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    Ozzy and $haron Plan to Kill Themselves

    World Entertainment News Network reports: Ozzy Osbourne has reportedly agreed to a suicide pact with wife Sharon — because she doesn't want to go through the pain her father Don Arden did when he suffered from Alzheimer's.

    Sharon, 54, claims she and Ozzy, 58, made the mutual decision earlier this year after music mogul Arden lost his struggle with the neurodegenerative disease and died in July, aged 81.

    She says, "We believe 100 per cent in euthanasia, so have drawn up plans to go to the assisted suicide flat in Switzerland if we ever have an illness that affects our brains. If Ozzy or I ever got Alzheimer's, that's it — we'd be off.

    "We gathered the kids around the kitchen table, told them our wishes and they've all agreed to go with it. There's no way I could go through what (my father) did, or put my kids through that.

    "My father deteriorated at such a rapid speed he became a shell of himself.

    Some say the disease is hereditary so at the first sign I want to be put out of my misery." And Sharon believes their decision will spare their kids Aimee, 24, Kelly, 22, and 21-year-old Jack the burden of the illness.

    She adds, "It's taken away some of the fear of our ending and is a final gift of love to our kids."
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    Well, at least we won't have to put up with $haron when Ozzy brain has it's final fart......
    But then again I could see her renegging on the deal so she ca$h in on the Ozzmans legacy (see Hendrix estate, Courtney Love)...

    You know her statement would be..."I just could'nt leave my babies!

    Someone should send her up in a glider and cut her loose.....
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    Finally the plan comes together $haron has kept ozzy so Drug Addled that he has agreed to sign paperwork that gives $haron the rite to kill him and not be prosecuted.

    Is Ozzy on the death clock what # is he he should have moved up three notches just now.
    Double Indemnity with no chance of trail.

    After all she owes him one he has already tried to kill her once.






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    Last edited by thome; 09-29-2007 at 11:59 AM.

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    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    I read this in the paper this morning. I thought..."Finally...some GOOD news. No more news of kids being shot in croxteth or kidnapped in Portugal...no more news of war or innocent people dying...the suicide of $haron and the man who should have died years ago so as he wouldn't release such shite music and sound so bad with years of Black Sabbath tours where he could barely even read the autocue".

    I was under the impression that Ozzy already had Alzheimer's Diesease...or some other brain-fucking upper of an illness.
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    Technically she could uthenize him today.

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    I don't mean to make too much light of this, since I watched one of my grandfathers die of Alzheimers, but......

    ....if Ozzy had Alzheimers, how the fuck could you tell the difference??
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    One can only hope it will be on pay-per-view...

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    People wed in interesting ways (from underwater scuba diving to skydiving) so parting in death can be just as interesting.
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    I`m sure the life insurance companies involved will be delighted to hear this.
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    Originally posted by thome

    After all she owes him one he has already tried to kill her once.


    Can't say I fuckin blame him.



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    Re: Ozzy and $haron Plan to Kill Themselves

    Originally posted by bueno bob
    She says, "We believe 100 per cent in euthanasia, so have drawn up plans to go to the assisted suicide flat in Switzerland if we ever have an illness that affects our brains.
    Seriously, doesn't Ozzie already qualify?
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    The thread made me do it!

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    I figure they may as well strike while the iron's hot...

    Hell, if nothing else, we'll get more Heaven and Hell material out of the deal...


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    HUZZAH!

    I'd rather have new H+H material than Ozzy-Sabbath material.

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    Give me 48 hrs. notice to "clean up" for the wake!!

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    Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
    HUZZAH!

    I'd rather have new H+H material than Ozzy-Sabbath material.
    Didn't Ozzy fuck that up(Sabbath material) over the last decade? :confused:

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    Can't they just get on with it??

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    No shit! What the fuck are they waiting for?

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    Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
    HUZZAH!

    I'd rather have new H+H material than Ozzy-Sabbath material.
    So would I, because Ozzy-era material would suck if their lasts attempts in the late 90s are anything to go by. I'd lov more H+H material.

    On a side note - Ozzy's material may suck these days, but he's still a joy to see live (even if he can't sing) - he still owns the stage and the crowd.
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    Ozzy better make it a few more weeks...I have tickets!

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