New Year's is coming up next week, so if you've already thought of what your New Year's resolution is going to be, then post it here!
My New Year's resolution is to get over my depression I've been dealing with for so long and start enjoying life again. Also, I'd like to get out of debt, which will help to alleviate some of the depression and anxiety I'm experiencing.
1)Stop Wanking In The Shower.(Too Many Blocked Drains)
2)Eat More Hair Pie.(I Love Hair Pie)
3)No More Phone-Sex.(Did You See My Last Phone Bill?)
Those Are My Top Three.
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
1) Learn to apply music theory.
2) Get laid more
3) Get a decent band
Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
Originally Posted by Seshmeister
It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
Smoke a lot less weed.
Find a better lead singer for my Barbershop Quartet.
Try to tolerate the deluge of Spanish folk around here!
Try to do something about this gut ... Dave has inspired me to do some sit ups!
I'll put that on my list too.Originally posted by Coyote
Get laid more
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
#1. Quit smoking. Though I am somewhat the occasional smoker I really need to stop completely.
#2 Make my posts more interesting and entertaining for the Roth Army. You bastards are like a second, disfunctional, family and I just want to make you smile, puke, laugh and release the occasional ain't that cute kind of "awww." (insert huge smile)
#3. Have penis reduction surgery so I can live a normal life for once.
#4 Break the Virginia State record for biggest largemouth bass caught.
#5 See as many Van Halen shows as I can.
#6 Putin a 55 gallon drum and set him afloat in the Atlantic Ocean. (Lid welded shut, of course)
~Only you can prevent low volume~
a LOT less? c'mon.....Originally posted by Douglas T.
Smoke a lot less weed.
Find a better lead singer for my Barbershop Quartet.
Try to tolerate the deluge of Spanish folk around here!
Try to do something about this gut ... Dave has inspired me to do some sit ups!
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
1 finish tiling the floors in the house.
2 i should try ta quit cigarettes again, but.......
3 TRAVEL!!!!!!!!!!
1) Lose weight -about 15-20 lbs would be ideal. Wanna get back down to about 180.
2) Drink less. I would say stop completely, but it needs to be gradual. If I cut out beer alone for about a month, I'd lose 5-10 pounds easily.
3) Stop wasting money by going out drinking. I drop close to $300 a week when I go out. I usually go out 3 nights a week-the nights I don't have my kids-which leads me to my next one.
4) No more going to work hungover and get more sleep.
5) Pay off my credit cards. this should be done by June at the latest. I don't owe close to what the avg. American owes ($11,000) but I owe too much for my tastes.
6) Go to the gym. Instead of drinking 3 nights a week and wasting money, go to the gym and lose weight and get in shape.
7) Stop smoking completely. I'm not a regular smoker, but I smoke when I drink.
8) Buy a house. Being divorved and having to sell my house that I worked so hard for and to update from top to bottom sucked. At least my cunt of an ex wife didn't get to keep it like she thought she would.
I will stick to most of them. My motivation? My kids.
When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.
A little ain't enough!Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
a LOT less? c'mon.....
I hate these things...but here we go.
Find a sane girl!
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Originally posted by fuckhowardstern - dude - you sounded cool as a cucumber - totally relaxed and spoke with authority - must say I was a bit surprised but you sounded really at ease - super cool-like.
Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra - nate, you are the fucking attention whore of the day and you DESERVE it
Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise - BTW, bravo NATE! Soon Dave will mention the Army by himself!
Originally posted by franksters Have you heard Nate properly, We now moved up to an ''Organisation'' Awesome man!!
Roth army....more than an army....it's a gr8 Organization!!
Originally posted by Northern Girl
Nate, so cool. I'm listening to the Dallas feed, so it'll be coming up in a while. Can't wait!
oy, good luck with that.Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
I hate these things...but here we go.
Find a sane girl!
Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
I hate these things...but here we go.
Find a sane girl!No kidding!Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
oy, good luck with that.
Relax more.
I am a complete workaholic....
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
yeah, i got that problem tooOriginally posted by binnie
Relax more.
I am a complete workaholic....
Nate,How About Trying Internet Dating?Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
I hate these things...but here we go.
Find a sane girl!
Nah. There's a girl from college that I've been talking to again (for the 1st time in 5 years!)Originally posted by Dan
Nate,How About Trying Internet Dating?
I'm not going to care if I'm single or in a relationship, that's my new year's resolution.
I'm just gonna let things happens and not think twice!
Fuck That Shit,You Need Hair Pie And That's The Bottom Line Cos Dan Said So.Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Nah. There's a girl from college that I've been talking to again (for the 1st time in 5 years!)
I'm not going to care if I'm single or in a relationship, that's my new year's resolution.
I'm just gonna let things happens and not think twice!
1) Finish book I have been writing
2) Ease up on compulsive spending towards non-essential items
3) Pay more attention to spouse
4) Buy a dog
Scramby eggs and bacon.
New Year's Resolutions ?
I stopped making them years ago..
Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
No speed dating in Minnesota?Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
I hate these things...but here we go.
Find a sane girl!
Roth Army Militia
1) cut down and eventually stop drinking soda. Even though it's caffine free and diet, it's still not good for me.
2) crochet more
3) go back to my writing
4) actually finish my creative projects and not be so easy to give up
5) get my license
I hear these guys are available......Originally posted by Douglas T.
Find a better lead singer for my Barbershop Quartet.
Ever since Ashcroft got a big ego with his solo hit "Let the Eagle Soar" the other guys have been trying to get rid of him.
Gotta be careful around Larry Craig though. Especially in the men's room....
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
Yeah, the same ones as last year.
Originally posted by Tiki-Tom You're one classy tattooed bombshell in my book.
Originally posted by rustoffa
Three words. WE WERE THERE.
No kidding! I'm reforming into a gospel quartet! Looking for a couple gals!Originally posted by FORD
I hear these guys are available......
Ever since Ashcroft got a big ego with his solo hit "Let the Eagle Soar" the other guys have been trying to get rid of him.
Gotta be careful around Larry Craig though. Especially in the men's room....
No chance of getting these gals!
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Here's our larger group a few weeks back at Disney!
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One more:Originally posted by Coyote
1) Learn to apply music theory.
2) Get laid more
3) Get a decent band
4) Stop being manipulated and taken advantage of.
I want more pussy this year!
No more mixing Jack, Cuervo and "Special New Years Punch"...whatever the fuck that was...
From now on it's one type of shot per session.
Ouch.
Stop Smoking is #1 and averages $4 a pack here. $1500 a year is one drug habit that has to go for my family and my lungs.
Keep my kids Happy and focused like last year.
Rediscover my wife. Good stuff after she bucked like 40 pounds in a year. Christmas Eve as her Barber and giving new meaning to Christmas Cookie next day then bringing in the countdown with her downtown shows great '08 promise.
And my annual one, Get more Organized. ADD is my enemy.
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Fianally see Led Zeppelin LIVE
Resolutions?
Too much pressure!
I will continue to try and do my best for my son, husband, family and friends...
I will continue to try and be more and more "Zen"...
If I succeed to become a better person in 2008, GOOD!
If I don't... too bad, I will try again next year... and the one after.
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Originally posted by Nitro Express
... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpgOriginally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
[B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...Originally posted by VanHalener
... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...Originally posted by FORD
... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...
To never get plowed on something served in a hollowed out coconut made with pinnapple juice ever again.
No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
Why?Originally posted by Nitro Express
To never get plowed on something served in a hollowed out coconut made with pinnapple juice ever again.
Add 2 shots of Jamaican Rum, a paper umbrella and 2 twisted straws to that and you have THE best drink!
(Don't forget the radioactive coloured maraschino cherries)!
Last edited by blonddgirl777; 01-02-2008 at 11:05 PM.
I'm gonna try to be a nicer person.
Boy did I screw that up. It was supposed to read "penis enlargement" so I can live a normal life.Originally posted by VanHalener
#3. Have penis reduction surgery so I can live a normal life for once.
A couple years ago, I resoluted never to resolute anything ever again on New Year.
It was the only successful resolution in the history of mankind.
Cheers! :bottle:
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No more mixing Jack, Cuervo and "Special New Years Punch"...whatever the fuck that was...
From now on it's one type of shot per session.
Ouch.
How's everyone doing with their resolutions? I've smoked less weed all this year than I'd have smoked in a day last year!
Last edited by Douglas T.; 01-16-2008 at 12:23 AM.
I'm still working on 1, 2 & 3.
So 4 is going OK?Originally posted by Coyote
I'm still working on 1, 2 & 3.
Better than the other three... Not a totally abysmal failure of an attempt.
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