Actually I did all those this fall. :pOriginally posted by LoungeMachine
Need your windows done, too?
You do YARD work?
Actually I did all those this fall. :pOriginally posted by LoungeMachine
Need your windows done, too?
You do YARD work?
I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time. ~Susie Q 2009
Anyone heard from hitch?Originally posted by POJO_Risin
this place hasn't been an internet getaway in a long fucking time.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Is hitch your reason for coming here, Steve?Originally posted by Steve Savicki
Anyone heard from hitch?
Twistin' by the pool.
I clean your toilets! For free!Originally posted by Susie Q
All I wanna know is....
Can someone come here and CLEAN MY HOUSE?!!! CHRIST, to get a break of this whole thing would be lovely.
Sweet Jesus, I'm back in Lounge's sig!!!!!
Almost makes up for not having MA in the Van Halen Revision Tour!!!!
That is all.
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I'm Jealous!Originally posted by conmee
Sweet Jesus, I'm back in Lounge's sig!!!!!
Almost makes up for not having MA in the Van Halen Revision Tour!!!!
That is all.
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Nah, only wondered why da mon who called up Sarge on the red phone doesn't participate as much any more.Originally posted by bueno bob
Is hitch your reason for coming here, Steve?
Originally posted by conmee
Gentlemen (and Gentlewomen, assuming they haven't all been chased away),
One of the founding tenets (as in rulez, not rent paying foolz) of this site and one that Sarge promoted from the get-go was as few or no rulez as possible, each according to his own, the weak-willed and sensitive, to be washed away... it's liberalism without the attendent pussification as found in the political arena... it's no holds barred (99.9% of the time), and hurt feelings, offended sensibilities be damned.
If you are on this site and have even an inkling of an idea of how to "imrpove" it by way of banningz, rulez, regulationz, cleaning house, you're at the wrong site. Despite how loose this site is run, it never wants for more fans... it's a monopoly of sorts on the Internet... if you don't fucking like it leave... where you gonna go? You'll be back.... so relax and chill, fight your online battles, join your online cliques, hell, interbreed and intermarry (I hear that's what Panamark and his sister did... lol ;-) ), it's all the same... nothing stays the same, but nothing changes.
You know what happens when you start trying to legislate what's right or wrong, good or bad... you get someone's (or small group's) idea of morality or proper or good behavior and everyone is treated like a child, and everyone turns into an online pussified version of themselves looking to mods/webbies for help or to redress grievances... what you get, my friends, is VH Links. Luckily, you can have cyberspace anarchy (the way Sarge intended it) or you can have cyberspace police state (the way VH Links intended it)... pick your poison... or shut the fuck up and start your own utopia and see how that works out... Von at DDLR.com gave it a go, and from all indications, he's prospering in his neck of the woods, but his site lacks the breadth, depth, craziness, nonsense of this site... (not that that's a good thing), but fuck, it is what it is.
So why have mods? Figureheads... sometimes you gotta give people a purpose so they feel life is worth living... like the apostles... a couple magic tricks, pull some bread and fish out of a hat, and voila! A new religion! So mods are more like Keystone Kops... they serve a purpose, just not a very useful one... not that they are bad, but c'mon, it's 99% anarchy here... mod status is just a blue ribbon we attach to your dinner jacket to make you feel special...
And webbies? we were just the first saps to join the site, so we filled the shoes by default... plus I was the only one with tech/linux skillz, and every dictator needs at least one Dr. of Death, someone handy with the machinery, and that was me. Pojo, he's our propoganda minister, and Brownsound is Secretary of Female Interiors... Mez, well, he is focused on finance and Asian 'tang.
So there you have it... stop bitching, this place will get WORSE before it gets BETTER (pending agreement on definitions for BETTER and WORSE).... for now, like rape, if it's inevitable, at least ask for a courtesy lube prior... it all goes much more smoothly that way... lol
I now return to my previous drinking binge...
That is all.
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i think i will be joining you in returning to said drinking binge.
Cheers!
Originally posted by Hyman Roth
Its no secret: I think the Army is pure shit. I can count on one hand the posters over there that I enjoy reading with a few fingers left over. The rest is a bunch of drooling at the mouth fucking idiots. I rarely ever go there. Elvis is a born-again, male-nurse prick that rarely has anything to contribute.
Chooch, I don't get your sig pic... is that a Gary Cherone photochop?
Oh, and I'm not stabbing Hyman by the way. Just am curious about the weird pic.
So where does number 2 fit in?Originally posted by conmee
And webbies? we were just the first saps to join the site, so we filled the shoes by default... plus I was the only one with tech/linux skillz, and every dictator needs at least one Dr. of Death, someone handy with the machinery, and that was me. Pojo, he's our propoganda minister, and Brownsound is Secretary of Female Interiors... Mez, well, he is focused on finance and Asian 'tang.
Who is hitch1969?Originally posted by Steve Savicki
So where does number 2 fit in?
hitch1969 is the Franchise Player of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you matter.. you don\'t. If you think you are important.. think again. hitch1969 is the star of this show. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of these forums and dont you ever forget it!Who is hitch1969?
"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!
Does hitch1969 deserve a sticky?
sticky this bitch immediately or YOU ARE FIRED! Show the brilliant hitch1969 the respect that member number 2 deserves.Does hitch1969 deserve a sticky?
HAHAHA!!Originally posted by jharp84
I clean your toilets! For free!
Domesticated©™® and Emasculated©™® Browneye©™®
In addition to being the Franchise Playah©™®, let's just say hitch is the "Final Solution"©™® He's the vinegar in this Douche©™® we call a Website, he's the alcohol content in our Booze©™®, the Landing Strip©™® in our Pr0n©™®.... he's sunshine on a cloudy day, he's a million stars above us, and a million souls below, he's The Dude, in short, the Hitchman simply IS.... the alpha-male and the omega-man in a gay-non-gay way, there's more than meets the omniscient, omnipresent, Domesticated©™® and Emasculated©™® Browneye©™®, if you can read between the lines and "Dig It"©™®.
That is all.
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if it didn't bother you , you wouldn't make such a big deal out of itOriginally posted by ZahZoo
Ya know... for the most part it was no biggie to have flappo and his new apprentice (Hyman) wage their silly crap in the dump. Nothing new... definately not a board war by any stretch. Just 2 guys who wore out their welcome at DDLR and were afforded a place to continue their game here.
nice of you to give me props on the first page , at least you know your place so that's a start
as for wearing out my welcome at von's site , i was a mod here long before i modded there - get yer facts right
i just made a choice - between the real deal and a cheap imitation
mod at the world famous roth army or spam a lad of crap over at your dull little shithole*
a bit like van halen and van hagar
capiche ?
oh and fucking with my av and sig over there means YOU'RE the owned ones , my friends.. sesh must be really pissed
*the best bit is the only thread in your entire site with over 100k views was actually started in MY dick dastardly's drinking den over 4 years ago - the very same forum that sesh got a virtual hard on from deleting
haha - how sad
Bothered? LOL nah it was your young padi-wan apprentice that got bothered and shot his wad all over main and here... You need to instill some dignity in that boy if he's going to represent the Greater Popgear Youth Jugend.Originally posted by flappo
if it didn't bother you , you wouldn't make such a big deal out of it
nice of you to give me props on the first page , at least you know your place so that's a start
Differences aside flappo... at least I can respect you for your originality and the cuntributions to the general madness of the Roth web world. Your peg-boy has a long way to go...
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
oh well , i'm glad i made you chuckle
the innernet is oh so very serious in a very oh so self important way
it's just a shame that we all argue amongst ourselves when basically we all agree on one thing
dlr uber alles
edit: dlr army uber alles
i dunno wot i can say aboot your boring old crap hole
uhhuhuh™hitch©
The thing about this silly forum stuff is it's all still there for anyone to check what actually happened if they give a shit.Originally posted by flappo
if it didn't bother you , you wouldn't make such a big deal out of it
nice of you to give me props on the first page , at least you know your place so that's a start
as for wearing out my welcome at von's site , i was a mod here long before i modded there - get yer facts right
i just made a choice - between the real deal and a cheap imitation
mod at the world famous roth army or spam a lad of crap over at your dull little shithole*
a bit like van halen and van hagar
capiche ?
oh and fucking with my av and sig over there means YOU'RE the owned ones , my friends.. sesh must be really pissed
*the best bit is the only thread in your entire site with over 100k views was actually started in MY dick dastardly's drinking den over 4 years ago - the very same forum that sesh got a virtual hard on from deleting
haha - how sad
Still a bit odd to keep on trying to rewrite boring interweb board history but whatever floats your boat.
Sad indeed.
Cheers!
"The thing about this silly forum stuff is it's all still there for anyone to check what actually happened if they give a shit."
apart from the fact that you deleted it all
i suggest you stop drinking , it's fucking up what's left of that tiny particle of brain lodged in your bung eyed skull
Damn Zahzoo, I hate to see you & Sesh so bitter and upset.
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Trollidillo-T
a) I didn't delete it although someone else renamed the forumOriginally posted by flappo
"The thing about this silly forum stuff is it's all still there for anyone to check what actually happened if they give a shit."
apart from the fact that you deleted it all
i suggest you stop drinking , it's fucking up what's left of that tiny particle of brain lodged in your bung eyed skull
b) I was talking about your 500 post psychotic pissing fit when you were demodded by Von for lying which is all at this forum.
c) I suggest you get a life.
Is that a photoshop from your kiddie porn collection?Originally posted by Hyman Roth
Damn Zahzoo, I hate to see you Sesh so bitter and upset.
Its funny how some of the people who take this messageboard crap
reeeeeel seriously mistakenly think that everyone takes it as seriously
as they do.
Awww Sesh - don't be so angwy.Originally posted by Seshmeister
Is that a photoshop from your kiddie porn collection?
this from a dork who spends not only all day and night on the netOriginally posted by Seshmeister
a) I didn't delete it although someone else renamed the forum
b) I was talking about your 500 post psychotic pissing fit when you were demodded by Von for lying which is all at this forum.
c) I suggest you get a life.
but all his dough ( that if he was a responsible parent ) he'd be using for his children's education etc
sesh , you're a dopey arrogant predictable fucking moron
and those are your plus points
OWNED™
yes , but sesh doesn't take any of this seriouslyOriginally posted by Hyman Roth
Its funny how some of the people who take this messageboard crap
reeeeeel seriously mistakenly think that everyone takes it as seriously
as they do.
no
here is a pm he sent me when i kicked his skottish drunken ass a few years ago
"Sometimes I think you are nutcase stalker other times I think you are just playing the internet game to it's limit.
Either way it doesn't make a difference to me I'm not like Mandirt or Riddler or whatever.
You're guesses about me working for the NHS, being poor, having a bung eye(whatever that means some anon thing?) or having bad sperm are all entirely wrong.
Whatever.
Maybe I should have PM'd you about the mod password thing. I'm sorry about that but hey mistakes on both sides.
Anyhoo personally I think your war with me makes you look worse than me whatever you post. You kind of let loose your best stuff in the first hour anyways.
Don't mistake indifference for weakness, do you honestly think that I couldn't photoshop the hell out of you?
That's not a threat at all I was really busy last time you got upset.
Personally the internet stuff fir me is all shit and giggles and I pop in and look at it while I'm working.
It's totally up to you. If you want to spend the next few weeks following every post I make at RothArmy calling me an infertile bung eye cunt that's fine by me. I won't lose sleep about it at all..."
see ?
he's not taking it seriously AT ALL !!
GODAMMNIT !!!
so sesh , when you gonna photoshop me and hyman into oblivion , then ?
You're like a kid crying for attention.
Any kind of attention.
Away and join a retired seamstress club or something.
that all you got ?
HAHAH
pathetic™
you talk the talk , but that's it
no back up , no skills , no nothing
no wonder you live in a shithole like skotland
if you came down to london you'd probably be arrested and put in battersea dogs home
i think this situation, this complete break down in relations can only be saved by one man and one man alone
max bygraves
Originally posted by flappo
i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs
Originally posted by Cato
translating your Japanese.
"Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."
omae baka dana?
Who?
Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
Originally Posted by Seshmeister
It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
Is Max coming back, Grimsdale?
The possibilities are neverending...
Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?
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http://hitchworld1969.com/CIRCLEofTR...c=351&start=25Originally posted by conmee
Douglas, goddammit, don't ignore a NIGGA when he's reachin' out to you...
ummmmmm
Originally posted by flappo
that all you got ?
HAHAH
pathetic™
you talk the talk , but that's it
no back up , no skills , no nothing
no wonder you live in a shithole like skotland
if you came down to london you'd probably be arrested and put in battersea dogs home
Another Flappo Friday night in with no friends or girlfriend?
You're the expert pal assuming I would take the time to photoshop you tell me what I should do to your pic?
a) Add your head to a fat body.
b) Add yellow rotting teeth and make an English teeth joke.
c) Add your head to a pic of the guy who looks after my garden making a joke about shitty clothes?
d) Photoshop your face so it looks ugly?
e) Stick a middle aged women beside your pic and pretend it's your girlfriend even though we both know you get less pussy than Lou and haven't been near a girl in at least 6 years now.(Explains a lot).
I just can't beat mother nature.
31,322 posts at the Joe Rogan board after they deleted over 20 000 of your previous total.
13 881 here
1985 as flappospammo at DDLR.com
1011 as Kevin Turvey at DDLR.com
And all of those since the last time both sites went tits up a few years ago.
And for what? If god fucking forgive I was some disabled agrophobe with personal problems spending 24/7 on the internet I would at least have a better fucking ELife than you. After 7 years I would have a sad bastard blog or something with at least a few thousand readers. Divide the posts by the views in your threads. There are only 6 or 7 people reading your crap. PopQueer? Gimme a fucking break. The place for photoshops is BT3A.com where hundreds of people post funny shit not pathetic crap like yours.
But of course they banned you there for being crap.
You are owned by life and that sucks pal.
I feel kind of bad spending a few minutes EOwning you again because most of the time I feel sorry for you.
Feel free to spend all day Sunday venting your fucking revirgin anger at me and at the world in general.
If I was you I would be angry too.
Cheers!
Last edited by Seshmeister; 11-23-2007 at 08:57 PM.
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