New Year's Resolutions

[ace diamond]

Originally posted by VanHalener


#6 Put in a 55 gallon drum and set him afloat in the Atlantic Ocean. (Lid welded shut, of course)

don't forget to fill that drum with concrete and let it dry and harden before you sink it.
also,why the atlantic?
would it not make much more sense to drop him into the deepest point of the marrianis trench?

[ace diamond]

my new years resolution is not to make a new years resolution.

because i know damn well i will never bother to keep it.
so why bother setting goals i will not attempt to achieve
and therefore feel all let down when i fail to meet them?

[Douglas T.]

Right. It's a bitch sometimes. That is the part I think about ... how mad I will be at myself if I break. I like to think I have a bit of control of myself.

[ace diamond]

well, the only goal i ever set for myself every new years eve is to get fucking wasted.
i have never failed at getting obliterated on new years eve.

[DLR2007]

I think it's better to generalize in terms of the year to come... Dog eat dog world that it is, I think now's a good time to decide if you're going to be a hot dog or a little wienie. (Dave on Letterman)

[Panamark]

Gonna get a dog and a baby..
In that order..

Damn... Better embrace my selfishness for all
its worth in the meantime

[ace diamond]

Originally posted by DLR2007
I think it's better to generalize in terms of the year to come... Dog eat dog world that it is, I think now's a good time to decide if you're going to be a hot dog or a little wienie. (Dave on Letterman)

i remember that interview.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Dan
1)Stop Wanking In The Shower.(Too Many Blocked Drains)

2)Eat More Hair Pie.(I Love Hair Pie)

3)No More Phone-Sex.(Did You See My Last Phone Bill?)

Those Are My Top Three.

OK People,

Have Not Wacked Off In The Shower.

Hair Pie Is On The Menu This Year.

Phone Sex,I'm Still Working On.

Cheers :bottle:

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
Gonna get a dog and a baby..
In that order..

Damn... Better embrace my selfishness for all
its worth in the meantime

Hi Mark,
Happy New Year To You And Mary.

Too Hot To Have A Dog In Sydney,Unless It's A Hot-Dog.

[Little Texan]

I haven't had the money to make good on my resolution, yet, because I've been out of work, and thus, am having financial problems at the moment, which is adding to my depressive state.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Little Texan
I haven't had the money to make good on my resolution, yet, because I've been out of work, and thus, am having financial problems at the moment, which is adding to my depressive state.

Best Of Luck Finding Work.

Keep The Faith.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Dan
Hi Mark,
Happy New Year To You And Mary.

Too Hot To Have A Dog In Sydney,Unless It's A Hot-Dog.

Happy New Year DAN THE MAN !!!

You fookin Rock Mate, cant wait for
Van Halen to hit Syderney and have
a coldie with ya !

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
Happy New Year DAN THE MAN !!!

You fookin Rock Mate, cant wait for
Van Halen to hit Syderney and have
a coldie with ya !

Sweet,For Sure If They Make It Down Under.