I'm a Lying Troll, and Can't Keep My Stories Straight

**ace diamond** · 10-24-2007, 12:05 AM

I live near where the slide and grass valley fires are raging. i was visiting a couple of my brothers in san bernardino,CA today,and when i got there,it was raining ash all over the city-downtown, fucking everywhere. the visibility was about 10 feet.......smoke was so thick,with all the ash raining down that every where i turned people were wearing dust,gas and oxygen masks.breathing was very hard for me.....i am asthmatic. most of the highways are closed. i had to take the bus there. my brothers might get evacuated. i might be evacuated too. and I am in Yucaipa,CA.

CHIMPY AND THE GORVERNATOR are coming here on thursday. the local evacuation centers at the national orange show events center in san bernardino and the san bernardino county fairgrounds in victorville are on the list of places these opportunist assholes will be visiting with homeland security director michael chertoff already here. this place is always a fucking shithole.......but everyone here is afraid that once fema gets involed (which they will soon be) it will be another major fuck-up like with new orleans after hurricane katrina........we're fucked!!!!!

**Blackflag** · 10-24-2007, 01:25 AM

Originally posted by ace diamond
THE GORVERNATOR

So there's a fire nipping at your ass, and you can't fucking breathe because the smoke is so thick.

So fucking leave, you stupid mother fucker. What are you waiting for, somebody to pick you up and carry you away? Waiting for a check, maybe?

Just leave, you stupid putz. Either that, or just shut up and let natural selection make you crispy.

**ace diamond** · 10-24-2007, 01:27 AM

Originally posted by Blackflag
So there's a fire nipping at your ass, and you can't fucking breathe because the smoke is so thick.

So fucking leave, you stupid mother fucker. What are you waiting for, somebody to pick you up and carry you away? Waiting for a check, maybe?

Just leave, you stupid putz. Either that, or just shut up and let natural selection make you crispy.

HEY FUCKHEAD.......I'M BLIND YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

**Blackflag** · 10-24-2007, 01:30 AM

Well, I haven't seen that one on the internet before.

Somebody accuses you of being mentally handicapped, so you pretend to be physically handicapped. I'm not sure if that makes you a genius, or if that just confirms the former.

One thing I know for sure, though...SoCal is the only place in the US that blind people can live. So I guess it's time for a bar-b-que...

**ace diamond** · 10-24-2007, 01:32 AM

I use a Special Voice attachment that tells me what each post reads. i can then tell the computer what i want to say in response. it is then posted.

**Blackflag** · 10-24-2007, 01:33 AM

Let me help out with that...I'm giving you the finger and calling you a stupid asshole again.

**ace diamond** · 10-24-2007, 01:35 AM

Originally posted by Blackflag
Well, I haven't seen that one on the internet before.

Somebody accuses you of being mentally handicapped, so you pretend to be physically handicapped. I'm not sure if that makes you a genius, or if that just confirms the former.

One thing I know for sure, though...SoCal is the only place in the US that blind people can live. So I guess it's time for a bar-b-que...

i have bbq's with my friends all the fucking time.

maybe one day we will bbq you.

i am legally blind. that is not a joke. Do not make fun of someone because of a disability. Not fucking cool. my brain is perfectly funtional.
my eyes are defective. do not insult my intelligence. i will rip you to shreds.

**ace diamond** · 10-24-2007, 01:36 AM

I AM NOT STUPID. AND IT'S ACEHOLE.....GET IT RIGHT, BITCH!!!

**Blackflag** · 10-24-2007, 01:40 AM

Originally posted by ace diamond
do not insult my intelligence. i will rip you to shreds.

On a last note, let me just reveal to the world what a completely worthless asshole of a human being you are by pointing out:

1. a voice recognition program would not be able to interface with an html that is constantly changing with new posts, so that it knows what post you want read and what parts you have already read.

2. a voice recognition program would not have the mispellings of common words like you have.

3. it would not have all the varied periods of ellipses that you have ......

In conclusion, douchebag, the next time somebody accuses you of being stupid and you're looking for sympathy...

better to play the "I have no balls" handicap. That one is tough to disprove.

:fucku2:

**ace diamond** · 10-24-2007, 01:43 AM

1. I'VE GOT BIG BALLS.
2.FOR THE MOMENT......I HAVE A FRIEND OF MINE READING TO ME WHAT IS SAID AND TYPING MY RESPONSES FOR ME. SO HE HAS WIDE-FINGER SYNDROME........BIG DEAL.....HE'S A BIG BURLY BIKER.

**Blackflag** · 10-24-2007, 01:45 AM

Originally posted by ace diamond
HE'S A BIG BURLY BIKER.

Why am I not surprised?

When you look in the mirror tomorrow morning, remind yourself that you go on the internet and pretend to be handicapped. Douchebag.

**ace diamond** · 10-24-2007, 01:46 AM

ALSO,FUCKSTICK, AND THIS IS ACE'S BIG BULRY BIKER FRIEND TALKING.........WHEN HE USES HIS VIOCE INTERFACE PROGRAM, I HAVE TO GO TO THE TROUBLE OF MAKING IT WORK SO IT CAN BE POSTED IN HTML OR ANY OTHER FORMAT.

MORE OFTEN THAN NOT......I AM TYPING WHAT HE SAYS AND READING TO HIM AS WELL.
HE LIVES WITH ME AND MY WIFE..........WE TAKE CARE OF HIM AND MY WIFE BLIND BROTHER.

**ace diamond** · 10-24-2007, 01:47 AM

SO GO FUCK YOURSELF.

**ace diamond** · 10-24-2007, 01:50 AM

Originally posted by Blackflag
Why am I not surprised?

When you look in the mirror tomorrow morning, remind yourself that you go on the internet and pretend to be handicapped. Douchebag.

NOT POSSIBLE. IT WOULD BE POINTLESS.I WOULD BE UNABLE TO SEE ANYTHING.

**ace diamond** · 10-24-2007, 01:51 AM

AND I DO NOT PRETEND TO BE HANDICAPPED. SSI OUT HERE FOR THE BLIND IT $940 A MONTH. THAT IS WHAT I LIVE ON.

**Blackflag** · 10-24-2007, 01:54 AM

You're a worthless, lying whore...and so is your mother.

You may leave this forum now.

**ace diamond** · 10-24-2007, 02:01 AM

Originally posted by Blackflag
You're a worthless, lying whore...and so is your mother.

You may leave this forum now.

HEY, IF YOU WANT TO INSULT ME, THAT'S FINE.

DO NOT INSULT MY MOTHER. YOU LEAVE HER OUT OF THIS. THAT WOMAN IS A SAINT. YOU JUST CROSSED THE FUCKING LINE........HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I INSULTED YOUR MOTHER?
YOU KNOW FULL WELL YOU WOULD BE READY TO KILL SOME ONE FOR THAT.

NOW...IF I HAVE A FUCKING PEOBLEM WITH SOME ONE, I NEVER,EVER INSULT ANYONE BUT THAT PERSON.

MOTHERS ARE PRECIOUS TREASURES. WITHOUT THEM TO GIVE BIRTH AND THEREFORE GIVE YOU LIFE, YOU WOULD NOT EXIST.

SO LET'S LEAVE OUR FAMILIES OUT OF THIS. I DO NOT STOOP TO THAT LEVEL. NOT COOL.

**Nitro Express** · 10-24-2007, 02:02 AM

Only at the army. "We're burning down. I might lose everything!"

Then it turns into "You sack of shit." "I'm blind" "fuck you!"

Ha! ha! ha!

**ace diamond** · 10-24-2007, 02:02 AM

NITRO....ALWAYS THE COMEDIAN!

**ace diamond** · 10-24-2007, 02:08 AM

Originally posted by Nitro Express
Only at the army. "We're burning down. I might lose everything!"

Then it turns into "You sack of shit." "I'm blind" "fuck you!"

Ha! ha! ha!

**Nitro Express** · 10-24-2007, 02:41 AM

Well what are you going to do. God is letting So Cal burn and Chimpy and FEMA are on the way to save you. I think I would be fucking suicidal.

**ace diamond** · 10-24-2007, 03:47 AM

MY DAD CALLED. HE ASKED ABOUT THE SITUATION. HE LIVES IN COLORADO. I WILL BE FLYING TO COLORADO FRIDAY MORNING. I WILL BE THERE FOR 2 WEEKS UNTIL THESE DAMN FIRES ARE OUT.
MY DAD WILL HAVE MY GRANDPA(WHO LIVES IN SO CAL BUT SAFELY FAR FROM THE FIRES) COME OVER TO VERIFY IF MY HOME IS STILL STANDING OR NOT. BEING THAT I DOUBT IT WILL GET THIS FAR......I WILL THEN MOST LIKELY COME HOME.

**ace diamond** · 10-24-2007, 03:48 AM

and btw.....fuck god-hail satan!

**BITEYOASS** · 10-24-2007, 10:16 AM

Hope they didn't use all the water for those moisture intensive crops they grow in the middle of the desert. And trust me, I've been to Imperial county plenty of times. If they have to use the Salton sea, then SoCal is gonna smell like a Tijuana garbage dump. Hope everyone except those rabid ego celebrities recover.

**LoungeMachine** · 10-24-2007, 12:24 PM

ace diamond is a lying troll fuckwit.

**LoungeMachine** · 10-31-2007, 03:05 PM

Originally posted by ace diamond
I use a Special Voice attachment that tells me what each post reads. i can then tell the computer what i want to say in response. it is then posted.

Originally posted by Blackflag
On a last note, let me just reveal to the world what a completely worthless asshole of a human being you are by pointing out:

1. a voice recognition program would not be able to interface with an html that is constantly changing with new posts, so that it knows what post you want read and what parts you have already read.

2. a voice recognition program would not have the mispellings of common words like you have.

3. it would not have all the varied periods of ellipses that you have ......

In conclusion, douchebag, the next time somebody accuses you of being stupid and you're looking for sympathy...

better to play the "I have no balls" handicap. That one is tough to disprove.

:fucku2:

Originally posted by ace diamond
ALSO,FUCKSTICK, AND THIS IS ACE'S BIG BULRY BIKER FRIEND TALKING.........WHEN HE USES HIS VIOCE INTERFACE PROGRAM, I HAVE TO GO TO THE TROUBLE OF MAKING IT WORK SO IT CAN BE POSTED IN HTML OR ANY OTHER FORMAT.

MORE OFTEN THAN NOT......I AM TYPING WHAT HE SAYS AND READING TO HIM AS WELL.
HE LIVES WITH ME AND MY WIFE..........WE TAKE CARE OF HIM AND MY WIFE BLIND BROTHER.

LMMFAO

So which is the truth?

Is it ace's BIG BURLY BIKER BOYFRIEND posting for him, forgetting the cap lock key????

More often than not, someone is typing for him and reading what it says?

Not sure which is more pathetic....

Pretending to be blind....

Or pretending your big burly biker boyfriend is "typing" for you.

cadaverdog could really learn from this troll...

They have much in common.

**LoungeMachine** · 10-31-2007, 03:06 PM

Originally posted by ace diamond
MY DAD CALLED. HE ASKED ABOUT THE SITUATION. HE LIVES IN COLORADO. I WILL BE FLYING TO COLORADO FRIDAY MORNING. I WILL BE THERE FOR 2 WEEKS UNTIL THESE DAMN FIRES ARE OUT.
MY DAD WILL HAVE MY GRANDPA(WHO LIVES IN SO CAL BUT SAFELY FAR FROM THE FIRES) COME OVER TO VERIFY IF MY HOME IS STILL STANDING OR NOT. BEING THAT I DOUBT IT WILL GET THIS FAR......I WILL THEN MOST LIKELY COME HOME.

Gee, I guess you never made the trip, huh troll?

**ace diamond** · 10-31-2007, 03:17 PM

lounge,you are a cunt.

**ace diamond** · 10-31-2007, 03:19 PM

the trip wound up not being needed. by friday,they had a good enough handle on thew fires that yucaipa was no longer threatened,and the air had cleaned up a bit.

you sir are an

**LoungeMachine** · 10-31-2007, 03:20 PM

You brought it on yourself, troll.

I suppose now you'll say BlackFlag "put words in your mouth"

So, is this you posting?

Who is reading you the posts?

**LoungeMachine** · 10-31-2007, 03:21 PM

Originally posted by ace diamond
the trip wound up not being needed. by friday,they had a good enough handle on thew fires that yucaipa was no longer threatened,and the air had cleaned up a bit.

you sir are an

Liar.

You're a liar, plain and simple.

**ace diamond** · 10-31-2007, 03:27 PM

you really do need that mirror.

**ace diamond** · 10-31-2007, 03:29 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Liar.

You're a liar, plain and simple.

lounge, get a life. grow up. for once in your life,try acting your age,not your iq.

**FORD** · 10-31-2007, 03:30 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine

Who is reading you the posts?

His seeing eye dog?

**ace diamond** · 10-31-2007, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
ace diamond is a lying troll fuckwit.

way to complet6ely change your posts there lounge.

**LoungeMachine** · 10-31-2007, 03:33 PM

Originally posted by FORD
His seeing eye dog?

Originally posted by ace diamond
ALSO,FUCKSTICK, AND THIS IS ACE'S BIG BULRY BIKER FRIEND TALKING.........WHEN HE USES HIS VIOCE INTERFACE PROGRAM, I HAVE TO GO TO THE TROUBLE OF MAKING IT WORK SO IT CAN BE POSTED IN HTML OR ANY OTHER FORMAT.

MORE OFTEN THAN NOT......I AM TYPING WHAT HE SAYS AND READING TO HIM AS WELL.
HE LIVES WITH ME AND MY WIFE..........WE TAKE CARE OF HIM AND MY WIFE BLIND BROTHER.

**LoungeMachine** · 10-31-2007, 03:37 PM

Originally posted by ace diamond
ALSO,FUCKSTICK, AND THIS IS ACE'S BIG BULRY BIKER FRIEND TALKING.........WHEN HE USES HIS VIOCE INTERFACE PROGRAM, I HAVE TO GO TO THE TROUBLE OF MAKING IT WORK SO IT CAN BE POSTED IN HTML OR ANY OTHER FORMAT.

MORE OFTEN THAN NOT......I AM TYPING WHAT HE SAYS AND READING TO HIM AS WELL.
HE LIVES WITH ME AND MY WIFE..........WE TAKE CARE OF HIM AND MY WIFE BLIND BROTHER.

More often than not......

Hmm...

**matt19** · 10-31-2007, 04:42 PM

LMAO this thread is fucking hilarious

**ace diamond** · 10-31-2007, 05:17 PM

Originally posted by ace diamond
lounge, get a life. grow up. for once in your life,try acting your age,not your iq.

hey lounge, do the world a favor, go take a long walk off of a short pier.

**LoungeMachine** · 10-31-2007, 05:21 PM

Originally posted by matt19
LMAO this thread is fucking hilarious

Isn't it?

Fun for all ages!!!!

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