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    New Van Hagar songs are not out cause they suck ass.

    Kid yourself all you like but, "reworked" means "these suck...do em over". If they were any good, we would have heard them.

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    They can rework the new Van Hagar songs all they like. You can pour perfume on a piece of shit all day long, but it'll still be a piece of shit in the end.
    Scramby eggs and bacon.

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    Van Hagar does suck!!! every album went to number 1!! JESUS THEY SUCK!!!

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    Originally posted by Red
    Van Hagar does suck!!! every album went to number 1!! JESUS THEY SUCK!!!

    So what you're saying is any artist that has a number one album doesn't suck? Did I get that right?

    I'd argue that an artist sucks BECAUSE they go to number 1. Would you like me to make up a list of "#1" artists for you?

    You POP loving faggot....go put on your Clay Aikin cd.

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    Justin Timberlake had #1 albums too. And he's one of the biggest suckers on earth jusl like Spammy Gaygar

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    I'm so fucking sick of that #1 argument. Van Halen made "culture changing" music as Dave said, Van Hagar had Bette Midler and "honey I'm so sorry i drank with the boys last night....can I go now, or do you want me to bend over so you can fuck me in the ass again" type music. FUCKIN' MILLI VANILLI WENT NUMBER ONE!

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    Originally posted by Red
    Van Hagar does suck!!! every album went to number 1!! JESUS THEY SUCK!!!
    Amen. Van Hagar sucks. All the number one albums in the world won't change it either.

    In fact, Van Hagar could have outsold classic Van Halen 2 to 1, instead of the reality of it being the other way around, and they'd still bite it. Just another cheesy, faux rock band that had a bunch of power ballads scooped up by teenage girls and boys in skirts.

    Van Hagar rank right up there with Poison, Winger, Bon Jovi and Warrant.

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