Ah, no biggie. I won't tell if you don't. But - no direct eye contact between us, ok? A ball touch is fine but if we look at each other that might make it weird.Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker
You gotta be careful, or she & her friends will pull the train on YOU!
That's the only problem with ladyboys - you can't drink too much when you're with them, or you might find yourself on the wrong side of the action.
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American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
Yeah, that's a HARD rule. No eye contact. It's awkward.
Just focus on the trannies, Donnie. Just focus on the eye candy.
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All right, Izzy. One last one for ya then I got some, uh, stuff to do.
Well... alright. Amy, close your eyes for a moment. This won't last long.
Oh, alright. If you don't tell anyone, you can look.
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The blond is a bird !!! You sure she isn't s tranny on account of an enormous clit
fuck your fucking framing
I think you're missing the point, Vander. It don't matter whether she's a tranny or a girl - what matters is the confusion!The blond is a bird !!! You sure she isn't s tranny on account of an enormous clit
The more confused you get, the better.
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Nope. That there, my friend, is 100% GMO poontang. See, me and Izzy know how to find the good ones. Nothing but high class examples here in Izzy's House of Trannies!The blond is a bird !!! You sure she isn't s tranny on account of an enormous clit
That's right, only the best GMO for our customers. We ain't got no fag crossdressers here. We have the best, full on proper female experience, only with that extra bit of spice.
But don't worry, it's tucked in for your convenience. You'll be eased up into the whole experience, & that extra bit of spice - a sausage in this case - will only bloom into view when you're already too excited to care.
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Possibly. Welcome Back... you've been missed.
Vittles!
How's life treatin' ya, broham?
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Well. From the looks of it, you're... uh... back on track?
Countdown until arrival of Bar Mogul and Parrot, in T-minus 10, 9, 8, 7....
Now before anyone gets offended... welcome Lounge and Jay. We kid because we love.
Hush, you silly person. Let the past wither away into nothingness & focus on our lovely ladies.
Say hello to Patricia.
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Oy vey!
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Hello boner!!
How's about another one from Angelika?
Izzy - I found you another brunette...
If that is a dude, then his plastic surgeon should win a goddamned Nobel Prize!
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
You would be sliding through the golden showers like you were on a Wham-O slippery slide.I'd put that fountain in my bedroom. I don't mind about the mess. I think I'm nearly amphibian anyway.
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No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
Damn. I have to figure out where my hot grannies pictures are stored.
Just admit you would & be done with it. People might think you're a fag, or something, but if you say you wouldn't, then they'll KNOW you ARE a fag.
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I have no idea if a Wham-O slippery slide is any better than any other slippery slide, but you bet your ass I'd be riding those showers ALL DAY!
Word up, Higgs. How goes the best storyteller on the western hemisphere?
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Huh... I... I... ayayayayay!!!Izzy - I found you another brunette...
Just look at that class. That feminininility. Admit it. You've been out with worse.
Dear lord, you show up with THAT womarn at one of those fancy high society "balls", or parties, whatever, all the dried up old hags with be red with envy at such class. And poise. And grace. LEMME AT HER, I'll make her FEEL LIKE A WOMAN!
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Stunning, isn't she?
Almost as stunning as... hey, remember Domino?
Well, apparently, she's got a new haircut. You'll never guess...
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