Clean The House Goddamitt!!!

[Seshmeister]

Oh and here's a photoshop of Flappo's new pedopal Hyman.



I can't download his pic and photoshop it even if I could be bothered because I don't want to be associated with someone that's into kiddie porn so Jeff you can breathe out now fatty.

[Chooch MaGooch]

[flappo]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Oh and here's a photoshop of Flappo's new pedopal Hyman.



I can't download his pic and photoshop it even if I could be bothered because I don't want to be associated with someone that's into kiddie porn so Jeff you can breathe out now fatty.

wow , another animated gif / photoshop ( probably from b3ta.com - a favorite haunt of untalented hacks like you to steal from ) that you're incapable of producing yourself

well done , sesh

you sure showed him - not

[flappo]

Originally posted by Seshmeister


Another Flappo Friday night in with no friends or girlfriend?

You're the expert pal assuming I would take the time to photoshop you tell me what I should do to your pic?

a) Add your head to a fat body.

b) Add yellow rotting teeth and make an English teeth joke.

c) Add your head to a pic of the guy who looks after my garden making a joke about shitty clothes?

d) Photoshop your face so it looks ugly?

e) Stick a middle aged women beside your pic and pretend it's your girlfriend even though we both know you get less pussy than Lou and haven't been near a girl in at least 6 years now.(Explains a lot).

I just can't beat mother nature.

31,322 posts at the Joe Rogan board after they deleted over 20 000 of your previous total.

13 881 here
1985 as flappospammo at DDLR.com
1011 as Kevin Turvey at DDLR.com

And all of those since the last time both sites went tits up a few years ago.

And for what? If god fucking forgive I was some disabled agrophobe with personal problems spending 24/7 on the internet I would at least have a better fucking ELife than you. After 7 years I would have a sad bastard blog or something with at least a few thousand readers. Divide the posts by the views in your threads. There are only 6 or 7 people reading your crap. PopQueer? Gimme a fucking break. The place for photoshops is BT3A.com where hundreds of people post funny shit not pathetic crap like yours.

But of course they banned you there for being crap.

You are owned by life and that sucks pal.

I feel kind of bad spending a few minutes EOwning you again because most of the time I feel sorry for you.

Feel free to spend all day Sunday venting your fucking revirgin anger at me and at the world in general.

If I was you I would be angry too.

Cheers!

re my face , i'm miles better looking than you , quasi and i've got loads more dough and more free time - things that must really annoy a jobsworth pen pusher like you , get back to your desk and shuffle some papers , pal

your face is so malformed , i'm pretty sure they used it as the prototype for kermit the frog

i have access to plenty of high class pussy - in fact in the biz i'm in - i'm surrounded by it - the mere fact i don't bother shouting aboot it says it all , you'd be amazed by the level of totty a camera and a few frocks can attract - although you're stuck with some old hag in a skottish council flat - so what would you know ?

and as for making a point of my post count - haha - i'm fast and witty - can i help being smarter , funnier and more creative than a dope like you ?

i didn't respond eralier to your post as i was playing super mario galaxy with some mates - not drunkenly posting incoherent ( edited ) babble on a messageboard in the middle of the night ( talk aboot being owned - pot m eet kettle )

as for my pathetic crap , it's a hobby , not unlike popping the over inflated egos of arrogant fuckos like you , one that i'm very good at , judging by the reaction i just got from you - OWNED BEEEYOTCH™ - and again you claim you could chop me to death - but resort to linking to a b3ta chop - how very very sad and predictable

i realise you're jealous of me in so many ways , hitch likes me more than you , brett likes me and hates you , i've got my own forum here and you're stuck with your innane shithole , i've made an impact on this and just aboot every other site i post on ( the GRATE and POPGEAR stuff ) look at peeps sigs etc ask joe rogan ( tv star ) - the guy idolises me ! then there's the mac and other sites where i'm loved and lauded - too fucking funneee...

basically as i'm original and have talent

2 things that you could never be accused of

plus the mere fact you edited that load of crap proves my point

..

you came on the forum hours after me - drunk - and angry - and posted a load of sad fucking crap - with a chop you stole from another site

and still think you've got one over me



see - i told you were a delusional prick

[flappo]

here's a few pogears to illustrate my point

you know - those things that talented peeps like me can do

and zero talent hacks like you have to steal from another site ( like b3ta.com )

haha - owned dope

[flappo]

and for the final nail in your e-coffin

in each part of the uk , each part has a national figure that symbolises the sheer ethos of the place we call home

in england we have sherlock holmes , the world renowned master sleuth

in wales they are synonymous with rugby

and in skotland

rab c nesbitt - pathetic drunken layabout - no wonder you feel so at home in your wee tenament slum glen

uhuhuh



game set and match™

[flappo]

i love kicking a dog when it's down

especially a drunken skottish one



what did occar wilde say aboot being in the gutter and seeing stars ??

that's every saturday nite fer rab n sesh !!!

uhuhuhu

[Chooch MaGooch]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
Its funny how some of the people who take this messageboard crap
reeeeeel seriously mistakenly think that everyone takes it as seriously
as they do.

LMFAO

[Chooch MaGooch]

Kid Diddler.

[Chooch MaGooch]

Cousin fucker.

[Chooch MaGooch]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth


LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMAO!!

You might want to see someone about that stttt stttt sttttt
stttttuttering problem of yours. FFFFagggggggiiiiiiiittttttttt.

[Hyman Roth]

http://rotharmy.com/forums/showthrea...s&pagenumber=3

Lmao - dude - I know who you are.

You want to play stupid high school games with me on the internet because those were your best days this bad? No game.

Sorry, loser...its Saturday night in a coupla hours - find someone else to play with on the internet - its all you have.

Mod alias - gee, I wonder which one it could be...hmmm....

I'm a kid diddler? Really?

Cute picture of you with your daughter...mmmmmm....

fapfapfapfapfapfap

lmao - go make a list why don't you...

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by flappo

i have access to plenty of high class pussy - in fact in the biz i'm in - i'm surrounded by it - the mere fact i don't bother shouting aboot it says it all , you'd be amazed by the level of totty a camera and a few frocks can attract - although you're stuck with some old hag in a skottish council flat - so what would you know ?

and as for making a point of my post count - haha - i'm fast and witty - can i help being smarter , funnier and more creative than a dope like you ?

i didn't respond eralier to your post as i was playing super mario galaxy with some mates - not drunkenly posting incoherent ( edited ) babble on a messageboard in the middle of the night ( talk aboot being owned - pot m eet kettle )

i realise you're jealous of me in so many ways , hitch likes me more than you , brett likes me and hates you , i've got my own forum here and you're stuck with your innane shithole , i've made an impact on this and just aboot every other site i post on ( the GRATE and POPGEAR stuff ) look at peeps sigs etc ask joe rogan ( tv star ) - the guy idolises me ! then there's the mac and other sites where i'm loved and lauded - too fucking funneee...

basically as i'm original and have talent

This is easily the funniest thing you have ever posted.

LMFAO!

Brilliant!



Cheers!

[flappo]

up at 4 am on a saturday night , you wildman of rock , you ?

or just nursing a hangover from trying to blot out the existence that is your boring little life ?

you volvo driving , nhs software writing zero talented pleb

as for laughing at my post - it's nervous laughter i assume , the realisation that i lead a pretty full and enjoyable lifestyle while you're a dull predictable shell of a man must really hit home



have another dram , mc sesh and try and ease the pain of being a bung eyed failure , m'boy !

[flappo]

no matter how much you try and blot it out with shoe polish and brasso , your life will always be one thing and one thing only

BORING


you see , you ARE boring

that's why you can't hang with the likes of me and the dump meisters , why you got your ass kicked at the rb and haven't posted there for years and why your life is so shit and dull that the only form of escape you have is a board dedicated to some boring old jewfuck hasbeen that nobody gives a shit aboot



now that IS sad

[bueno bob]

I'm confused. I thought I was in the "Bitch About LoungeMachine" forum?

[flappo]

no , this is the sesh gets drunk / owned a lot forum

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I'm confused. I thought I was in the "Bitch About LoungeMachine" forum?

Technically, this is the Bob For Mod Forum....

The Lounge is an Asshole Forum is 3 doors down on your left.

[flappo]

i'm sure that face rings a bell

DING DONG !!

THE BELLS !!!

[ZahZoo]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Technically, this is the Bob For Mod Forum....

Why are y'all holding out on Bob?

That SOB doesn't get nearly enough abuse here... after all he's done too. What a crime!!

[Shaun Ponsonby]

This thread has certainly improved since the dumpmeisters entered

[Hyman Roth]

[flappo]

[Golden AWe]

I think you should all post more porn.

[flappo]

faaak , i sho' kicked that bung eyed skottish cocksuckers ass

uhuhuh™

[Hyman Roth]

flappo > bung-eye

[Hyman Roth]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
I think you should all post more porn.

Post porn around here and you get accused of all kinds of bullshit...

Too bad, innit. I am familar with porn and think I could contribute to
the conversation...

Been there, Fuck that -

[katie]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
Post porn around here and you get accused of all kinds of bullshit...

Too bad, innit. I am familar with porn and think I could contribute to
the conversation...

Been there, Fuck that -

Stop your crying Hyman and fuck off back to the links if ya can't hack it round here anymore

Fucking pussy poster!

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by katie


Stop your crying Hyman and fuck off back to the links if ya can't hack it round here anymore

Fucking pussy poster!

WOW I...i.. i think i love you.
Right to the point type of lady Remind me to not ever get on your bad side.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Technically, this is the Bob For Mod Forum....

The Lounge is an Asshole Forum is 3 doors down on your left.

A HA! (and not the band)

This clarified things cuntsiderably...

[Hyman Roth]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
flappo < bung-eye

fixed it -



Katie - LMAO calling me a child molester didn't work for the alias troll
so (s?)he calls me a pussy to try and piss me off? Nice try loser.

And Ozzie - I never had any problem with you but Fuck you too.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
And Ozzie - I never had any problem with you but Fuck you too.

I'm not exactly feeling included in this bitch-fest.

Can I get a "FUCK YOU BUENO BOB" just for good measure?

[conmee]

Bueno, am I losing my mind or is it every time I see that hot blonde in your signature more of her titties are showing... I coulda swore only a wee bit of aereola was visible two weeks ago, and now I see two nipples! Woohoo!!!!! or the drugs are wearing off...

That is all.

Icon.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
Post porn around here and you get accused of all kinds of bullshit...

ding! ding!

Chalk up another one on the big tote board.

That was a none too subtle "Lounge is an Asshole"

First place is a Cadillac.

Second place, a set of steak knives

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by conmee
Bueno, am I losing my mind .

3 and fucking 9 will do that.

[flappo]

[flappo]

[ZahZoo]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
Post porn around here and you get accused of all kinds of bullshit...

Too bad, innit. I am familar with porn and think I could contribute to
the conversation...

Been there, Fuck that -

Always the victim...

[flappo]

i got no beef with zahzoo or von or sfg or mr walker

the only poster at ddlr that i think is a total and utter fucking dipshit is sesh

he ruins it all for everyone by being a power tripping boring dullard , he was prob a prefect at school , the fucking douchebag

utter UTTER dullard with NO GAME and no style what so fucking ever

plus he looks like quasimodo's grandson on a bad hair day

did i mention he can't afford a mac ?

[flappo]

Originally posted by conmee
Gentlemen (and Gentlewomen, assuming they haven't all been chased away),

One of the founding tenets (as in rulez, not rent paying foolz) of this site and one that Sarge promoted from the get-go was as few or no rulez as possible, each according to his own, the weak-willed and sensitive, to be washed away... it's liberalism without the attendent pussification as found in the political arena... it's no holds barred (99.9% of the time), and hurt feelings, offended sensibilities be damned.

If you are on this site and have even an inkling of an idea of how to "imrpove" it by way of banningz, rulez, regulationz, cleaning house, you're at the wrong site. Despite how loose this site is run, it never wants for more fans... it's a monopoly of sorts on the Internet... if you don't fucking like it leave... where you gonna go? You'll be back.... so relax and chill, fight your online battles, join your online cliques, hell, interbreed and intermarry (I hear that's what Panamark and his sister did... lol ;-) ), it's all the same... nothing stays the same, but nothing changes.

You know what happens when you start trying to legislate what's right or wrong, good or bad... you get someone's (or small group's) idea of morality or proper or good behavior and everyone is treated like a child, and everyone turns into an online pussified version of themselves looking to mods/webbies for help or to redress grievances... what you get, my friends, is VH Links. Luckily, you can have cyberspace anarchy (the way Sarge intended it) or you can have cyberspace police state (the way VH Links intended it)... pick your poison... or shut the fuck up and start your own utopia and see how that works out... Von at DDLR.com gave it a go, and from all indications, he's prospering in his neck of the woods, but his site lacks the breadth, depth, craziness, nonsense of this site... (not that that's a good thing), but fuck, it is what it is.

So why have mods? Figureheads... sometimes you gotta give people a purpose so they feel life is worth living... like the apostles... a couple magic tricks, pull some bread and fish out of a hat, and voila! A new religion! So mods are more like Keystone Kops... they serve a purpose, just not a very useful one... not that they are bad, but c'mon, it's 99% anarchy here... mod status is just a blue ribbon we attach to your dinner jacket to make you feel special...

And webbies? we were just the first saps to join the site, so we filled the shoes by default... plus I was the only one with tech/linux skillz, and every dictator needs at least one Dr. of Death, someone handy with the machinery, and that was me. Pojo, he's our propoganda minister, and Brownsound is Secretary of Female Interiors... Mez, well, he is focused on finance and Asian 'tang.

So there you have it... stop bitching, this place will get WORSE before it gets BETTER (pending agreement on definitions for BETTER and WORSE).... for now, like rape, if it's inevitable, at least ask for a courtesy lube prior... it all goes much more smoothly that way... lol

I now return to my previous drinking binge...

That is all.

Icon.

now THAT'S how to rock n roll !