Folks...it's time to decide on our christmas plans.
Where are we having Christmas dinner?
Who's supplying the drink?
Bob...where are the tits?
Who's supplying the drink?
Whats on the jukebox?
Who's supplying the drink?
Are we doing secret Santa this year?
Who's supplying the drink.
What's this in my contract? You can't fool me, there ain't no sanity clause.
But...most importantly...WHO'S SUPPLYING THE DRINK???????
Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?
Got the Jukebox stacked with christmas classics...
AC/DC-Mistress For Christmas
Bad News-Cashing in on Christmas
Billy Idol-Yellin' At the Christmas Tree
Billy Squier-Christmas Is The Time To Say I Love You
Bob Seeger-Sock It To Me Santa
Bruce Springsteen-Merry Christmas, Baby
Cheap Trick-Come On Christmas
Chesterfield Kings-Hey Santa Claus
Chuck Berry-Run Rudolph Run
The Darkness-Christmas Time (Don't Let The Bells End)
Elvis-Blue Christmas
Frank Sinatra-Let It Snow Let it Snow Let It Snow
George Thorogood-Rock N Roll Christmas
The Greedies (Sex Pistols/Thin Lizzy)-A Merry Jingle
Greg Lake-I Believe In Father Christmas
James Brown-Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto
Jonny Lang-Santa Claus is Back In Town
The Kinks-Father Christmas
Mud-Lonley This Christmas
Pogues/Kirsty Macoll-Fairytale of New York
Queen-Thank God Its Christmas
Queen-A Winters Tale
RAMONES-Merry Christmas (I Don't Want To Fight Tonight)
Ravonettes-Christmas Song
Ray Charles-Winter Wonderland
Slade-Merry Xmas Everybody
Sloppy Seconds-Hooray For Santa Claus
Southside Johnny-Please Come Home For Christmas
Tom Petty-Christmas All Over Again
The Who-Christmas
Wizzard-I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday
+ a sprinkling of DAVID LEE FUCKING ROTH to finish the day off...
I think we should have lamb instead of Turkey. Just a suggestion....
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
I think thats a swell idea.
Should we dig up Tracy Lamb and eat her?
Sort of like "Thats for being in such a SHIT band"?
Maybe that'll inspire Katie to create a new alias.
Katie has aliases?Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
I think thats a swell idea.
Should we dig up Tracy Lamb and eat her?
Sort of like "Thats for being in such a SHIT band"?
Maybe that'll inspire Katie to create a new alias.
We could give her another one for christmas...
And you can just give her one for christmas...
I'm sure you'd hit it.
This isn't very seasonal talk.
TIS THE SEASON TO BE FUCKING JOLLY
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
HA!!!
BREAST for the holidays...........
I'm Drinking The Beer Now,I Mean Later.
It's Too Fucking Hot Down Here For Me To Be Santa This Year.
BTW....What Size Budget Do We Have This Year?
Cheers :bottle:
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
OK,I Dont Mind Dressing Up As A Elf.
Thats more fucking like it.Originally posted by Matt White
HA!!!
BREAST for the holidays...........
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
Well...we stole Hagar's tour revenue for this year...so about $1.50...Originally posted by Dan
BTW....What Size Budget Do We Have This Year?
Cheers :bottle:
And that's including interest
Whatever floats your boat....Originally posted by Dan
OK,I Dont Mind Dressing Up As A Elf.
Lamb? Yelch.Originally posted by binnie
I think we should have lamb instead of Turkey. Just a suggestion....
I want turkey and two chickens for later on. After all, I'm still growing.
Cheers! :bottle:
Binnie would hit Yoko. He'd hit anything.Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
We could give her another one for christmas...
And you can just give her one for christmas...
I'm sure you'd hit it.
But I get first dibs on Katie. Binnie, it might be too wide for you afterwards, so I'm apologizing in advance.
If Katie does this at our christmas party, I'll marry her.Originally posted by Matt White
HA!!!
BREAST for the holidays...........
Cheers! :bottle:
Save some beer for later! Damn Kiwis!Originally posted by Dan
I'm Drinking The Beer Now,I Mean Later.
It's Too Fucking Hot Down Here For Me To Be Santa This Year.
BTW....What Size Budget Do We Have This Year?
Cheers :bottle:
Ah, now that's just sick. Save your fantasies for yourself, you pervert!Originally posted by Dan
OK,I Dont Mind Dressing Up As A Elf.
Especially because, if, I mean, WHEN I'm drunk, I might find it funny and go along with the gag.
And there's already enough humiliation in me life, thank you.
Oh, and let's not forget Binnie - if you make an appealing elf, well...
Cheers! :bottle:
Best christmas playlist ever - well done, Shaun. We'll send "the elf" and a sheep to your room later on, as a reward.Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Got the Jukebox stacked with christmas classics...
AC/DC-Mistress For Christmas
Bad News-Cashing in on Christmas
Billy Idol-Yellin' At the Christmas Tree
Billy Squier-Christmas Is The Time To Say I Love You
Bob Seeger-Sock It To Me Santa
Bruce Springsteen-Merry Christmas, Baby
Cheap Trick-Come On Christmas
Chesterfield Kings-Hey Santa Claus
Chuck Berry-Run Rudolph Run
The Darkness-Christmas Time (Don't Let The Bells End)
Elvis-Blue Christmas
Frank Sinatra-Let It Snow Let it Snow Let It Snow
George Thorogood-Rock N Roll Christmas
The Greedies (Sex Pistols/Thin Lizzy)-A Merry Jingle
Greg Lake-I Believe In Father Christmas
James Brown-Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto
Jonny Lang-Santa Claus is Back In Town
The Kinks-Father Christmas
Mud-Lonley This Christmas
Pogues/Kirsty Macoll-Fairytale of New York
Queen-Thank God Its Christmas
Queen-A Winters Tale
RAMONES-Merry Christmas (I Don't Want To Fight Tonight)
Ravonettes-Christmas Song
Ray Charles-Winter Wonderland
Slade-Merry Xmas Everybody
Sloppy Seconds-Hooray For Santa Claus
Southside Johnny-Please Come Home For Christmas
Tom Petty-Christmas All Over Again
The Who-Christmas
Wizzard-I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday
+ a sprinkling of DAVID LEE FUCKING ROTH to finish the day off...
But who the fuck is this David Lee Roth I keep hearing about? A christmas caroler, perhaps?
Cheers! :bottle:
You Make Me So Mad.Originally posted by binnie
Whatever floats your boat....
You Can Be A Elf Too,Pussy.Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Save some beer for later! Damn Kiwis!
Ah, now that's just sick. Save your fantasies for yourself, you pervert!
Especially because, if, I mean, WHEN I'm drunk, I might find it funny and go along with the gag.
And there's already enough humiliation in me life, thank you.
Oh, and let's not forget Binnie - if you make an appealing elf, well...
Cheers! :bottle:
Where are teh christmas BOOBS
New mistletoe rule...
Ladeez have to remove all upper clothing before commencing with regular tradition.
Indeed. And this because they have to remove all lower clothing before, so they can gain admittance to this most exclusive party.
Cheers! :bottle:
I told you we should have raided the tequila funds instead, but NOOOOOOOOO, nobody EVER listens to Bob...Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Well...we stole Hagar's tour revenue for this year...so about $1.50...
And that's including interest
Twistin' by the pool.
Well, to be perfectly honest here, Bob...we thought you were trying to take control over every aspect of Pen life, what with your new modded ego.Originally posted by bueno bob
I told you we should have raided the tequila funds instead, but NOOOOOOOOO, nobody EVER listens to Bob...
On second thought, post some festive breasts.
THE ULTIMATE PLAN
Breasts,Legs And Thighs.
Seriously, where art thou?
I'm getting pretty sick of asking
Just Sit Back And Suck On A Breast Or Two.Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Seriously, where art thou?
I'm getting pretty sick of asking
Day-dreaming's gone commercial
three, four...Originally posted by Dan
Just Sit Back And Suck On A Breast Or Two.
NOW we're talkin' PARTY!!!!
Cheers! :bottle:
THAT'S THE SHIT!!!
Where've you been when we needed you most, ZAT?
Hows the christmas shopping going, Dan?
Imapus...have you decked the halls with holly?
Shaun,I Have Not Be Shopping Yet.Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
THAT'S THE SHIT!!!
Where've you been when we needed you most, ZAT?
Hows the christmas shopping going, Dan?
Imapus...have you decked the halls with holly?
And Yourself?
:p
We agreed that YOU would do the PEN christmas shopping.Originally posted by Dan
Shaun,I Have Not Be Shopping Yet.
And Yourself?
Its a week away...sort it, Dan...don't make me put butter in your bedsheets.
Good work, jhale...
Can we decide on alcohol?
Who wants Cabo Wabo..(that'd be fuckig ironic).
What's up motherfuckers!!!!!!!
I'm a leg man myself!
As for the hotties in Xmas attire, I was planning on starting a thread on the Underground on that very theme - 'Zat, you beat me too it.
Ah, fuck it, I'll do it anyway....
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