Calls: "Oh girls..."

**Ellyllions** · 10-10-2007, 04:04 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
You women can't help yourselves..

Never fails.

I could start a thread on the clubbing of baby seals and you 2 would turn it around to sex.

...and that is why you're still posting in here my friend...

Oh, btw....why is my pm box empty?

**SparkieD** · 10-10-2007, 05:26 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
A man who waxes... (except for the unibrow and the back)...
Now THAT's gay!

Arms, legs, chest... GAY!

Explain Dave's chest these days:eek:

**SparkieD** · 10-10-2007, 05:36 PM

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Now I can see the possibility of Edward Scissorhands, and Willie Wonka...but there is nothing gay about Jack Sparrow.

But I couldn't explain what in the world excites me about a Jack Sparrow. Just that something does.

Give me just a few seconds with Jack, and they will have to sound the tsunami sirens.

**NATEDOG001976** · 10-10-2007, 05:41 PM

Yeah, Really...why wax your arm's and hands??

**Lqskdiver** · 10-10-2007, 05:43 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
WAR has a bit of a fur problem on his back, bg

He's very sensitive about it...

Be nice.

You've heard of a uni-brow?

He has a uni-back.

Shhhh.

If I were you, and I'm glad I'm not, I wouldn't exactly be talking.

**NATEDOG001976** · 10-10-2007, 05:47 PM

Yeah, Really...why wax your arm's and hands??

**Lqskdiver** · 10-10-2007, 05:48 PM

Originally posted by SparkieD
Originally posted by Ellyllions
Now I can see the possibility of Edward Scissorhands, and Willie Wonka...but there is nothing gay about Jack Sparrow.

But I couldn't explain what in the world excites me about a Jack Sparrow. Just that something does.

It's funny, but this actual topic has actually been addressed by Depp.

[Johnny] Depp says he was intrigued by a scholarly work titled "Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition." "I liked the idea of [Jack] being ambiguous," he tells Mark Binelli in the new summer double issue of Rolling Stone. "Because women were thought to be bad luck on ships. And these pirates would go out for years at a time. So, you know, there is a possibility that one thing might lead to another. You're lonely. You have an extra ration of rum. 'Cabin boy!'"

**SparkieD** · 10-10-2007, 05:59 PM

Originally posted by Lqskdiver
It's funny, but this actual topic has actually been addressed by Depp.

Don't you blaspheme in here, Boy!

**Lqskdiver** · 10-10-2007, 06:04 PM

Oh, come on! As if it would make any difference to many women if Johnny's been plugged.

It doesn't seem to bother him.

Umm...ewww....

**LoungeMachine** · 10-10-2007, 06:07 PM

So now we've come to the point int the thread where we determine if Capt Jack Sparrow is a pillow-biter, or a power-top?

All Army, All Night....

**bastardog** · 10-10-2007, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by Lqskdiver
It's funny, but this actual topic has actually been addressed by Depp.

Girls.......I told you

**Lqskdiver** · 10-10-2007, 06:16 PM

Hmm. my pic seems to have mysteriously been broken from it's hotlink.

Those damn PR guys...

**Ellyllions** · 10-10-2007, 06:18 PM

I could make him do both....

And Yes I do care if Depp has been plugged!

**LoungeMachine** · 10-10-2007, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by Ellyllions
I could make him do both....

!

I have no doubt 'bout that, either....

You could make me wear dresses....

**Warham** · 10-10-2007, 06:31 PM

Kip In Drag!

**Lqskdiver** · 10-10-2007, 06:33 PM

Originally posted by WAR
Kip In Drag!

What the hell?!

**Northern Girl** · 10-10-2007, 06:51 PM

There was a guy that posted here that looked like Depp. His name was DaveIsKing.

Here's his band: http://www.myspace.com/skavengers

**Anonymous** · 10-10-2007, 07:06 PM

Jaysus!

4 pages long already?

I bet Elly did a "Girls only" thread on purpose.

This'll probably have more hits than The Muff Thread.

Cheers! :bottle:

**Northern Girl** · 10-10-2007, 07:34 PM

Originally posted by WAR
Can't say I've used eyeliner, but I've used fingernail polish.

I have a picture of that!

**Warham** · 10-10-2007, 07:47 PM

Originally posted by Northern Girl
I have a picture of that!

I'd send you any pictures you want.

**NATEDOG001976** · 10-10-2007, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Jaysus!

4 pages long already?

I bet Elly did a "Girls only" thread on purpose.

This'll probably have more hits than The Muff Thread.

Cheers! :bottle:

Muff Thread has like 15 billions hits..lol.

**Northern Girl** · 10-10-2007, 08:07 PM

Originally posted by Northern Girl
There was a guy that posted here that looked like Depp. His name was DaveIsKing.

Here's his band: http://www.myspace.com/skavengers

Doesn't really look like him in the videos, but the voice sounds the same. I don't know.

**Northern Girl** · 10-10-2007, 08:08 PM

Originally posted by WAR

I'd send you any pictures you want.

Well, I don't ask for much.

**blonddgirl777** · 10-10-2007, 09:42 PM

Originally posted by SparkieD
Explain Dave's chest these days:eek:

Sssssshhhhh.....:eek:
You'll get me banned from the Army!

**NATEDOG001976** · 10-11-2007, 01:29 AM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Sssssshhhhh.....:eek:
You'll get me banned from the Army!

Dave chest hair fell out!

**binnie** · 10-11-2007, 03:45 AM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777

Sorry guys but you ALL (maybe except for Binnie) hate women with hairy legs...
We wax those legs... you wax that back!

Well, hairy legs are a no-no. However, I did once sleep with a girl who had quite a considerable moustache....

**binnie** · 10-11-2007, 03:48 AM

This has turned into an amazing thread!

**blonddgirl777** · 10-11-2007, 08:24 AM

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Dave chest hair fell out!

UFF!

YES... That's it!

**blonddgirl777** · 10-11-2007, 08:25 AM

Originally posted by binnie
Well, hairy legs are a no-no. However, I did once sleep with a girl who had quite a considerable moustache....

So... moustache is more acceptable than haiy legs?

:confused:

**binnie** · 10-11-2007, 11:37 AM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
So... moustache is more acceptable than haiy legs?

:confused:

Well, I'm not saying that. There was no logic in my decision: the girl had a hot body and I was very drunk!

**Redballjets88** · 10-11-2007, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Love Tim Burton - BIG FISH

Love Helen Bonham Carter - BIG FISH

Love Period flicks - EWWW

LOVE ALAN RICKMAN - DOGMA

Speaking of "period flicks", I'd need to check the calendar before we go see this, hun...

helen bonham carter in fight club.

**NATEDOG001976** · 10-11-2007, 02:30 PM

Jared Ledo?

**NATEDOG001976** · 10-11-2007, 02:31 PM

Never talk about fight club at the army...lol

RULE #1

**bastardog** · 10-11-2007, 03:36 PM

girls aren't allowed to have hair other than in the top of the head. That's it

**Ellyllions** · 10-11-2007, 04:01 PM

That's something I can't do. I've done it, and HATED it.

What's it like, well, shave your armpits some time and don't put on deodorant. It'll be all sticky and weird. Then as the hairs start to grow in it gets prickly, and then even more prickly sticking to your clothing and such. Once the hair is back out, there's a huge difference.

Nope, no hardwood floors here.
We likes a little bit of carpet.

**LoungeMachine** · 10-11-2007, 04:10 PM

Landing strips are hot.

Or the little hitler tuft.

From the sublime, to the surreal, this thread brought to you by our little Elly....

**NATEDOG001976** · 10-11-2007, 04:22 PM

Had them all. My old girlfriend always shaved bald, kinda liked it.

**Warham** · 10-11-2007, 04:43 PM

I'm not a fan of flossing twice at night.

**NATEDOG001976** · 10-11-2007, 04:48 PM

Flosing with pubes!

**NATEDOG001976** · 10-11-2007, 04:48 PM

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