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  1. 11-29-2007, 12:31 AM #1
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    Funny Stoned Words

    I'll start:

    BUCKET.
    Twistin' by the pool.
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  2. 11-29-2007, 12:32 AM #2
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    Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    SAVICKI.
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    Flange.

    Funny in any context.
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    skillet.


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    R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

    hopefully God will ressurect you

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    Originally posted by Redballjets88
    skillet.


    jew.
    :confused: wtf?

    At least you didnt say Oven








    And the word of the day is: SPATULA
    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
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    Last edited by VanHalener; 11-29-2007 at 05:03 PM.
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    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    And the word of the day is: SPATULA
    Have you been paying attention, or do you actually KNOW me?

    :confused:

    That word and I...have quite a long history...

    And I mean...LONG...
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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    Have you been paying attention, or do you actually KNOW me?

    :confused:

    That word and I...have quite a long history...

    And I mean...LONG...




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    Originally posted by LoungeMachine




    'Kay...I need to go back to cigarettes or something cuz this weed is fucking my shit up... :eek:



    Well, it's nothing a threesome won't fix, I guess.
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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    'Kay...I need to go back to cigarettes or something cuz this weed is fucking my shit up... :eek:
    Perish the thought.

    Oh...and Gazebo.
    Last edited by Isaac R.; 12-04-2007 at 12:06 AM.
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    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    :confused: wtf?

    At least you didnt say Oven

    I laughed so hard I actually just threw up a little bit!
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    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
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    Originally posted by binnie
    Flange.

    Funny in any context.
    But, oh, so inappropriate in a court of law...
    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
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    Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
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    Originally posted by conmee
    If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

    That is all.

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    I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


    Originally posted by Isaac R.
    Then it's really true??:eek:

    The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

    OMFG...who in their right mind...???
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