Requirements of being a Spambo Fan

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  • Eddie's Booze
    Head Fluffer
    • Apr 2007
    • 326

    Requirements of being a Spambo Fan

    1) You have to be a Retard

    2) You have to be tone deaf

    3) You have to have the kind of face people want to Punch as soon as they see you.

    Please feel free to add more....


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  • binnie
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • May 2006
    • 19144

    #2
    4) You have to like songs with "love" in the title....
    The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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    • diamondsgirl
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Apr 2004
      • 7550

      #3
      I watched the Fuse special on Van Halen last night and after it they played a bunch of Van Halen videos. But, they fucked up and played some Van Hagar too. I have never sat thru an entire Van Hagar video so this was a fisrt for me.

      I can not BELIEVE that people actually like that shit.

      It was offensive.
      “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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      • diamondsgirl
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Apr 2004
        • 7550

        #4
        5) You must like extra cheese in your music
        “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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        • binnie
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • May 2006
          • 19144

          #5
          Originally posted by diamondsgirl
          I watched the Fuse special on Van Halen last night and after it they played a bunch of Van Halen videos. But, they fucked up and played some Van Hagar too. I have never sat thru an entire Van Hagar video so this was a fisrt for me.

          I can not BELIEVE that people actually like that shit.

          It was offensive.
          I know exactly what you mean, I don't get it either - but I suppose that for people who liked AOR "Dreams" was a fuckin' masterpiece.

          Different fanbase I guess...
          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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          • Matt White
            • Jun 2004
            • 20497

            #6
            6.) Must have a mullet....or a gunt:p...or both

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            • binnie
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • May 2006
              • 19144

              #7
              I wonder how long it'll be before Elvis moves this?
              The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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              • TVGUY
                Head Fluffer
                • Feb 2007
                • 298

                #8
                7). Be a flaming homosexual.
                Three time witness to the comeback of the MIGHTY VAN HALEN. And then they faded back into obscurity.

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                • ELVIS
                  Banned
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 44120

                  #9
                  Man...

                  Enough with the hagar threads in main, ok ??


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                  • Matt White
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 20497

                    #10
                    Damn skippy....

                    How aboot NO HAGGIS THREADS...PERIOD

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