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  • Ozzy Fudd
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1667

    is it just me...

    I have been trying to get into here for days, and it's so slow that i get a white screen of death. do i have a problem on my end or is it that this place has been jumpin lately because of the reunion and it is standing room only. lol
    Roth Army MP
    Originally posted by Panamark
    Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
    or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
    Originally posted by BITEYOASS
    She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
    Originally posted by JAY HALE
    so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.
  • naturochem
    Head Fluffer
    • May 2004
    • 495

    #2
    ain't your end... servers here are slower than a new passport application...

    must be related to all the new 'tour' traffic...
    CVH LIVE (OAK/SF) '78, '79(X2), '80(X2) +MOR, '81(X3), '82, USFest '83, '84 & 2007!

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    "God rest the souls of that poor family... and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes." Al Swearengen

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    • LoungeMachine
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 32576

      #3
      Re: is it just me...

      Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
      I have been trying to get into here for days, and it's so slow that i get a white screen of death. do i have a problem on my end or is it that this place has been jumpin lately because of the reunion and it is standing room only. lol
      We were hoping you were going to get the hint, Oz......




      I have basic DSL, and pages sometimes load as if I'm using a 14.4 modem with spliced lines and a commodore.

      Can imagine what some peeps still on dial up are dealing with.

      I remember a couple of years ago we were seeing 1,300+ users at a time, so I dont think it's all traffic...

      Just more time to drink more beer between loads.

      Originally posted by Kristy
      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
      Originally posted by cadaverdog
      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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      • jharp84
        Veteran
        • Mar 2004
        • 2096

        #4
        Re: Re: is it just me...

        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
        Just more time to drink more beer between loads.

        Or Jack n' Coke! Or whatever!

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        • Ozzy Fudd
          Veteran
          • Jan 2004
          • 1667

          #5
          Re: Re: is it just me...

          Originally posted by LoungeMachine
          We were hoping you were going to get the hint, Oz......




          I have basic DSL, and pages sometimes load as if I'm using a 14.4 modem with spliced lines and a commodore.

          Can imagine what some peeps still on dial up are dealing with.

          I remember a couple of years ago we were seeing 1,300+ users at a time, so I dont think it's all traffic...

          Just more time to drink more beer between loads.

          Sad friggin thing is i got Broadband i just defraged and cleaned up this old boat it's at 70% now LMFAO
          Roth Army MP
          Originally posted by Panamark
          Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
          or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
          Originally posted by BITEYOASS
          She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
          Originally posted by JAY HALE
          so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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          • Nickdfresh
            SUPER MODERATOR

            • Oct 2004
            • 49205

            #6
            The board needs to be updated, it's five years behind the times...

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            • Panamark
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 17160

              #7
              Ive noticed the faster the connection, the better this place
              works.. From my main office, (mega fast connection)
              I get the occasional white screen (Which I believe is
              an imcompatibility problem between our older version
              of V-Bulletin and the ISP's web server software)

              However from standard DSL connections I get
              white pages all over the shop...

              Loungeman ! 14.4 k ??

              Keep that, the Smithsonian will be after that shortly....
              BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
              Love ya Mary Frances!

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              • Nickdfresh
                SUPER MODERATOR

                • Oct 2004
                • 49205

                #8
                Re: Re: Re: is it just me...

                Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
                Sad friggin thing is i got Broadband i just defraged and cleaned up this old boat it's at 70% now LMFAO
                If you can, maybe wipe and reload everything, and use a Firefox browser...

                This thing is pretty ticky for me. Sometimes the Forums are (mostly) fast, like tonight. Other times, things seem to 'time-out' and 'hang' a lot, and it seems to not have a lot to do with how many peoples are on...

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                • naturochem
                  Head Fluffer
                  • May 2004
                  • 495

                  #9
                  I'm pulling nearly 2MB/s & the joint is crawling, although it has improved since the afternoon...
                  CVH LIVE (OAK/SF) '78, '79(X2), '80(X2) +MOR, '81(X3), '82, USFest '83, '84 & 2007!

                  http://www.hellsangelsmcoakland.com/...Support-V2.jpg

                  "God rest the souls of that poor family... and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes." Al Swearengen

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                  • jharp84
                    Veteran
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 2096

                    #10
                    It's my fault! Again! INTERNET PORN! What ya gonna DO???

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                    • ace diamond
                      Full Member Status

                      • Sep 2004
                      • 3863

                      #11
                      Re: Re: Re: is it just me...

                      Originally posted by jharp84
                      Or Jack n' Coke! Or whatever!
                      BOILERMAKERS!!!!!!
                      Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                      When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                      "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                      • Ozzy Fudd
                        Veteran
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 1667

                        #12
                        Re: Re: Re: Re: is it just me...

                        Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                        If you can, maybe wipe and reload everything
                        Yup that's the ticket alright i'm zoomin right along now. i guess a good bath does work
                        Roth Army MP
                        Originally posted by Panamark
                        Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
                        or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
                        Originally posted by BITEYOASS
                        She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
                        Originally posted by JAY HALE
                        so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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                        • ZahZoo
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 8970

                          #13
                          Software upgrade would definately be in order.

                          One thing you could do short term that would make a huge difference... is shut off the image links in titles and signatures.

                          While it's entertaining to see the various hottie shots... every page view has to go out all over the net and link/load all of those large images and resize to the user's screen resolution. That's a shitload of unescessry overhead both for your web server/host bandwidth plus your user's end systems to handle in caching each page load.
                          "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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