, slice the sausage and grill or fry until brown, and add the onion to the hash browns.

Drain frying pan of drippings; wipe clean with paper towel. In cleaned pan, fry hash browns with sautéed green peppers and pimientos. When hash browns are almost done, place patties or sausage on top of hash browns. Gently break eggs on top of lamb patties or sausage and hash browns, taking care not to break yokes. Cover and allow eggs to cook. For firm eggwhites and runny yokes, dot the egg whites with butter or margerine and place the uncovered pan under the broiler or salamander.

If you are adding grated cheese, sprinkle over entire mixture shortly before eggs are done and cover or replace under broiler or salamander until cheese is melted.

Serve from pan.

[VanHalener]

Seeing as how detonation has gone off without a hitch, no pun intended, we have let a dog or two off duty tonight.

The dogs on duty bite.

Ya still gotta watch your ass, baby!

[VanHalener]

I have a problem with lines.

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[VanHalener]

Short lines keep the sheep happy

[VanHalener]

Line cutters will be held in Time Out area 2

[VanHalener]

Sheep Pen babysitters snack area...

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Thats what we do, baby...

[Matt White]

HA!!!


We're back in action.....

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Let's get ready to motherfuckin' rumble...

[Matt White]

'Dats right......

[VanHalener]

We offer free rides home for your children when their stay is over...