Roth Women: A Question About Masterbating

**Warham** · 02-17-2005, 03:30 PM

Women of the Roth Army...

Inspired by a recent comment I read here and some stuff I heard on the news, I have a question for you all.

When you masterbate with your fingers, vibrator, dildos, cucumbers, whatever, what exactly crosses your mind when you feel that intense pleasure? See, us cavemen have that forum up above with the pictures of all those hot women celebrities and porn stars, plus we visit tons of free internet sites with lots of downloadable movies, but I have a hard time seeing a women masterbating to a pic of Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt.

Do you gals actually think of your husbands, boyfriends or celebrities giving you the pleasure with their 3rd leg, or do you think of more sensual generic things like being on a deserted island beach with the wake crashing over your body? Or perhaps you think of nothing?

Inquiring minds want to know...like me.

**Carmine** · 02-17-2005, 03:32 PM

This is the greatest thread in history......

**aesop** · 02-17-2005, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
This is the greatest thread in history......

LOL...Carmine...I knew you'd be the first response!!!

But I agree...it does have that 'classic thread' potential, doesn't it?

**Jesterstar** · 02-17-2005, 03:34 PM

Time and Time again people ask this question and the answer is always the same...............They think of JESTERSTAR.

I'm Glad I could help.

**Carmine** · 02-17-2005, 03:37 PM

Originally posted by aesop
LOL...Carmine...I knew you'd be the first response!!!

But I agree...it does have that 'classic thread' potential, doesn't it?

LMAO....indeed it does Sop....cept for only us guys are reading here.

C"MON LADIES....

**Carmine** · 02-17-2005, 03:42 PM

This thread should get a sticky!

and I don't mean from Ally.....

lms2 · 02-17-2005, 04:03 PM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Time and Time again people ask this question and the answer is always the same...............They think of JESTERSTAR.

I'm Glad I could help.

I can honestly say I have never thought of Jesterstar while pleasuring myself...

**Jesterstar** · 02-17-2005, 04:08 PM

Originally posted by lms2
I can honestly say I have never thought of Jesterstar while pleasuring myself...

Well then I can honestly say that your filling this forum with LIES!!!!!!!!

It's encoded in your DNA. There is no shame.

lms2 · 02-17-2005, 04:10 PM

Maybe a pic would help?

**Carmine** · 02-17-2005, 04:11 PM

Originally posted by Jesterstar

It's encoded in your DNA. There is no shame.

thats pretty good Jester....

**Jesterstar** · 02-17-2005, 04:11 PM

Ask Flappo he's got one. There is one of me in that Picture of the guys thread...............WITH MY GUITAR.

But I digress.

**Jesterstar** · 02-17-2005, 04:13 PM

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
thats pretty good Jester....

Hey I was seated at the right hand of the lord. Just before he went to rest on the seventh day I was.........."Yo God Encode this shit into those bitches DNA" and then God was like "WORD" then I was "Yo I don't remember it being a question."

Hence my face when all women orgazm. That's a totally true story by the way.

**Carmine** · 02-17-2005, 04:15 PM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Hey I was seated at the right hand of the lord. Just before he went to rest on the seventh day I was.........."Yo God Encode this shit into those bitches DNA" and then God was like "WORD" then I was "Yo I don't remember it being a question."

Hence my face when all women orgazm. That's a totally true story by the way.

That's even better...."God was like WORD"...hahahahhahaaa

**DLR7884** · 02-17-2005, 04:26 PM

This thread will end up being 752 pages long.

DLR7884
At a minimum...

**Jesterstar** · 02-17-2005, 04:29 PM

In all seriousness. Ancient Cultures beleived that the Orgazm was the way and path to god and was taken very seriously. i don't know all the details but alot of secret socioties today perform rituals based around sex and the orgazm. In fact probably more men would be tuned into it if we had our Foreskins. We lose alot of sensation because of the lack of foreskin. But women in our culture if they are able to acheive orgazm to the fullest. There is a moment when the mind goes blank that is soppose to be the moment when you feel god. Sex is a very spiritual thing. Our culture just fucked it all up with all the opression about it from the bible.

**Carmine** · 02-17-2005, 04:29 PM

Originally posted by DLR7884
This thread will end up being 752 pages long.

DLR7884
At a minimum...

LMAO...

Ragu:
still LMAO!!!

**Jesterstar** · 02-17-2005, 04:33 PM

Originally posted by DLR7884
This thread will end up being 752 pages long.

DLR7884
At a minimum...

The best part is after 752 pages the women will provide no answers and the men will still be totallly clueless. But they will talk a big game. I'm looking at you Big Twubbles.

**Rikks Fav Tang** · 02-17-2005, 04:33 PM

I'll post my thoughts on the matter later tonight...

**Jesterstar** · 02-17-2005, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by Rikks Fav Tang
I'll post my thoughts on the matter later tonight...

Women don't have thoughts..............They have emotions.

God Damn where do I come up with this shit.

**Cathedral** · 02-17-2005, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Women don't have thoughts..............They have emotions.

God Damn where do I come up with this shit.

In my experience that is the damn truth, but there are exceptions.

I have been told that pictures don't do much for a woman, they lay back, close their eyes and construct a mental fantasy of their dream lover doing the nasty to them.

I need pics, some lube, and 10 minutes.

5 minutes or less if it's a video, lol.

**Jesterstar** · 02-17-2005, 05:16 PM

Originally posted by Cathedral
In my experience that is the damn truth, but there are exceptions.

I have been told that pictures don't do much for a woman, they lay back, close their eyes and construct a mental fantasy of their dream lover doing the nasty to them.

I need pics, some lube, and 10 minutes.

5 minutes or less if it's a video, lol.

My Girlfreind loves stories. I don't get it. One night I asked her if she wanted to try something differant. She wanted to read stories. It was so fucking boring. She read them and she was getting turned on. I was like can you grab my cock or something...........Actually no but that is what I was thinking. She loves that shit though.

**DLR7884** · 02-17-2005, 05:23 PM

Thread stats:

20 total replies
3 from women (2 from one woman).

DLR7884
C'mon ladies, share.

**Jesterstar** · 02-17-2005, 05:42 PM

THe one woman replied to me also. Which reenforces what I originally said. WOMEN FUCKING LOVE JESTERSTAR

**Warham** · 02-17-2005, 06:32 PM

I want to hear from women...that's who the question is directed to.

If you want to discuss your ugly mug, do so in another thread. I don't want the women getting turned off before they even post.

**katie** · 02-17-2005, 07:32 PM

Originally posted by DLR7884
Thread stats:

20 total replies
3 from women (2 from one woman).

DLR7884
C'mon ladies, share.

So what do you think about when you are being butt fucked DLR7884!

**Ms. Conduct** · 02-17-2005, 07:57 PM

What do I think about? A three way, me with Collin Farrell and Mel Gibson. The attention of these two beautiful men soley on me and my sexual pleasures. Women can be visual as well. Show me a pic of Mel or Collins ass and I am good to go! *DROOL*

guwapo_rocker · 02-17-2005, 09:26 PM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Hey I was seated at the right hand of the lord. Just before he went to rest on the seventh day I was.........."Yo God Encode this shit into those bitches DNA" and then God was like "WORD" then I was "Yo I don't remember it being a question."

Hence my face when all women orgazm. That's a totally true story by the way.

Holy crap!!!!

guwapo_rocker · 02-17-2005, 09:30 PM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
There is a moment when the mind goes blank that is soppose to be the moment when you........

Ask her what her name is again????

**wrigleyvillbabe** · 02-17-2005, 10:17 PM

Stories are always nice...men use visuals, women use their imaginations...
Speaking of stories, my Penthouse Letters volume IV is callin' my name!

**MAX** · 02-17-2005, 11:21 PM

Too weird.

I've helped certain women masterbate as they have myself. Tis all cool. I dunno? I like wankin' myself cos I have the pattern down. I'm positive women feel the same way. Any sex is both healthy and good. I like giving the ladies oral pleasure. It's funny cos I didn't enjoy it myself for years. However, once you get it down you feel like Santa Claus. LOL!!! I'm serious. I love the satisfaction of pleasuring a woman. I dunno? The smiles, the sweat, the kissing, the cum and the convo? Sorry to be so graphic but once again, sex is heathy and good.

**VHdamaco** · 02-18-2005, 01:11 AM

Originally posted by Cathedral
I need pics, some lube, and 10 minutes.

5 minutes or less if it's a video, lol.

damn, i must be a freak then. less than a minute if its a pic and less than 30 seconds if its a vid...

i wonder whats wrong with me?

my girl has said that pics and the like don't do it for her, she said she only thinks of me (which i don't believe for one second). so i'm guessing it's really hot guys that either a) girls are with or 2) girls want to be with.

other than that i have no fucking clue...

**VHdamaco** · 02-18-2005, 01:20 AM

really ladies...

we're all curious, what goes on in your minds when you're doing this action?

i know that i may have someone to go to for answers, but i want a second or third opinion

**MAX** · 02-18-2005, 01:23 AM

Originally posted by VHdamaco
really ladies...

we're all curious, what goes on in your minds when you're doing this action?

ANSWER:

They are usually thinking of me.

NEXT!!!

**MAX** · 02-18-2005, 01:24 AM

Damn, I love the boobs in that pic and what my tongue could do.

**Cathedral** · 02-18-2005, 02:13 AM

Originally posted by Ms. Conduct
What do I think about? A three way, me with Collin Farrell and Mel Gibson. The attention of these two beautiful men soley on me and my sexual pleasures. Women can be visual as well. Show me a pic of Mel or Collins ass and I am good to go! *DROOL*

Ya know, I have to say it cause i can't NOT say it.

YOU are a very beautiful woman and i absolutely love your hair in that avatar pic.

What color are your eyes?

**MAX** · 02-18-2005, 03:30 AM

Originally posted by Cathedral
Ya know, I have to say it cause i can't NOT say it.

YOU are a very beautiful woman and i absolutely love your hair in that avatar pic.

What color are your eyes?

Cat,

You are a demon cos she is the hottest chick on this board!!!

**MAX** · 02-18-2005, 03:33 AM

Speaking of "hot chicks" an ode to you people who chased off LT when she had NOTHING to do with ANY of the soap opera.

**Cathedral** · 02-18-2005, 03:47 AM

Originally posted by MAX
Cat,

You are a demon cos she is the hottest chick on this board!!!

That's a bold statement there, Max.

The look definately turned my head.
I can see some attitude in the pose, and attitude is very very good.
Shows strength and confidence.

**MAX** · 02-18-2005, 03:57 AM

Cat,

My sexual prowess is at an all-time high. I'm a tigaaa.....

Me and the woman, well... We fooked goody after a loooong, loooooong time.

We both sweatied and stained El Beddy!!! LMAO!!!

I'll sleep in the love-juice.

Nighty!!!!!

**Jamocha Joe** · 02-18-2005, 09:30 AM

Originally posted by MAX
I'll sleep in the love-juice.

Nooooooo! That action violates the man code.
Chapter 12 Section 19-5(a)(1) "The wet spot is reserved for the woman."
Don't make me report you.

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