HEY...Don't be stealing PEN ideas.
But, especially...don't be stealing MY ideas...
Why is Christmas making me so angry?
HEY...Don't be stealing PEN ideas.
But, especially...don't be stealing MY ideas...
Why is Christmas making me so angry?
Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?
These 3 litre bottles of JD should get things going!
Yes,Yes And Yes
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
Day-dreaming's gone commercial
Damn,That's One Green Christmas Tree.
Have you been hearing too many Cliff Richard songs?Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Why is Christmas making me so angry?
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
Christmas timeOriginally posted by binnie
Have you been hearing too many Cliff Richard songs?
Mistletoe and wine
And several other festive rhymes
Need a cliff song
To make Christmas long
Even though they sound so wrong
Hey, fuck you! Nobody talks to me like that.Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Imapus...have you decked the halls with holly?
"Decked the halls with holly" indeed... that's just plain rude, Shaun.
Christmas is a time to piss off your loved ones. EVERYONE'S angry at Christmas. Only psychotic and mentally challeged people are happy this time of year.Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Why is Christmas making me so angry?
And grandmothers.
Cheers! :bottle:
Ooooooohhh, BABY! I dunno if I'm happier looking at those or the breasts.Originally posted by katie
These 3 litre bottles of JD should get things going!
Seriously, there may be something wrong with me.
Hang on... I think I may be happier if I DRINK those, and then TOUCH the breasts.
Hum...
So THIS is that Christmas spirit everyone talks about, eh?
Cheers! :bottle:
I have ben hearing alot of Wham, Mariah Carey and Bryan Adams, lately.Originally posted by binnie
Have you been hearing too many Cliff Richard songs?
I had to stop shopping. I'd rather starve than listen to "Last Christmas I gave you my heart" again.
Cheers1 :bottle:
It is in my world Imapus LOLOriginally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Hum...
So THIS is that Christmas spirit everyone talks about, eh?
Cheers! :bottle:
Where The Fuck Is Bill?Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I have ben hearing alot of Wham.
Cheers1 :bottle:
Well, you and a bottle of JD isn't too far from my own idea of a good world...Originally posted by katie
It is in my world Imapus LOL
Cheers! :bottle:
OK,I'm Naked Right Now,Who Wants Some Christmas Nuts?
So That's A Pass On The Nuts Then?
This is it!!! X-MAS EVE!!!
I'm so excited - and I just can't hide it - and I don't know any more of those lyrics.
Where's me present? Where's me present?
I cunt wait 'till midnight.
Cheers! :bottle:
Merry Xmas To You Pussy.
Your Present Is To Try The Christmas Nuts.
Cheers :bottle:
Hey, fuck you!
I ain't comin' anywhere near your nuts.
I am, however on my 11th beer. A few more, and I'll start considering that dressing like an elf bullshit.
Where's the grrrls?
We know Katie's coming. Anybody invited Blondgirl, Elly, Sparkie and the rest?
Cheers! :bottle:
Damn You Pussy.
I Waxed For Three Days To Get The Nuts Ready To Be Eaten.
Ok,What Size Elf Suit Do You Want?
I Have To Sizes,1 Large And One XL.
Bring On The Dirty Xmas Girls.
Large fer me, thanks.
Actually, I just switched to whiskey. I'll take a XS elf suit.
And I'll take the CLEAN X-mas grrrls.
It's a fetish.
Cheers! :bottle:
You Are A Sick Man.
Would You Like Rice With That?
I Had A Very Sober Xmas.
Damn You People.
Who Drank All Of The Piss?
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