http://www.yesweekly.com/main.asp?Se...05&TM=3947.328
and hyman's a lawyer - hoowhee !!
http://www.yesweekly.com/main.asp?Se...05&TM=3947.328
and hyman's a lawyer - hoowhee !!
David Lee Roth and all things Van Halen
Brian Clarey
Editor
They're out on the patio in front of Fat Dogs in their black T-shirts and bluejeans amassing a respectable pile of empties, this platoon of middle-aged soldiers in the Roth Army.
It's the first time many of them have met face to face - the Roth Army is more of a virtual entity, a website that originated as a bulletin board in the early days of the internet that has now spanned the globe, with members from as far away as Europe and Asia, and a healthy demographic right here in the US.
"We're people who wouldn't have met without the fiber optics," says Hyman Roth, a Greensboro lawyer who, for professional reasons, goes by this alias when talking about all things Van Halen.
Like I say, the beers are going down pretty good. But the real buzz comes from the fact that in an hour or so, just a few miles down the road, they will see their dreams come to fruition. Because tonight their hero, David Lee Roth, the embattled frontman for the world's most kickass band, will take his rightful place at center stage when the lights go down and things get noisy in the Greensboro Coliseum.
And man are they pumped.
etc - a grate read !
What, no Bueno Bob plug?
Twistin' by the pool.
I held a vigil for you Bob.
Cup of hot chocolate and Little Debbie snak cake while riding home from the show.
I feel so sad that you're going to miss this on purpose.
"If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace." - Hamilton Fish
Don't feel TOO bad...work picked up the cost of my ticket, still waiting on the drawing to see if I'm getting the all access thingie or not...Originally posted by Ellyllions
I held a vigil for you Bob.
Cup of hot chocolate and Little Debbie snak cake while riding home from the show.
I feel so sad that you're going to miss this on purpose.
Hells yeah babe!
I hope you do get all access!
It'd be interesting, for sure. I pick up the ticket the night of the show, so I won't know what seat I've got until then (probably not, anyway), but free is a very good price any way you slice it up.
Great quote, Hyman...Originally posted by flappo
"We're people who wouldn't have met without the fiber optics," says Hyman Roth, a Greensboro lawyer who, for professional reasons, goes by this alias when talking about all things Van Halen.
Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?
AWESOME
BRAVO PEEPS
Ohhh that's just embarrassing! This guy shows up at the bar before the show and he's talkin' to Pojo....so I assume he's cool....he doesn't introduce himself and he's asks me a couple a' few questions....I made up all the answers. I don't even work - fuck that noise. I should have told him my name was Bueno Bob.Originally posted by flappo
http://www.yesweekly.com/main.asp?Se...05&TM=3947.328
and hyman's a lawyer - hoowhee !!
He said 'Don Corleone did 'dis....Don Corleone did 'dat'....so I says 'yeah sure....whatever'....
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Great quote, here, Hyman ! LOL
really ??Originally posted by Hyman Roth
Ohhh that's just embarrassing! This guy shows up at the bar before the show and he's talkin' to Pojo....so I assume he's cool....he doesn't introduce himself and he's asks me a couple a' few questions....I made up all the answers. I don't even work - fuck that noise. I should have told him my name was Bueno Bob.
He said 'Don Corleone did 'dis....Don Corleone did 'dat'....so I says 'yeah sure....whatever'....
hahah
exc
you're the gratest !!!
this thread needs popgear!
ok
Awesome !
Now we have a thread!
Originally posted by Hyman Roth
He said 'Don Corleone did 'dis....Don Corleone did 'dat'....so I says 'yeah sure....whatever'....
lmao...you always know WHEN to drop a Godfather line....
I thought that guy was going to use plexibrown and not my real name. Hyman, did you give him your name? Hey...he didn't give me credit for that Ronald McDonald reference.I wish we were all back on that patio hanging out. Just got my tickets in the mail for the New Jersey show.
Last edited by PlexiBrown; 10-03-2007 at 01:30 PM.
And God heard the voice of the lad. Then the angel of God called to Hagar out of heaven, and said to her, “What ails you, Hagar? Genesis 21:17
Sweet.
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
LOL! Great plug HR!Originally posted by Hyman Roth
I don't even work - fuck that noise. I should have told him my name was Bueno Bob.
Change yo mind, Bob?Originally posted by bueno bob
Don't feel TOO bad...work picked up the cost of my ticket, still waiting on the drawing to see if I'm getting the all access thingie or not...
Imagine that...................
Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime
Sticking...
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
So---Jersey makes #79 for you Plexi?Originally posted by PlexiBrown
I thought that guy was going to use plexibrown and not my real name. Hyman, did you give him your name? Hey...he didn't give me credit for that Ronald McDonald reference.
Yes, Jersey will be #79 and I am trying to get tickets for MSG to make it 80.So---Jersey makes #79 for you Plexi?
Congrats to Hyman and everybody else on getting the Roth Army some ink!!!
Like they always say "There is NO bad press. Ink am ink."
Yes - and he printed it.Originally posted by PlexiBrown
...Hyman, did you give him your name? ....
Just got my tickets in the mail for the New Jersey show.
Have a great show in N.J.!!
Thanks jhale - but I just said all that stuff so I might win the allOriginally posted by jhale667
Congrats to Hyman and everybody else on getting the Roth Army some ink!!!
Like they always say "There is NO bad press. Ink am ink."
expense paid trip to L.A. to see Van Halen that Pojo Risin is getting
ready to announce...ooops....
EXCELLENT job Hyman...excellent..the "fiber optics" line was great..Dave himself would have loved that one...
I am a bit surprised that Elly's breasts didnt make the article tho
Ronald McHagar the ass clown. LMFAO
Elly had nice breasts?
Who was that tall guy she was with the whole time?
Was that DiamonsR4ever?
We avoided him so we wouldn't make the article.
That tall guy is the life support for my penis. I have him on contract.
HAHAHAHA!!! I LOVE THIS!!!Originally posted by Ellyllions
We avoided him so we wouldn't make the article.
That tall guy is the life support for my penis. I have him on contract.
By the way, watch the traffic get bumped up now. Thanks alot HYMAN! Our secret place is no more.(hehehe :P )
I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time. ~Susie Q 2009
Originally posted by Hyman Roth
Thanks jhale - but I just said all that stuff so I might win the all
expense paid trip to L.A. to see Van Halen that Pojo Risin is getting
ready to announce...ooops....Ulterior motive? Say it ain't so!
OK, if you DO win, we are SO hanging before the show....
You guys must have really been carrying on to attract the attention of the press!
NICELY DONE!
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White
a now even prouder member of the Roth Army..well done everybody!!!
78 shows Plexi??!! WOW..that is impressive man...I must have missed that conversation Saturday..
Plexi's dropping some serious coin. Wow.
I am amazed that I can still hear.78 shows Plexi??!! WOW..that is impressive man
Way to go everyone!
First Pojo goes to the show and writes a hilarious review and now this...The Roth Army has arrived...raise the battle flags!
DAVE OR THE GRAVE SHEEP MUTHAFUCKAS!
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