I'll kick this annual query off with what I got.
A few extra .357 speedloaders.
A new gardening hat...cuntplete with the Minnie Pearl price tag.
That Zolowzer VH picture book.
A few gift cards.
A Weber grill.
A tiny billet motorcycle mirror that looks like a dentist tool. (far and away, the coolest gift of the year)
Socks...a few thongs....
Can't cuntplain!!!