If you were John Lennon when he was alive, would you have fucked Yoko Ono?

[rustoffa]

I still don't understand how John Lennon found Yoko Ono attractive. I'm tellin' ya, all the mantras and black tar heroin in India couldn't have made a difference. Let's face facts:

1. She was/is ugly.
2. She had/has the voice of a free-range blue jay.

All I can figure is that Lennon had really poor eyesight, and a flair for the artsy-fartsy.

Look at Billy Gibbons: He had a flair for the artsy-fartsy, and wore cheap sunglasses. I bet he wouldn't have fucked Yoko Ono.

Look at Jackson Browne: He had a flair for the artsy-fartsy, and beat the shit out of Darryl Hannah. I bet he wouldn't have fucked Yoko Ono.

Ringo Starr married some hot chick from that caveman movie....George Harrison's woman was so hot that Eric Clapton wrote a song about her! Paul....well, Linda was no show-stopper, but she could at least carry a note.

I bet neither of those three would have fucked Yoko Ono.

How 'bout you?

If you were John Lennon when he was alive, would you have fucked Yoko Ono?
:confused:

[jay_are]

Well as you know, Yoko approached Paul first and when he brushed her off she went to John. Maybe it was too much LSD or something like that and when he finally realized what happened it was too late. The Beatles were gone and she had him by the balls.

We lost 5 good years (1975-1980) from John because of her and when he finally re-emerged some lunatic blew him away. Yoko was never that good looking and she was looking for a free ride and she found John. Everybody else in the band knew what she was about, he just couldn't see it.

Maybe that song "How Do You Sleep?" was really about him instead of Paul? He once admitted that in an interview. Maybe he was trying to tell us all something about his situation with Yoko? Lord knows that if Yoko was laying down beside me I wouldn't sleep either.

To answer your question, NO WAY WOULD I TOUCH THAT!!!

[Panamark]

I read that they hooked up after John attended one of her
warped art exhibitions. After showing interest in her work,
she sent him a special gift, a white china cup with a tampon
inside the cup, painted with red blood. Apparently this appealed
to him at some level..

I dont think Binnie would even hit it

[BrownSound1]

Hell no I wouldn't fuck her...I ain't never been that drunk.

[naturochem]

not if her's was the only cunt left in a world in which the entire planetary water supply was tainted with viagra...

[Redballjets88]

never ever. she is so fucking nasty. She looks like she is a survivor of the nagasaki a bomb.

[Coyote]

Re: If you were John Lennon when he was alive, would you have fucked Yoko Ono?

Originally posted by rustoffa
How 'bout you?

If you were John Lennon when he was alive, would you have fucked Yoko Ono?
:confused:

AW, HELL NO!!

[bluemustard]

I'd rather have a threesome with Maury Povich and Connie Chung.

[Terry]

Nope.

Not an attractive woman, physically.

Never thought much of her or her "art", either. Couldn't sing, her concept pieces didn't do much for me...it's kinda like when a good friend of yours is going out with a woman nobody likes; if she's tolerated to any degree at all, it's only because of the friend.

Obviously Lennon loved her and saw something in her. She's basically been little more than a professional widow for the last quarter-century, IMO.

[Mr Badguy]

Maybe he was into pubic hair?

In that picture of both of them in the nude she had a big time hairy bush.

Would I do her?

Not even with yours.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Panamark
I dont think Binnie would even hit it

And that, my friends, is nuthin' but the tooth.

However, we ARE talking about Binnie.

Let's wait and see what he has to say about it.

Me?

I AIN'T THAT DESPERATE!!!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Redballjets88]

the only reason she was ever considered an "artist" is because of John

[ThrillsNSpills]

If you were John Lennon when he was alive, would you have fucked Yoko Ono?


I would have given her No Reply.

But I remember the words to one of her songs.

Eyahh Eyahh

Ahhaha ah Ahhaha ah

Eyahh Eyahh

Ahhaha ah Ahhaha ah

(she's a performance artist)

[Panamark]

That must have been one of her English songs, T'n'S !

[binnie]

If I was John Lennon then there is no way in hell I would've been with that. Damn, he could have had anyone he wanted. Never understood it. Never understood why Paul ended up with Linda either.

They were the most famous, most revered musicians in the world with an army of female fans. And they chose a couple of ugos. That is just slapping God in the face.

George Harrison had the right idea.

But as to whether, hyperthecically, I would hit Yoko. Yup. She isn't offensiviely ugly is she? I've seen far, far worse. I reckon that if most of the guys here were going through a dry patch they wouldn't turn her down.

Having a conversation with her before/after would be a far more arduous ordeal....